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Romance › Re: Why Do I Find It Easier Making More Male Friends Than Females And I Try? by MrsChima(f): 2:58am On Aug 24, 2011
Women are typically emotion bound creature. We are more expressive, spiritual, soul connecting, and literal.

So when you have a bunch of women that are alike in nature some things bound to explode the same thing with the men. You get too many men together spending time for a period of time without properly releasing themselves it like watching a pack of wolves fighting over some gum.

Knowing what TYPE of friends you have and HOW TO DEAL with them usually the trick to a long successful friendship.

Everybody ain't friend material both male and female.
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies Under-qualified For Marriage by MrsChima(f): 12:48am On Aug 24, 2011
LMAO@recharge cards being the EPITOME OF WEALTH  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They are practically GIVING AWAY blackberries in America and people still SCREAMING recharge cards! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrsChima(f): 4:24pm On Aug 23, 2011
You die first.
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrsChima(f): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2011
Da Doctor:

KAIIII!! SO U NEVA DIE?Tot that gun had killed u! a dead woman doesnt talk na! DIE A NATURAL DEATH BY GUN!
cool cool cool
Oh you are a woman?  They have guns in the village?   undecided

You know rocks and slingshot isn't a typical gun. Just saying. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:50pm On Aug 23, 2011
Farts
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrsChima(f): 3:49pm On Aug 23, 2011
You know how to shoot the gun right?

Just turn it toward the hole in your brain and pull the hammer back far as you can.

Release it. Let me know the result. cheesy
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:47pm On Aug 23, 2011
Yawns.
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:38pm On Aug 23, 2011
How about getting a job?
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:36pm On Aug 23, 2011
You are deaf, dumb, burnt black, ugly, and joblessly broke. wink
Romance › Re: What Can I Do Pls? by MrsChima(f): 3:34pm On Aug 23, 2011
There is nothing wrong with having multiple dates however if you are having sex with each of the dates then it could lead to problems.

Platonic dating is the best thing when searching for someone long term wise. If you are just casually dating and has not expectation on settling for one girl then I say make sure those girls are on board with it too because you are playing a dangerous game involving emotions and feelings.
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:31pm On Aug 23, 2011
Did she hear you coming? grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Really Don't Know How To Be A Girlfriend. by MrsChima(f): 3:31pm On Aug 23, 2011
Granny always said becareful for what you asked for because you might not get rid of it.
Romance › Re: I Really Don't Know How To Be A Girlfriend. by MrsChima(f): 3:28pm On Aug 23, 2011
Nayah:
Amya, people don't change, they try to improve
Amya is Amya and Amya should not have to change ( except if your arrogant or selfish) for anybody because nobody's perfect
The more you'll seek to adjust your temper to have a man, the more you might be fake

Be mature, but stay yourself trust me sister smiley
That's true.
Romance › Re: Deaf N Dumb Girlz R The Best! by MrsChima(f): 3:27pm On Aug 23, 2011
Wow! You have really scored big! lipsrsealed

Desperation is a mofo.
Romance › Re: Can U Pretend U Dont Know When Ur Girlfrend Is Cheating On U . by MrsChima(f): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2011
Are you cheating on your roommate?
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrsChima(f): 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2011
[quote author=Da Doctor link=topic=738889.msg8986039#msg8986039 date=1314086873][/quote]You are a byproduct of what happens when women do not swallow during sex.   cool

Worthless nigger.
Romance › Re: Can U Pretend U Dont Know When Ur Girlfrend Is Cheating On U . by MrsChima(f): 5:42am On Aug 23, 2011
2buff:
^^ I suppose nothing spices up a relationship than a generous serving of strange random STDs don't it?  angry angry cheesy
Yup! A side of herpes and claps MAKES IT VERY ORGASMIC. wink

Cheating is good OP. Let her get her cheats on. You sit back and enjoy the show and burning sensations. cool
Romance › Re: Can U Pretend U Dont Know When Ur Girlfrend Is Cheating On U . by MrsChima(f): 3:47am On Aug 23, 2011
Continue letting her cheat. It is good for your relationship.
Romance › Re: Do Girls Love Guys With Mouth Odour? by MrsChima(f): 2:57am On Aug 23, 2011
LesbianBoy:
I know ppl like u that have mouth odour will not like this thread  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Thank u jor  u have sense  wink wink wink wink wink wink
Dummy, who said I didn't like the thread? undecided undecided If you smell something tart ONLINE then CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
Romance › Re: Feminism by MrsChima(f): 2:20am On Aug 23, 2011
LMAO@I am allergic to educated women grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Feminism by MrsChima(f): 2:10am On Aug 23, 2011
Hmm. I see strong women seems to be ruffling some sensitive feathers.
Romance › Re: Do Girls Love Guys With Mouth Odour? by MrsChima(f): 8:27pm On Aug 22, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Famous Naija Women Lies. by MrsChima(f): 8:23pm On Aug 22, 2011
SAFO:
Just know that we're all praying for you & Mr Chima.

askala la RRRa kash kunara rosh housh kana begone u demon, lay in the spirit my child.
You should pray for your wife that she is negative and you are using condoms. 

No thanks on your prayers.  I rebuke thee Safo Satan.  Amen.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Famous Naija Women Lies. by MrsChima(f): 7:40pm On Aug 22, 2011
SAFO:
Ok, so you are a lady-loving-lady player who has been played ----- now we're getting somewhere.

Yes it's very shameful indeed but you don't have to hide your face anymore. Come out into the light, there are others here just like you.
Awww. Good job. Keep venting. Soon more just like you will soon come stand by you. cheesy

You mentioned homosexuality. Do you need help coming out the closet too? You know Black Down Low men are the number one killer in the Black community. lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Famous Naija Women Lies. by MrsChima(f): 7:34pm On Aug 22, 2011
Nigerian women you have really hurt and broken some hearts. Shame on you. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Famous Naija Women Lies. by MrsChima(f): 7:32pm On Aug 22, 2011
SAFO:
Unless you admit that you have a problem, I can't really help you now can I?

Let me know when you're ready so we don't waste each other's time.
You lead by example and you will have other players who have been played stepping up admitting their shames. 

You don't have to be strong alone.   wink

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