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I hope the men washed their nuts this morning.

We are saying the same thing different packaging but I got you.

This is a classic case of scorned lover who can't stand to see the husband reaping the benefit of his labor.

Nayah:
Mrs Chima don't be so sure!! I know some men who can not date a girl with "average" face, oh yes they will pay attention to curves of course! but what I want the poster to understand is that there is no reason to have any complex because she surely got more than big features to attract guys!

I knew what you meant and I agree but we talking about MEN here.  They aren't hip to that advance theories we women are known for.  You got to talk them like they are babies and show them books with pictures.  

Men are visual creatures and although OP may have other things that attracts men but the FIRST THING attracted a man to her was HER ARSE AND bosoms.  

My husband told me HONESTLY the first thing he saw was my BACK AND FRONT and my face is a bonus!

Nayah!  Mr. Chima's cousin TOLD ME in my face that HE wants a woman that looks EXACTLY like me.   Nothing about soul and substance which is sad my sister!

Nayah:
What about face? and soul? my dear don't focus on your behind and foregroud, too many things you can put on relief!

Girl! You know men IS NOT going to pay you any attention when you are preaching about face and soul. EVERY MAN ON THIS PLANET likes a woman with titties and ample arse. I have never met a man who liked flat chest and arse.

Now do not get me wrong there are men with women with flat features and the first thing a man look at is her OUTSIDE BEAUTY then work his way to her INSIDE BEAUTY unfortunately women are judged by their OUTSIDE BEAUTY first.

I have seen men with their wives or girlfriends DOUBLE TAKING when they see women walking pass with those LARGE FEATURES.

Real men love women with big titties and ample arses! Trust me I know!

No matter what you put on your endowments are printed against the fabric and the men go crazy!

Ladies with big arse DO NOT wear any biking shorts without panties. You are asking to be molested.

Mr.Chima won't let me borrow his truck for a week alone.

talina:
Its great to hear someone say they are best friends with their lover and have fun together AND are married. Rare these days. I strive for that, but recently fell right into that head over heels thing.Didnt see it coming! And as you can guess, its already ended. Just gotta ask yourself,(what did I learn this time?duh)

It can be done if people take THEIR TIME. Lax said it best take your time and do TALINA first then everything will fall in place. I was blessed when I met my husband and he wasn't into games which why our friendship grew and the rest is history.

During the course of our friendship we used it to get to know each other PLATONIC without sex which is important for couples TODAY but some couples will tell you sex is important.

Sex is important for reproduction and pleasure but it shouldn't be he focal point in the relationship and that's why many relationships doesn't strive strongly because of that. When you have sex with someone and there is nothing else in common then your relationship is DOOMED.

Good relationship is like a good solid house. Foundation first and moving in the furniture last.

Lax75:
It's a good thing when u can be best friends with your lover. Very good when u can tell your lover what they NEED to hear, not what they WANT to.

Yes! Mr. Chima doesn't hold anything with me and tells me things that I needs to hear not necessarily wants to hear but needs to hear. So you are right about that.

It is important for spouses or couples to keep it real with each other but of course not in the sense to break each other down which wouldn't be good for bonding purposes. If couples and spouses keep it 100 with each other and communicate EFFECTIVE it would REDUCE DIVORCES AND BREAKUPS.

I did. How you be? You want me to nurse them wounds?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@dammytex why ave u got yellow eyes?

'no ofeinse'[/color]

Jaundice.

talina:
Thanks for sharing that Mrs.Chima.  I decided, a while back, that any man I ended up with on a long term basis,I would be friends with first. I think getting to know each other as friends first would build a good foundation.Rather than dating , getting all involved too quickly and getting caught up in endorphines. Those endorphines are powerful,and cloud the thinking!

Ive been married before(at too young an age) and now Im back in this scene and trying to make sense of it. Friends first seems the way to go.

I learned growing up with clan of women and many of these women were friends first with their husbands before marriage and it works out for them.  I adopted it when I became older enough to date or be with boys without adult supervision. 

I took my time with Mr. Chima and still had other male friends I went out with but I never engage into sex with them because like you said it clouds the judgements.  When feelings start getting all hot and heavy somebody ends up hurt because there were no foundation. 

Mr. Chima is my best friend and we have fun with each other that what makes the marriage last when you are real good friends with your lover. 

To give you an example, I know what Mr. Chima will say about certain situation or incident and when people ask me do you think Mr. Chima would like to do this or that. I can answer it right away because I know and vice versa.

Mr. Chima slapped me on my booty many times is that abuse?

SAFO:
Touche, point for Team Chima. Maybe I underestimated you.



NAH

Keep denying hater.

SAFO:
Mrs. Chima you're still a young padwan. It'll be a While b4 you embrace the master jedi ranks like myself.

Slow in the force you are

Your grown arse into STAR WARS? Yup, you won.

(shaking my head and looking back at this fool walking out the door)

Talina!

Men sef!

My dating style was different. I believe in being friends with the men before even going on a date with them because I don't like wasting my time when it come to going out having fun. I feel that you can truly get to know people on a friend level than a dating level because most people tends to put their best foot forward or try.

When I met my husband at a family event we spoke on a friend level but Mr. Chima was auditioning me for wifey position because he wouldn't stop pursuing me even after I told him I am just dealing with friends right now that didn't stop him which why I told Upendo88 that ignoring my husband didn't work but I am glad he didn't give up because it turned out GREAT FOR US. But we kept on a friendship level for a while before started dating and I truly believe most men loses out their blessing when they focus on superficial things.

That's why you see the comment if it doesn't work out I will just sex her and no really get to know her like I really got to know Mr. Chima. If I was picking on his flaws we weren't been together til this day.

When I was nine years old, I was thinking about grinding some boy's nuts in the coffee grinder.

I can say for sure that we women with big bottoms and tops have to be careful what we wear because it will attract men attention no matter what!

I remember one time I had on a white t-shirt without a brassiere and my people start playing water fight with water guns.

Just say Mr. Chima wasn't happy with the attention I received.

SAFO:
Mrs Chima you couldn't whoop my azz if I was 2 feet in front of ya, butt nekid with a big sign in bold red letters that said "hit here".

But I do enjoy our banters. You're almost a worthy opponent.

You been swimming in River DE-nile huh?     Wounded people have a hard time admitting their defeat.

All Men like bad girls

Well Good luck girl!

I am telling you men do not like rejection. To some men it is like an invitation for them to turn into animals and hunt you like a prey!

Trust me I know!

OMG!

[size=55pt]SAFO, 2BUFF, AND MBJ SLAP YOURSELF 20 TIMES![/size]

Hoes will always be hoes.

SAFO:
I signed up back in 07 but only recently have I become an active poster and It just came to mind that I’m really enjoying this place. There are so many different personalities here and you guys make it a joy to peruse the forums each & every day.

Typical day

Random OP – will drop in with an idiotic topic and completely butcher the English language

Then . . .

Sexkillz - will come preaching the gospel & point you out to the nearest transformer

Nayah – will come bearing words of wisdom.

M M M – will want to nyash you

Lefulefu – will explain why Oyinbo women are the best.

M M M – will come back to nyash you

190 – will accuse Reality of being G-AY

Reality – will defend himself but it’s still unclear of his intimate preference.

MrsChima – will be . . . Mrs. Chima  (no offence hun  )

And other characters will ensue



Just wanted to say thanks to all of you for making this such an exciting place   

You still dey mad that I whoop dey arse huh?    

I am glad my whooping your arse keeps you happy.   

Lax75:
Definitely the bride

You came back for some more arse whoopings?

LMAO@sis snitching arse.