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Thanks Deniyor!

livedit:
Hey Mrs. Chima!

Girl, you are hilarious. I really think first dates should be kept fun and somewhat suspenseful so you two will want to meet up again. Many of what was mentioned is not a preferred subject that should be discussed on the first date. Although they are things you should know as the relationship continue on. But knowing their life's story in one night does not sound appealing at all. But then again, you should know the basics of your date for the night/day or whatever.

Hey Mrs. Livedit!

MRbrownJAY:
^^^ lol, you are missing the point missy.
her being a skank is NOT a problem (or wrong), the problem is if I TREAT A SKANK LIKE A PRINCESS (or vice versa).

imagine me at the movies with the neighborhood skank, wining and dining her like she some princess. god forbid!

You and them damn skanks! You know a professional skanks know how to fool you into thinking you got goody miss two shoes. So again, get to know the girl before asking her out on a date and treat her to more than a fucking Ice Cream love-vendor DADDY!

Bite your nuts.

SAFO:
Hey just throwing it out there, you never know.

@Mrs Chima, c'mon now every man has had a few jump-offs in his past.

What's your definition of jump off?

kokoye:
What if all he wants is for you to keep noticing him and talking about him . . .like you are doing now?

Just , what if?

Then . .I'll say his plans are working.

A lot of ladies ended up with guys they NEVER thought they would date . . just like you.

He's affected you enough to create a thread about him . . . .you are thinking about him, either +vely or -vely.

Can you ignore him . .sincerely? That might be the key . .if you truly can.

Goldieluks:
Chima your pregnancy should be far overdew. What the hell is wrong with you?



@pendo,I thought your married,my bad.

SAFO:
It's obvious that he doesn't want it to be known that you're his girlfriend.

Sounds like you're his jump-off and his other GF is the main squeeze.

What you know about jump off?

Bite me^^^^

Yes, I am shy.

Trust me I wouldn't be demanding a blackberry! It going to be something worth more than a fucking blackberry!

bittatruth:
[color=#550077]your preggers? [/color]

Why you have to say that outloud?

SAFO:
Pendo just be blunt with him.

Tell him if he doesn't leave you alone you'll drive a rusty nail thru his balls, then sew his azzhole up and keep feeding him till he explodes.

I betcha he backs off

MRbrownJAY:
^^spending gazillions on a first date is the mistake many of my fellow men do, the first date is to get to know each other^better, not to show off and run out of steam (like many do) after a few dates.

of course i can be romantic for the right one, not all woman are skanks. also i cannot treat a skank like a skank until she shows me that she is one. so i may lay some "skanks trap" while at the park to know who i am dealing with. . . . . . . .another reason why spending big on a first date is not recommended!

Who said anything about spending big?


Having a nice dinner and going to a movie IS NOT SPENDING BIG. You should have KNOWN HER ENOUGH before asking her out on a first date. I didn't say buy her a corvette and a brazillian weave but ICE CREAM?

First date are usually AFTER getting to know the person whom you are going out on a first date with.

Me ignoring Mr.Chima didn't work and now I got this thing in me.

Hmm. *subscribing*

I decline.

Hey! You don't wanna get married?

Aren't you romantic.

Ice cream? Seriously?

Just cos a woman is married doesn't mean the groom will take care of her. I know for a fact that if a man in Nigeria isn't happy with his wife he will replace her with another one.

Don't lie.

Koyoke slap urself.

MRbrownJAY:
i would also try to find out:
- how many kids she got
- if she is single
- if she got a JOB
- if she has any CRAZY baby daddy
- if she is open minded enough to swing from chandeliers in catwoman outfit during sex

MBJ, the money thing is important if YOU can't pay for the soda on your date! DUH!

You do know condoms aren't 100% and if that condom breaks you can contract whatever she has.

They banned you too eh?

So if she smells, you will tell her that on the first date?

Where is it? I can't put the condom on it.

According to the nutriders, the bride is happier but WHO PAID THE BRIDE PRICE?

Men, would you tell/ask a woman________on the first date?

She smells
She dress too floozy
Her weave tracks are showing too much
She talks funny
Do she tell her friends everything about her personal relationship life
To have sex with you
Is her family big on dowry before marriage
Is she HIV/AIDS and STD free
She looks different since the last meet up
Your balls are too small
You have no money
You lives with parents
You are the run from Nigerian police

What else would you tell/ask a woman on he first date that you think you should know or she should know?

Candid responses preferred.

Do you?

If I am a man how could I be a female lesbian?

Farts.

MRBrownJ:
@Claremont
you are making it sound like these babes NEED a BB phone, NEED a Gucci bag etc
i am sorry to say that these gals HAD a choice but decided that they would rather be like the Joneses (even if it costs their lives) rather than focusing on whats important in life.

what this girl was clearly saying is that her life is worth 350K!!! these sick politicians are looking for clean girl to cure them of whatever diseases they carry and these dumb assss biatches are quick to go and spread their legs unprotected to receive whatever these evil man got.

its called GREED, they wanted everything NOW, rather than work for it. they are no better than the drug couriers or 419criminals who would do anything to become who they are not.

i am not ONE BIT sorry for them, its called PAYING FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS.

They banned you too eh?

Even girls who lives in poverty have respect for their families and bodies. Not everybody indulge in trifliness because they are poor.

Myth.

[quote author=kpolli link=topic=743186.msg8997538#msg8997538 date=1314201966

Wait a minute, is this a way to get me banned? I do not fite with ppl n wud not allow u drag me under that mud. . . . Lai lai

Mrs. Chima, e don do. . . I love u, pls let me avoid this ban
[quote][/quote]Damn!  Another one got away!