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Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by MrsChima(f): 6:10pm On Apr 26, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Who Sacrifices Most? by MrsChima(f): 6:08pm On Apr 26, 2011
Please ladies allow the men to believe they makes the most sacrifices because Lord knows some of these impotent mothersuckers need validation and approval.
Romance › Re: I Have Warned Her To Stop Bringing Her Big Butt Gf To Spend D Night In My House. by MrsChima(f): 6:00pm On Apr 26, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]ok. my motto is:

Cork hell naw! cheesy[/color]
If he was the last nigga on Earth I would rather do an earthworm.   lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

There should be a law against shit that looks like that.
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 5:57pm On Apr 26, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]^^ right.  Can't even get a pr0stitute to grant him service even if he DID pay  grin

Possum looking azz.[/color]
Couldn't get a desperate ho and that bleeped up.


Don't tell me he is that possum that we ran over the other day? shocked shocked shocked That was a big arse ugly possum. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 5:53pm On Apr 26, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]sadly for yew we don't care  wink You're still suffering from Lackovpunnitis so deal with that
before you bring your dunce sef in here to talk grin.

@oguagua no one is fighting you. You just offended me with that line, that's all.[/color]
Exactly. This shrek looking blob couldn't even score punny ONLINE and OFFLINE talking about intelligence and beauty.
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 5:49pm On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=654246.msg8208281#msg8208281 date=1303835831]ermm MRs Chima. sadly you & MzDarkskin are not as inteligent as ogugua88 ( a true beauty & brain). no oofeinse! wink[/quote]Coming from you I will take that as a compliment. wink No offense Ogugua.
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 5:48pm On Apr 26, 2011
ogugua88:
Yeah, I agree, but then you, too, mentioned Wikipedia.

I thought about that as well, but women asking for money to be spent on her or men desiring for sex or adoration can't be considered parasitic, in my opinion, until it's classified as stealing or r.ape.
I sure did mentioned Wikipedia and I also mentioned that college professors will tell you not to use it as a reference.
Romance › Re: How Do I Trust My Girl And Reduce My Love For Her? by MrsChima(f): 5:07pm On Apr 26, 2011
:p tongue tongue
Romance › Re: How Do I Trust My Girl And Reduce My Love For Her? by MrsChima(f): 5:03pm On Apr 26, 2011
See, If I did that then I would be stoned to death in this mofo.

[size=2pt]I am banned from giving back massages because I once rubbed a man's neck and he was diagnosed with Severe Priapism.[/size] embarassed
Romance › Re: How Do I Trust My Girl And Reduce My Love For Her? by MrsChima(f): 4:58pm On Apr 26, 2011
Go take a very cold shower R231. Smh.

Uhmm OP,

Are you hearing voices and seeing dead people? shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 4:53pm On Apr 26, 2011
ogugua88:
Lol no one's fighting any of you. A concept is trying to be changed. In parasitic relationships, one is benefiting while the other is harmed or in danger. That doesn't have much to do with dependent women considering women are usually victims is all I'm saying.
I can't speak for others but I didn't take it as if you was trying to fight with me or anyone else but we do need to learn to agree to disagree.

It still remain that each women are different in terms of their actions and expectations. Whatever floats their boat I hope it makes them happy.
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 3:16pm On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=654246.msg8206864#msg8206864 date=1303821021]ogugua88 <<<<<<Beauty & Brain, my kinda babe wink[/quote]Too bad you do not have NEITHER. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Most Women Prefer Parasitic Relationship To Mutualistic Relationship? by MrsChima(f): 3:14pm On Apr 26, 2011
In my opinion, women can either want to live off a man, contribute equally with a man, or be self sufficient. 

Each women have different expectations in relationships and what one person prefers is not generic for all persons. 

Wikipedia is not a reliable source even college professors will tell you not to use it as a reference.
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by MrsChima(f): 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2011
There are incidents in Africa and other places that women are resorting to Penile Disfigurements.

This is a wife from Ghana.
http://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/romance/wife-bites-hubbys-penis/

This is a woman from India who threw the penis on the street and the dogs ate it.
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=77382

This woman cut her husband's dick off after he raped and choked her.
http://www.nytimes.com/1993/11/09/us/tearful-woman-tells-jury-why-she-cut-off-her-husband-s-penis.html

Ugandan wife bit her husband's dick AND balls after an argument.
http://www.modernghana.com/news/21283/1/woman-bit-husbands-penis-and-testicles-off.html

A Saudi Arabia wife dismembered her husband's penis after he took on a second wife.
http://tundratabloids.com/2011/02/muslima-slices-husbands-penis-of-for-remarrying.html

A British mother of four was accused of biting her boyfriend's testicles off and denied it.
http://dominicanewsonline.com/dno/british-woman-denies-biting-off-boyfriends-testicles/

A Vietnamese woman bit her husband's dick off after she caught him cheating with another woman.
http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/PenisJealousWifeCutsOffHusband.html

A Nigerian wife bit her husband's dick after he wanted to sex her every night without taking care of her.
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/02/17/wife-bites-hubbys-penis/

For the fools that think American women are the only ones biting off dicks, there are women from every nationalities/ethnicities all over the world including Africa biting their husbands/boyfriends penis and/or testicles.

Bottom line: Whatever you put out is whatever you will get back. For every trifling man is a trifling woman.
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by MrsChima(f): 3:07am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=654258.msg8204664#msg8204664 date=1303780340]Ok, this is a terrible story tongue

Just wondering, if the situation was flipped and it was a man that bit a woman's breaṡt for the same reason that the woman bite the woman's peniṡ, would some you still be laughing? embarassed lipsrsealed
[/quote]I sure would! I would called her a dumb trick for letting that man bite her titties off without douching his arse with hair spray and fire!

I would have nicknamed her NUMB TITTIES.
Romance › Re: The Word "darling" by MrsChima(f): 2:06am On Apr 26, 2011
It is just a word. Each man that use that word have different reasons. The best person to ask is the person who are saying that to you.
Romance › Re: Women With Hairs At Their Jaws by MrsChima(f): 2:04am On Apr 26, 2011
MRbrownJAY:
that is another story!!!!
i am not attracted to hairy facial on women so if she has facial hair, the first time i meet her, then i wouldnt even try to be her friend (as i find it kinda gross).

some men may like such things but i aint one of them!
Here is a solution: pretend that you are looking at a hairy punny and keep that thought there until she gets it fix. She may be the one for you never know.
Romance › Re: Women With Hairs At Their Jaws by MrsChima(f): 1:58am On Apr 26, 2011
Are you sure these women aren't men? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Cheaters! by MrsChima(f): 1:52am On Apr 26, 2011
Yeah, in one of the videos there is a woman in a white and black dress standing there copying his moves. I think that heffa trying to see if she can catch up with him and he needs a pro (coughing) like me somebody. cheesy
Romance › Re: Cheaters! by MrsChima(f): 1:45am On Apr 26, 2011
I wonder how many hoes up in that church for the Lord or Brother Franklin? lipsrsealed shocked cool
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by MrsChima(f): 1:43am On Apr 26, 2011
When your dick is being ripped from the core of your stanky arse the VERY LAST thing you are doing is trying to kill the blip because the pain would be kicking your arse FIRST.
Romance › Re: Cheaters! by MrsChima(f): 1:32am On Apr 26, 2011
Yanno Sis! Girllllll! Brother Franklin looks like he got mad hip rhythms! grin grin grin grin tongue
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by MrsChima(f): 1:30am On Apr 26, 2011
Tell him! He is performing oral surgery on me. tongue tongue embarassed embarassed

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