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Let me see it is a tie between Jaybee and Brother Franklin.

Better luck next year huh? You should have went to Magic City 2

Ziggy Himself:
As if we haven’t heard enough domestic violence stories this weekend, another WTF moment comes out of nowhere. Thirty-two year old Lucinda Kinder from Coralville, Iowa USA was arrested after police responded to a 911 call/hangup.

When police arrived at the scene, they found that Lucinda and the victim (male) had been arguing. According to police reports, Lucinda punched and scratched the victim, and then proceeded to bite his “reproductive organ” until it began to bleed. CHAIIIIIIIII!

Apparently, the two have been in an intimate relationship for a little over a year now and had been living together.

Lucinda was arrested for “domestic abuse and assault without intent causing injury.” She was being held on a $ 2,500 cash bond. Probably the lady was vexed with the man because she wasnt getting enough of his, you know na. So she went for a big bite. But lady, You cant eat your p'enis and have it back.

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[size=55pt]You go LUCINDA! You did good girl! You should have bit his balls off and spit it in his fucking face![/size]

Awww. You didn't hump the Easter Bunny either?

Brite02:
Hahaha ya mind is playing tricks berrra watch out
Chei suga! You barrro0
Hw ya? Where u @ this easter? Was searching for ya via nairaland via internet

I was humping the Easter's Bunny and how was your Easter's?

I see a booty call in the making.

Exactly. He wants fresh punny and looking for excuses to ditch the old punny.

Thank God for those who have common sense to marry someone who is equally yoked in terms of religions and churches.

Of course, the men will say their church. Duh.

It is interesting to see a Jehovah Witness wife leave her church for her Jewish husband's synagogue.

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=653817.msg8202988#msg8202988 date=1303760107]No, I'm just asking you how I was boosting my ego. And where did I change my stance.

Exactly, you don;t have anything intelligent to say so you resort to ad-hominems. And since when did I say I prefer oyinbo women?[/quote]Seriously?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=653817.msg8202976#msg8202976 date=1303760003]well i loved Mrs Chima the moment she showed me her thong. it waz loovvve at first sight! [/quote]You sure it wasn't Rupaul?    I heard he has sexy legs and trimmed balls.

I see you misses me huh?

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=653817.msg8202906#msg8202906 date=1303759319]Are you dumb? How am I trying to boost my ego? Getting emotionally defensive huh?

I don't know where in America you stay, but all the times I went over there (and I go there alot), people were saying the same thing, I know of countless women, especially black over in the US and in the UK who consciously avoid African men because they are known for not taking crap from women.

Just like I know and know of many men who avoid Black women because alot of them are known for having an attitude problem, NOT ALL, but alot.[/quote]LMAO@the altered story   

Just stick with the oyinbo women and you will be ALRIGHT.   

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lol i don't know where he got that from. 

I kno a perfect example of the type of man described.
Amefi is a player! Gotta respect his game tho![/color]

I don't know where he gotten it from either because I laughed when I read that and was like IF HE REALLY know what is often SAID then he wouldn't be too chummy. But hey! I believe people have the rights to dream.

How can you give respect to a player that suckered a dummy?

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=653817.msg8202358#msg8202358 date=1303753618]Oh yes it IS. African men are overall depicted as very masculine, in every sense of the word, BELIEVE THAT!!

Where do you live?[/quote]America. Believe whatever boosts your ego.

LMAO@African men are overall depicted masculine by AA

OOoh lawd!

Poster,

Did you wanted to join the lesbian act but they were done before you was ready?

[quote author=Blood_Shed link=topic=653817.msg8199542#msg8199542 date=1303721876]I don't know where Nigerian men have gone wrong. I think our parents generation was the last generation of REAL Naija men because all I see are pv$$i£s.

Even Nollywood portrays this. Man getting slapped by his woman and is CLEARLY in the wrong, yet HE kneels and apologises. What's funny is, western Black men look at Nigerian/African men as being the masculine, no-nonsense type. They have no idea.[/quote]Really?    Trust me that is not what they are saying.

jay bee:
It apparently works on some Nigerian woman hence the reason why they still do it.
Professing love is sometimes the passport to pucci in naija-land. So i heard

Is that how you got that puccy last night?

roymary:
Bro,  that biatch has really stepped outta line and thats crazy.  Its more annoying to see other women like Mrs Chima and busy-body using the opportunity to call Nigerian men out again.

I will trace the biatch's ip and i'm sure i will meet her in one Brothel in Germany.  

I dey wait for am. Olobo risun like her.

Mrs.Chima and Busy Body do not have a MOFuggin thing to do with Katy86.  She is speaking HER mind about what she feel about YOU mofos.  I agreed with Busy Body when she said YOU MOFO men always on some dumb shit and I SAID IT.  

If you do not want people to assume shit about you and your country do not contradicts yourself by saying the EXACT SAME THING people like Katy86 are saying and then get mad when NON-NIGERIANS are repeating the SAME GOTDAMN THANG you mofos are saying.

IF you can't stand the mofuggin heat stay out the mofuggin kitchen.  It is that gotdamn simple.  If you are not guilty of anything that has been said then what the Bleep is YOU MOFOS getting defensive for?  

Put her on IGNORE if you do not like the shit she is saying and she will continue to say it as long as she wants to and got time to do so.  No one is keeping ANYONE HOSTAGE IN THIS MOFUGGER.

Wow! This thread STILL strong?

Moderators,

Can you ban Jaybee for being late? Thanks.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg8191787#msg8191787 date=1303601083]@ MrsChima

190 is a sharp and brilliant fella who just loves clowning and joking around and teasing people, and if you are unaware of this and takes offence, rather than correct you that he was only joking, he will keep stringing you along and winding you up till you feel like snapping his neck off. Like many Nigerian men, they don't like confrontation and argument and would rather quickly appologise and slink away, even when they are the one in the right.


The only fight they love watching and wanking over are women fights, hence reason you will forever see them pitching different categories of women against each other. Hence reason some of them are now creeping into the thread, yet making out like they don't care, but upset to see ladies getting along nicely for a change, lol.




@ 190

Gabby will be a nice person once she learns to be herself and she needs to do that fast. She can be funny, witty, has no problem joking and making fun of herself, and needs to learn to rely on her natural talent to see her through, not try to act the b.I.t.c.h, it does not suit her personality at all and just ends up getting herself worked up over nothing and tie herself up in knots, lol.

The fight was continuous cos MzDarks kept fanning the flame and stoking the embers, but she has been the bigger person here and put up her hands so let it rest. Please I know I have the whole Nairaland's backing when I say do me a favour, before you travel to the lion's den to visit Jenny, drop your house address so we can go and chop "akara" on your behalf abeg. We will miss you honestly. Hope you have filled those donor cards too so your kidney, liver, lungs, brains, etc could be donated to a good cause, no you can keep the brain to be buried with you, the world does not need two of you or a clone of you again, your type of wahala should only be seen and felt once every 20000 years, lol.

Please make sure you take anti-rabies shots too, see I am the only one who cares, lol.[/quote]I agree. I could never understand why men who claims to be real men do that instead of being matured and allow the cattiness to happen naturally instead of instigating that would REDUCE the amount of fights that has been going on for the last three months.

What confusing me is the fact that SOME people seem to take what I said too serious and not use the IGNORE feature. We all have opinions that may not be favorable by some people because they disagree with what we may feel or think it doesn't mean that the person have to step down to the level of scum just to announce that they disagree.

Adults learn to disagree intelligently and agree that everyone's opinions is their own. That was my point from the get go and will remain. Confrontations can be avoided if one learn to listen and read what is being said instead of assuming what were never said. We read too much into what people are saying on these threads and not using critical thinking. IF we are supposed to be intelligent as many claimed they are then MISCOMMUNICATION wouldn't be such an issue.

Well, I hope people take in account that this is INTERNET and stop taking things so offensively because people are going to continue to say things that will not be pleasing nor comforting. As
adults we can either bitch about it and keep it going or grow up and move on.

One more thing Busy body,

There are a few who doesn't know themselves let alone what side they are really on.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg8190945#msg8190945 date=1303591429]190 don kolo, which one be german sherpard again


And please we don't want Jennykadry, she is just going to chase away the remaining few people we have here, please let her remain in solitary confinement in Yaba, thats the best place for her, biko let sleeping dogs lie



Thanks for the advice as per who I need to be talking to Apart from her wrong notion that she is the only one taking on this menboys in this section, unbeknown to her that everyone else just got fed up of doing the same as you'd get more luck squeezing stones from blood, rather than trying to get this men to see sense and start using their brain once in a while, I think MsChima is just misguided but you can tell she is one of the lucky ones who thankfully did not land a greencard chasing scumbag, and she still wants some answers about our way of life and whatnot, but it seems no one provides what she wants to know so you can't really blame her for always jumping headfirst into the wrong conclusion. Now go and give her a hug and a proper Nigerian welcome


Now to flip the script, you are the one who needs to watch the one you are with, as in keep watch over her, as its not as if she has not had enough to put up with, Nigerians are irritatingly overfriendly towards anything foreign or a different colour so dunno where she gets this idea that she is hated and now thinks the whole NL is against her so keeps getting her heckles raised and has gotten so jaded she keeps getting wound up over minor things. She is setting herself up for high blood pressure. I used to think Ragdollz was bullying her and wanted to step in, but realised that she was the one who kept bumping up posts long after they'd been forgotten, and would then start crying wolf. . . well maybe she loves the adrenaline rush, she has to, oh well.


And please who has upset Gabby again, she has joined the anti-Naija brigade and has started her rants again as usual. She knows she can't stomach the verbal onslaught that would follow yet will never pass an opportunity to put her neck on the line. Saw a thread where she was telling Tpia about her Boyfriend's family that they are so poor they drink cloudy dirty water with dead insects and cannot afford a $50 generator, yet she was the same person who opened a thread to say this same boyfriend bought her a $45,000 car and sees nothing wrong in buying her $50 fish and chips If this is true, doesn't that make her a bad girlfriend and a bad person then. Or is it because she wants to jump on the bandwagon of those badmouthing Nigeria she is cooking up stories about dirty water. Yes this is the internet, but one can often know some people's psyche from their online persona, so why do people love subjecting themselves over this emotional rollercoaster and just can't be themselves, instead of pretending and building castles in the sky and pretending to be what they are not, which only boosts their ego for a short while, but leaves them deflated worse than ever once the initial rush from the adulation wears off [/quote]Ohhh no.  There is no need for the "Nigerian" welcome and I will live without it.   Thanks for the offer though.  However, I would appreciate it if people wouldn't obsess over faceless chatters that they feel are not important to them and constantly trying to "communicate" with them indirectly or directly instead of focusing on their OWN lives and they will feel much better.  

Just like Mukina said  while back when the lots of them were running and bitching to her is to IGNORE the person you having issues with and move on.  It is the INTERNET and taking it serious is a bad sign of severe mental illness.  

All the time and energy wasted have not improve anything except NIGGAS will always be NIGGAS.  I hate to see the day Seun delete the ENTIRE forum and I am willing to bet THOUSANDS will commit suicide.  

How pathetic.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Let them try it.

WOW Katy you are going hard!
Some ppl believe it is ok to bash their own
but others are not allowed to do it. SMH.

It's that 3 year old at the sandbox mentality,
they dont want their toys but other kids DARE NOT
touch them much less look at them (the toys).

I feel a storm brewing. . .*grabs umbrella*[/color]

Yes, Katy is going hard and whooping arses as she see fit. They are loving that German style abuse.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg8190055#msg8190055 date=1303583722]I hear you Sisthren, dunno if it is a curse though, as virtually all black men all over the World are kinda retrogressive and self centred in my own opinion. In Africa, you have the Western world donating millions and billions in aid to them for poverty alleviation, yet these men have not yet figured out that they need to strap up and stop dominating their wives and getting them pregnant every year and churning out babies like it is going outta fashion. In the States too, inspite of the affirmative action and whatnot, us blacks still have the highest population in prison, yes the system was set up worldwide to make sure us blacks don't get any headway, but ain't the Asians a part of the rat race too, yet you never see them put their own down.


I weep for the black race, they love tearing down more than they love building [/quote]Sad huh? How can people who have Severe Inferiority Complexes build anything if they are defeated mentally? Every time I see one of them praise white people for giving them mush and corn I keep seeing the scene in Amistad where Djimon said in a very passionate tone, "Give us free". Too bad many of them aren't handsome and built like Djimon.

In order for black people no matter where to build anything they have to loves themselves first.

LMAO@hating on FACELESS CHATTERS who thinks everybody else lying because they are

LMAO

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=403381.msg8189510#msg8189510 date=1303577399]You men only get angry when you are being disrespected, but you have no qualms pitting;

Fat women against slim women
Virgins against non-virgins
Light skinned against dark skinned
Yoruba against Ibo
Ibo against Hausa
Hausa against Yoruba
Calabar girls are ashawos
Yoruba girls are dirty
Ibo girls like money too much
Hausa girls are freaks
Foreign women against Naija women
Nigerian ladies abroad against Nigerians in Naija
Tall women against short naija women
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera


I used to think it was a joke. . . dang, this section has gone to the dogs [/quote]Exactly.  You have some boys on this site chasing women.  If they would to spend less time worrying about FACELESS CHATTER lives and more time obtaining secured employment to support themselves they wouldn't have to resort into lying to get a bowl of rice and chips.

The basis of their intimate relationships involves the keyboards and a bottle of KY jelly. Being single for those men are hard and they can't stand being alone.  They wants to believe because they are unwanted and undesired that everyone else are.  That why they spend their FREE time obsessing over FACELESS CHATTER and lying about their income status or the fact that are in school.  I guess Google University is the way to go for some people.

They also get mad at their chat boo when their game SUCKS and thinking their boo can't see them for what they are.  Instead of taking ownership for their behavior and immaturity they wants to blame other people.   They spend time offline trying to solicit chumps to do their dirty work and when they are called out they run to private messenger bitching about what should we do about them.  

If their lives were so important and successful then the very last thing they would do think about someone else that is not iMPORTANT to them.  Some of them shared offline they have no intentions on being with Nigerian women because Nigerian women are BB hungry and obsessed with dead people hair.  They have two Nigerian people they hang around with being Nigerian themselves which is a contradiction in my book.  

My advice to those boys who can't keep a woman and blame other women for their LACK OF GAME, man up bitches and grow some balls.   Get laid you will feel better biatches.