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Don't worry I will keep your secret private.   

Oh yea!  The sperm bank called me saying that they found some strange smell in your sample.  They suggest you wipe the shit turd from your penis and wash your hands before donating next time.

[size=66pt]Psyche! [/size]

You just wasted a minute being punked! Enjoy the first day of the month.

REALITY101:
Lmao in that case, may I confess to you>>> The white creamy thing you call sour cream is my semen. I hope you enjoyed it.

@ Op this woman is the right person to answer your silly question.

How is that possible when you are impotent? Who you had up in the bathroom?

Oh shit! That was you I saw at the drive through. You look sapping with that Taco shell hat!

Next time put an extra side of sour cream in my next order, Padre!

The same way your chick found out you was a minute man.

When you niggas finish sopping up the gravy with the guys nuts try working on your paranoia and Facebook is not going anywhere.

Keep texting and crying like manbitches knowing you can't do a damn thing about it. Matter fact I just received a message from my male friend. Hold on a second. Better yet, don't wait up. I will be busy.

Making her money. Why don't you help the young lady seeing you an Igbo man. Or unless you changed identity?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634417.msg8029166#msg8029166 date=1301634423]Pepa is Jamaican but still she is black. Thats why I refer it to Blasian Couples. Oh yeah, for sure them Indians or those dark browns would definitely go for black. I even see it here in Maloaysia where the Indian malaysians are all for the blacks naa.



Correction Mrs Chima. Its Ms Potato, Yam and Garri. I tried Groundnut and Cassava before but the name no fit NL username screen box

Which part am I wrong? U mean to say those Blackberry babes are hot? Lord Have Mercy on my soul ooo. . . They are all wowo I swear they are all men with wigs. Wait I remember some of their names.

Oge Okoye – Damasa
Tonto Dikeh – Vivian
Mary Remmy – Kaisha
Annie Macaulay – Kimberly
Ejiro Okurame – Natalie
Eniola Badmus – Apolonia

Now which one is beautiful Chima?

But even the production is really bad I have to admit I loveeeeee Apolonia cause of her language. LOL! U dont hear people saying Blackbooty to a Blackberry everyday [/quote]Kimberly was the one out of all those girls. It was not Dama! That thing or it was uhmm. Ooh lawd! It was MOST DEFINITELY not Apolonia. The only thing INTERESTING out of the whole movie was Apolonia minus her loud screaming. Yes, I thought the blackbooty was funny that about it or and the Blackberry thief! She flew her arse out of that car so far that the stench had that man perplexed.

Swollen Belle

Ms. Potato, Yam, Groundnuts, and Cassava.

You are so wrong! I was trying to get that fucking movie out of my head! It was so fucking boring and the acting is TERRIBLE. People say that nollywood movies are the best movies to watch. Hmm, nollywood or bollywood? Seriously. The script was AWFUL and the directing was like watching a preschool kid direct adults.

Now SOME of the girls in the movies were pretty especially the one with short brown hair. I don't know if they were desperate and hired ANYBODY but they should have selected better actors and script!

The lead girl I think you was referring to was hideous! I thought that was a tranny until I didn't see an Adam's apple.

[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=634417.msg8028646#msg8028646 date=1301618482]mrs china. look most of you people online are racist. When a person can not date other race, they are racist. and most of you sound racist.

Colour is just like paint. What a person is, is what is in his or her heart. Two white people can get married and it would still fail. Even if you look at the stat over there. It tell you the story. That the colour does not matter. but what is in your heart.

If you marry a person for look or for money or any other reason. what if something happen to them.  I know a woman who got sick after been married .  it tell you , if you discover your partner has a disease or heredity disease, you would dump them. Life is more than this.

Open your heart to love. You can shack anybody my friend, either chico woman or paki, as long as you love them. It is the love that keeps a relationship flowing. when there is not love, and physical things like money, beauty and others are the reason you marry them. it would fail.

The bible says love does not fail. either in good health or bad health.

look at this woman  titilayo who went to university of ibadan.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlgnGAGFsU&feature=related 

what other love are you looking for again, if you have this woman.



see video of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlgnGAGFsU&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chuzb9fZ8v8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLzWfxBRa8Q&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Vyg3sFm6g&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38revSbN2E&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exRTq8xbq68&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlgnGAGFsU&feature=fvwrel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2aAWBMEwSw&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsltcnHxzfI&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_XUCXvwUc&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqCVf4rXlJo&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMUqotoV8M&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtZAvsmF6Q&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmb4TH-WSFs&feature=related[/quote]You telling me all this because? You do not need to defend who you want to Bleep to Mrs. Chima because I thought I made it clear that love who you love and be happy. I guess comprehension isn't exactly universal in this piece.

I have a black man.

You are so naughty!

Yeah don't be shame now punk. Tell it.

Facebook is not responsible for trifling arsed people.

That the beauty of faking suga.

desholah:
OP

There go a minute man!

Let hope it doesn't happen for real.

Desso is crazy! He is talking about selling me the VILLAGE PEOPLE!

She is no problem but I want to see what this hype about with this Becomerich fella. It seem though people are shaking in their boots about the guy. Hmm.

(sitting down and staring at the screen) Now what?

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=634417.msg8027313#msg8027313 date=1301601657]you should be!


dont let him get on your case.

he can steal you from your husband too.[/quote]Sure. You are giving him too much credit. He can't take anyone that do not want to be taken.

Olumogun:
Go back and check where U got this phrase from and U will see the point.

Lazy today huh?

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=634417.msg8026741#msg8026741 date=1301594666]^^believe me, you dont want that.

he's quite possibly the only naija man who can defeat you in this nairaland.[/quote]Ooooh I am scared.

[quote author=p.wiz link=topic=635811.msg8026746#msg8026746 date=1301594721]@~¿~@ is mr.chima 1?[/quote]Are you?

Put what point to the side?

Many have tried and none have succeed.

Tell him to brang it.

Awww. How romantic.

Interesting. So, what the minute men have to do with being a good wife?

2buff:
LOL I think you should kneel and service Mr Chima like a good wife.

You actually think that clone up there is THE Mr. Chima?

MRbrownJAY:
Mrs Chima
How can a women "suspect" that he is one?
Also let me give my advice to any women who are dating such man:
-take your time to understand him and his "problem". .
- work with him and go easy on him.
- don't say shiit that will hurt his ego.
-be less vocal. All the "fukc me like a por.nstar" stuff gotta stop.
- last but not least, TALK to him all the way through, tell him to voice how it feels and when its about to burst, if it gets to that point, push him out/away.
Ps: using multiple condoms can also delay eja.culation BUT never use any pills!
Don't thank me ladies. . . . .

By the time she does all that he would have came, smoked a cigarette, and went to sleep. But thanks for your advice though.