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rokiatu:
Wifey, what do you mean?

You was suppose to hip her on the NL humor.

rokiatu:
She has no sense of humor

Your fault

It is definitely a sea of haters floating on Nairaland. I have never seen "all that and then some" people who have "jobs" and "successful" worry about what someone's else doing in their private lives and whom they are screwing.

Keri Hilson did a hater song as well and she was ON POINT.

Pussyfax? Girl gone!


OP,

Neither.

Are you having PMS right now Desolah?

You need a midol?



I agree@Iice! Oooh lawd!

[quote author=N.Delta link=topic=634417.msg8041146#msg8041146 date=1301790328]Lol @ Adamsrib.
"pale face from germany" lol isn't that a bit harsh. Glad you didn't break up with your husband because of the paper thing. I meet an AA chick online and we somehow clicked. Swapped pictures, facebk etc with time started talking on phone and then we arranged for her to visit me in the UK and she was very existed about it. Then suddenly she developed cold feet. When I asked y? She said every single person she told said the same thing. Oh his just after the papers lol. But your cute and I like you besides am in the UK and its easy to marry a white woman here. Infact I had had a white chick who left because she said I was only using her for sex but she wanted more. But the A.A chick won't take any of that. We eventually drifted apart. That was my personal experience. I think they've got to understand that there are several African guys who genuinely want them just for been black and curvy lol. Lol. In the UK the white women don't always think like that because there are several black white couples all over the place especially in London.[/quote]You may say I am wrong but the fact that almost every corner on this site there is a "foreigner" mostly white complained about being used for a green card or money.  I am not saying that ALL are doing it but MOST are doing it for green cards and I tell the women to check for the cards BEFORE the hook up and not after.  But unfortunately many of them fall in the love trap and are used like a public bathroom.

cantell:
Wtf. . .Kiss your entire arse? Which arse are talkin u abt? The one you're praying desperately to have or an imaginary one?
Lets stick to reality here. Lepas are the same thing to monkeys when it comes to arse.

You are as wack as the blackberry babes. Take your lame arse to the SSI office and tell them I sent you. They will understand.

It is interesting how a novice scammer thinks that I am JOBLESS.

2buff:
"Fellas, Would you Date a slack-holed Woman?"

Why don't you create it since you are begging for one?

roymary:
@OP

Time to touch yourself down there and you set up this kinda thread?? Your 18' dil-do needs cleansing.

Mrs Promiscuous in the building. 

I see you into toys. What you do behind closed doors is your business. No thanks for sharing.

cantell:
Yeah! Thats right. It's completely on me.
**mimics her crappy voice** ''Not everybody sleeps around''

You will need to have good hearing to be able to know what my voice sound like deafie.

Glad that we can agree that it is completely on you. Now go burn some candles and pray for a quick way to kiss my ENTIRE arse.

If that how YOU roll then that on you. Not everybody sleeps around.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=3837.msg8038167#msg8038167 date=1301751410]Single parent? So she can trap me? HELL NOOOoooo (no oofeinse) [/quote]She would be a hindrance to your illegal activities huh?

As usual the men MISSED the OP original point.

Glad you looked pass that and found your gem. Congratulations.

Hmm on the jaded part.

emmatok:
Who made you Mother of NL to start making threats. All your threats amounts to noting.

Just stay behind your keyboard jejely.

OK?

I suggest you do the same. I don't need to make cyber threats but I will handle my business if I have to.  Got it?  Good.

Now you gon sit down like a good boy who just been schooled and play in your league.

d bigrod:
Op,
u are such a silly guy. Do u want to see his rod inside her b4 u knw dat something is going on? This is what happens when a dull boy dates a smart girl.
Instead of u investigating this your 'smart' babe,you should get another babe.
Imo it is impossible 4 a man and a woman to spend d night on d same bed and nothing happens. Unless d guy is díckless.

mrs chima,wht are u doing on nl by dis time of d night?

Boo boo, it is 3 pm. I suggest you get a World Clock.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chimpa zee
I know you're an not-so-smart woman right from time & if you can observe lately, i always avoid to talk to i-diots like you cos if i keep picking on you nl might end up becoming your enemy, scumbag.

A starving burnt chimp looking roach calling somebody else a chimp. Sure.

As bad as poor public schools are in America, those kids can articulate better than you.

Your vocabulary list is limited, you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, and you do not remember half of the things you say on this site or off the site.

Based on your development and cognitive skills, Jerry Lewis children can beat you in in a Tic Tac tournament. If you do not know Jerry Lewis Children, google it.

Chin up and wipe your nose and your nyansh you are bleeding.

adamsrib:
(ME) When I first met my husband I thought the same thing. Especially after reading this site. I almost broke up with him, thankfully he talked me off the ledge. I married a Nigerian who doesn't want to leave Africa. He loves Nigeria and wants our children born here. The western media is brutal in how it portrays Africa. The BBC isn't much better either.

You just proved my point on the things that people say on here can cause others who are not NIGERIAN OR AFRICAN to have such views about them.  For some strange reasons, they are saying ONLY the media is painting them in a bad light but what is HORRIFYING is the VERY people that the media is painting in a bad light ARE collaborating with the media. 

Now that is sad.

What are you going to do?  Hit her through the screen?  OOooh.