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I guess the more arse and titties you get the more whorish you will become. ![]() |
Imari:You repeated the same thing three times so what is it that I didn't get that you didn't say three times? I have concurred that you believe that because you haven't seen a baby that makes it okay to abort it and if you seen the baby that makes it repulsive to sell it. Was there something else you added before you went on a Religion Crusade? ![]() LMAO@chip on my shoulder. Okay. Sure. |
OP, My post will offend the small kini carriers but do not be offended just take it as a lesson and see if it will help your sex life any. |
Go Bleep yourself. |
Okay, I am moving on cos I don't see what the confusion is. |
Imari:Not one time I mentioned Christianity and even Muslims and Jewish believers think abortion or selling babies are wrong. I said MORALLY WRONG not necessarily ethically wrong has nothing to do WITH CHRISTIANITY NOR RELIGION. Please do not put words in my mouth. If you feel that having abortion is the way to go and selling babies is wrong. GOOD THAT YOUR BELIEF. I am saying no WRONG IS GREATER OR LESSER than the other. Got it now? |
madlady:I am not saying anything all I am simply saying that if you think selling babies is wrong and everything that is morally wrong should be included that all I am saying. It like saying it okay to stab someone to death but it is not okay to steal from a blind man. That rubbish. |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881046#msg7881046 date=1299710372]Cheer up Mrs, I gots nothin but L.O.V. E for ya!! [/quote]I don't have love for you. Comprehende? Of course not. |
I am not Hot and Mr. Chima is on NO NOOKIE PUNISHMENT FOR NINE MONTHS! |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881025#msg7881025 date=1299710128]Gran ma, be nice to me and u will get me. U no u want me, dont lie! [/quote]How old are you? Seriously. |
Goldieluks:Sis, she is already married to him. I think it would be too late to do the "getting to know you" phase. The problem is that people who are culturally dating if that a word do not take the time to learn each other cultures, traditions, beliefs, and lifestyle. A sister on this site didn't even know the type of food her boyfriend eats. I was like WTF? All of that should be EXPLORE before getting serious don't you agree? |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881008#msg7881008 date=1299709928]Bro, Mrs Chma is loookin for a boy friend. truss me! [/quote]It won't be you, Lazy Eye. |
Advocator:You are too short to even reach my punny, midget. |
adamsrib:Girl, he wast just kidding. He was being sarcastic. There are SOME decent Nigerian men left in this world. |
Advocator:In order for me to want or even ride your dick, you first need to grow some. |
Advocator:How does Mr. Cock's nuts taste? You sucking it pretty hard. Tasty? |
Advocator:Was your mother slutting when she had you? |
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7880968#msg7880968 date=1299709489]^^^^^ Oppps. Someone is hurting [/quote]Right. I am hurting cos a fatty called me fat. Sure. |
Tosinville:Why you don't have a job? |
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=620337.msg7880520#msg7880520 date=1299704981]When A Nigerian man is about to marry an african-american woman/lady ,The first thing to know is how to steal her money,Secondly how to get out of her life and how to enjoy the the money [/quote]You a damn mugu! Hee hee ![]() |
Advocator:Was you looking in the mirror when you said that? Because words circulating that you look like [size=22pt]Forest Whitaker on the movie THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND[/size] [size=18pt]POOR, BLACK, FAT, SHORT, AND DEAD EYE having nukka[/size] Now, I see why you online begging for punny. Sucks sucker. |
Men crying? The only time a man every cry when he bust a good nut. |
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Goldieluks: |
You must be speaking from experience. It hurts huh? |
mickab:My husband is Nigerian American so I wouldn't be able to help you but I am sure there are men on this site who will offer you suggestions on why they are not as affectionate as they should be. THANK GOD FOR MY HUSBAND! |
Imari:Selling babies and having abortions is morally wrong not exactly ethically wrong but morally wrong. There is no such thing as a wrong that is "less" reprehensive than that. A wrong is a wrong is a wrong. You can slice it or dice it will still be an onion. |
2buff:There is no cheating going on here. Dsense is like a big brother to me and I have feelings and emotions for MR. CHIMA ONLY. Mr.Chima is my heart and soul. He is the man of my choice. No other man can replace Mr. Chima or even come close to him. Amen. |
Poster, Let me share a tip with you I normally charge a fee but I am feeling mighty generous today. I want you to get some cherries, whipped cream, crushed groundnuts, and hot fudge or chocolate spread. I want you and your wife to take a good bath and wash your nuts twice and her toto twice. I want you to wash her breasts and under her breasts because trust me you don't want to lick the breast butter when you about to do what I am teaching you. Once the bodies are clean and dry. I want you to lay her down and spray some whipped cream on her breasts and toto. I want you to sprinkle some nuts on the toto and breasts add one cherry for each nips and toto. Once she is done I want you to add some chocolate spread on your kondo and make sure it is thickly spread. Now I want you to get on top of her and put your kondo on her face while her toto is in your face AFTER you have sucked her nips and eaten the cherries. You will begins to lick her toto as he begins to suck your kondo. I want you guys to do that for three minutes or less that is called pre-intimacy. Your kondo should be riped and her toto should be wet. I want you to lay her on the back and spread her legs upward as you enter her gently do not rush because you may causes her to reject you further. Once you have enter her please thrust in slow pace and build the intensity as the kondo hardens. You make sure that you come direct contact with her clits and every five thrusts you should be kissing something on her body. You continue the same thing for about ten minutes or so then you should have a woman whipped. Now if your kondo is small then I suggest you contact my friend who is the LITTLE KINI SPECIALIST. She have proper techniques that will help your little kini appear larger than life. Good luck and happy fucking! ![]() |
violent:You do know that sluts come in ALL SHAPES AND SIZES right? Both A and B have ho tendencies. |
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