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Nairaland General › Re: NL Females: Which Body Will You Prefer To Have? And Guys Pick One! by MrsChima(f): 12:27am On Mar 10, 2011
I guess the more arse and titties you get the more whorish you will become. undecided
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 12:24am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
Slow your roll.

You jump hostile as though that counts for anything with me.

If you wasn't chip on your shoulder about my comments you would have shown that you recoginze and comprehend those words of mine in the parenthesis that show that I have no need to "put words in your mouth" when I am very capable of using my very own.

I fully "got you" when you said it the first time, on you that you don't ever get me.
I can see why, but that is all on YOU
You repeated the same thing three times so what is it that I didn't get that you didn't say three times? 

I have concurred that you believe that because you haven't seen a baby that makes it okay to abort it and if you seen the baby that makes it repulsive to sell it.  Was there something else you added before you went on a Religion Crusade?   undecided undecided undecided

LMAO@chip on my shoulder. Okay. Sure.
Romance › Re: Sexual Inexperience Is Killing My Marriage. by MrsChima(f): 12:12am On Mar 10, 2011
OP,

My post will offend the small kini carriers but do not be offended just take it as a lesson and see if it will help your sex life any.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2011
Go Bleep yourself.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 12:07am On Mar 10, 2011
Okay, I am moving on cos I don't see what the confusion is.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 12:04am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
Hi, there  smiley



The only slice n dice going on here is what your are doing.

Of course you do realize that not all people have the same "moral" values?

Which I see most who want to "dictate" their values (my observation from a U.S. viewpoint)  upon others come from a Christian viewpoint and we all know or should know that not everyone is Christian or even religious.  
Thus those who choose their way in their lives are somehow morally bankrupt or "wrong".  

So YOUR "wrong" or MY "wrong" does not equate to everyone elses' that don't hold the same values or morals "wrong".  

Less reprehensible is only relevant to the values you hold and not the judgment of others, it is something set in stone.
Not one time I mentioned Christianity and even Muslims and Jewish believers think abortion or selling babies are wrong. I said MORALLY WRONG not necessarily ethically wrong has nothing to do WITH CHRISTIANITY NOR RELIGION. Please do not put words in my mouth.

If you feel that having abortion is the way to go and selling babies is wrong. GOOD THAT YOUR BELIEF. I am saying no WRONG IS GREATER OR LESSER than the other.

Got it now?
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 12:02am On Mar 10, 2011
madlady:
So in your opinion anyone who needs to do the above  is dissolute, regardless of the reason they did above.
I am not saying anything all I am simply saying that if you think selling babies is wrong and everything that is morally wrong should be included that all I am saying. It like saying it okay to stab someone to death but it is not okay to steal from a blind man.

That rubbish.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:54pm On Mar 09, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881046#msg7881046 date=1299710372]Cheer up Mrs,   I gots nothin but L.O.V. E for ya!! wink[/quote]I don't have love for you. Comprehende? Of course not.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 11:39pm On Mar 09, 2011
I am not Hot and Mr. Chima is on NO NOOKIE PUNISHMENT FOR NINE MONTHS!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:37pm On Mar 09, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881025#msg7881025 date=1299710128]Gran ma, be nice to me and u will get me. U no u want me, dont lie! wink[/quote]How old are you? Seriously.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:36pm On Mar 09, 2011
Goldieluks:
Guys guys,why don't you'all think of giving the OP a good advice,instead of derailing?


@OP
Before you think of getting married to someone,there are certain important things you have to know about them,yes.
Sis, she is already married to him.  I think it would be too late to do the "getting to know you" phase.  The problem is that people who are culturally dating if that a word do not take the time to learn each other cultures, traditions, beliefs, and lifestyle.  

A sister on this site didn't even know the type of food her boyfriend eats.  I was like WTF?   All of that should be EXPLORE before getting serious don't you agree?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:33pm On Mar 09, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881008#msg7881008 date=1299709928]Bro, Mrs Chma is loookin for a boy friend. truss me!  grin[/quote]It won't be you, Lazy Eye.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:32pm On Mar 09, 2011
Advocator:
Copy cat, punch me with original lines. Stop using my punches b-i-t-c-h.

* My 2 hands can go into your loose p-u-s-s-y easily* *Aparts her legs, and fist her with those hands* grin
You are too short to even reach my punny, midget.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:31pm On Mar 09, 2011
adamsrib:
Thank God all Nigerian men are not like that. My hubby and I have the same core values and that has nothing to do with culture. If your fundamental belief system is compatible, everything else can be worked out. We haven't run into any major issues yet but when we do, we will handle it like everything else, together.
Girl, he wast just kidding.  He was being sarcastic.  There are SOME decent Nigerian men left in this world.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:30pm On Mar 09, 2011
Advocator:
Again stop cleaning my d-i-c-k if you want my answers dear. Stop it, you have had enough sperm for today. There - please no more swallowing. grin

LOL I'm cracking myself up. grin
In order for me to want or even ride your dick, you first need to grow some.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 11:29pm On Mar 09, 2011
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:28pm On Mar 09, 2011
Advocator:
This chick who is hauling/carrying a ( used, destroyed, out of market, infected, loose) p-u-n-a-n-i is telling me that I search vayjays on the net. OH the irony. grin


Please someone tell me that this chima is high or even drunk.
How does Mr. Cock's nuts taste? You sucking it pretty hard. Tasty?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:26pm On Mar 09, 2011
Advocator:
You don't have to write in big fonts to seek attention s-l-u-t.

If you need to throw a point, write in a normal font.

I would answer your question ONLY if ONLY you stop sucking my d-i-c-k. grin
Was your mother slutting when she had you?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:26pm On Mar 09, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7880968#msg7880968 date=1299709489]^^^^^  Oppps. Someone is hurting grin[/quote]Right. I am hurting cos a fatty called me fat. Sure.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:25pm On Mar 09, 2011
Tosinville:
Why Mrs.Chima rarely post any reasonable stuff on dis forum?
Why you don't have a job?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:23pm On Mar 09, 2011
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=620337.msg7880520#msg7880520 date=1299704981]When A Nigerian man is about to marry an african-american woman/lady ,The first thing to know is how to steal her money,Secondly how to get out of her life and how to enjoy the the money grin[/quote]You a damn mugu! Hee hee grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 11:22pm On Mar 09, 2011
Advocator:
Ouch!
Was you looking in the mirror when you said that?

Because words circulating that you look like
[size=22pt]Forest Whitaker on the movie THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND[/size]
[size=18pt]POOR, BLACK, FAT, SHORT, AND DEAD EYE having nukka[/size]


Now, I see why you online begging for punny.  Sucks sucker.
Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Convinced By A Man's Tears? by MrsChima(f): 11:15pm On Mar 09, 2011
Men crying? The only time a man every cry when he bust a good nut.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 11:13pm On Mar 09, 2011
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Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 11:11pm On Mar 09, 2011
Goldieluks:
Lol,[size=4pt]twobble shooter[/size] grin
angry angry angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 11:10pm On Mar 09, 2011
You must be speaking from experience. It hurts huh?
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 11:07pm On Mar 09, 2011
mickab:
I am an African American woman married to a Nigerian man. When it comes to romance, my husband just does not have it. I want him to show more affection, is that asking too much? Please help cry
My husband is Nigerian American so I wouldn't be able to help you but I am sure there are men on this site who will offer you suggestions on why they are not as affectionate as they should be.

THANK GOD FOR MY HUSBAND!
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 11:05pm On Mar 09, 2011
Imari:
[b][/b]

That's two separate issues.

A breathing baby that you've seen, held in your arms, etc. is not the same as a baby you abort sight unseen.

I could have an abortion for a host of different reasons it would probably bother me that I had to do that but "selling" any of my babies once they are born into this world is reprehensible for any reasons.
Selling babies and having abortions is morally wrong not exactly ethically wrong but morally wrong. There is no such thing as a wrong that is "less" reprehensive than that. A wrong is a wrong is a wrong.

You can slice it or dice it will still be an onion.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2011
2buff:
D-Sense better be = Mr. Chima.  grin

Otherwise you on a slippery slope to emotional cheating  sad cry
You're not supposed to have that kind of fun with any man again except your husband. It's the consequence of marriage tongue

<2Buff struts off to holla at some other big booty girl grin>
There is no cheating going on here. Dsense is like a big brother to me and I have feelings and emotions for MR. CHIMA ONLY.

Mr.Chima is my heart and soul. He is the man of my choice. No other man can replace Mr. Chima or even come close to him. Amen.
Romance › Re: Sexual Inexperience Is Killing My Marriage. by MrsChima(f): 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2011
Poster,

Let me share a tip with you I normally charge a fee but I am feeling mighty generous today.

I want you to get some cherries, whipped cream, crushed groundnuts, and hot fudge or chocolate spread.

I want you and your wife to take a good bath and wash your nuts twice and her toto twice. I want you to wash her breasts and under her breasts because trust me you don't want to lick the breast butter when you about to do what I am teaching you. Once the bodies are clean and dry.

I want you to lay her down and spray some whipped cream on her breasts and toto. I want you to sprinkle some nuts on the toto and breasts add one cherry for each nips and toto. Once she is done I want you to add some chocolate spread on your kondo and make sure it is thickly spread.

Now I want you to get on top of her and put your kondo on her face while her toto is in your face AFTER you have sucked her nips and eaten the cherries. You will begins to lick her toto as he begins to suck your kondo. I want you guys to do that for three minutes or less that is called pre-intimacy.

Your kondo should be riped and her toto should be wet. I want you to lay her on the back and spread her legs upward as you enter her gently do not rush because you may causes her to reject you further. Once you have enter her please thrust in slow pace and build the intensity as the kondo hardens. You make sure that you come direct contact with her clits and every five thrusts you should be kissing something on her body.

You continue the same thing for about ten minutes or so then you should have a woman whipped. Now if your kondo is small then I suggest you contact my friend who is the LITTLE KINI SPECIALIST. She have proper techniques that will help your little kini appear larger than life.

Good luck and happy fucking! grin
Nairaland General › Re: NL Females: Which Body Will You Prefer To Have? And Guys Pick One! by MrsChima(f): 10:25pm On Mar 09, 2011
violent:
@Topic

Depends on the occasion.

If we are talking about some serious no strings attached coitus interruptus erotics, then A will be the way to go.

If I am looking at a more stable relationship, B is just appropriate for me.  I'd take the classic figure over the slutty one any day any time.

@Sagamite

Quite amazing what you ve been studying these days, i would assume this has no bearing whatsoever on strategic consulting, or does it?
You do know that sluts come in ALL SHAPES AND SIZES right? Both A and B have ho tendencies.

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