₦airaland Forum

Almost every women in my family is large chested and arsed. We have the curvy hips and thick thighs. We were approached by Nelly and the St. Lunatics to audition for Apple Bottoms. The problem is we don't have the apple arses, we have that onion arse you know that big swollen juicy booty and we love wearing sundresses during the summer but we get issues by the chicks that look like B saying we got too much baggage.

The very same girls that said we had too much baggage is in Brazil trying to look like us. I tell women if you got curves and juicy goodies be proud of them because trust many women are dying to look juicy. I did not say fat or obsese, I said juicy and thick BIG DIFFERENCE.

Men in America chase girls that look like A and girls trying to look like B.

2buff:
Why would any hot blooded man not choose A? 
Luv that thick bod.

B looks like a disgusting, rib-cage showing, spinal-column protruding fashion model.

You are tripping! B is fiooooone and sexy! She is what women need to look like and emulates!

Miss Independent rocks the house!

Okay! You don't have to shout. I got two babies that need a daddy, what say you?

We will supply some diapers to start you off but you on your own after three days buddy.

I don't smoke pot. Now you got some babies to sell?

Weed isn't doing you any good either.

Well ladies, rest assured there are men who want flat arse and flat boobies! Your luck just turned for the better! Yay!

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=619436.msg7874462#msg7874462 date=1299624119]
Why did i give birth to a baby in the first place if i'm not ready to raise him/her?

Then if a mistake occured and i had a baby . .Giving him/her out will probably be the last thing on my list . . .I don't think i  can ever do such a thing . . . . . 

Well ''All the same'' . , I pray to God for a healthy and wealthy life.[/quote]If you can have an abortion, you can sell the baby.

madlady:

Is not as bad as it looks. I meant why have an abortion when he can just sell it or give it up. Okay, maybe I shouldn't say "sell" but donate the baby away.

LMAO@talking about my mother is going to hurt my feelings. You going have to do better than that but I can see talking about YOUR MOTHER gets under your skin huh

You calling Mr. Chima, a monkey won't make you any less ugly. You look like a starving melinated baboon with questionable teeth.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima
If your mother was beautiful in the first place she wouldn't have conceived a female-monkey looking like you, u know.

Yawns.  I would like to continue making you feel worser than you already do when you look in the mirror but I have things to do and if you was in the States I would offer you a job.  

Have a good night Shrek.

No thanks, gayboy. Ask Dsense to upload one for your pleasure.

Aww. Your mother had to accept whatever huh? Sucks huh? Wish you had a pretty daddy?

Tosinville:
^ask Mr.Chima why didn't he get married to a nigerian lady for you to know every guys here have their own reason why they don't want their country ladies.

Mr. Chima is Nigerian American and it was his choice whom he wanted to marry. Ask your mother why she didn't marry a better looking man.

[size=44pt]From Color Purple: "You shole is ugly"[/size]

I keep telling you that all African people aren't like your family Tosin.  They do not get ahead by lying, being deceitful, whorish, and classless.  

I know it shocking, but there are AFRICANS who have DIGNITY and RESPECT for themselves to engage in criminal activities that is clearly plaguing Nigeria.  

Keep glorifying that and it will bite you in the arse one day or perhaps it has.

[size=55pt]STILL LAUGHING AND CRYING [/size]

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

Hey fugly thing, can you do me a favor by telling me the truth, why did you hooked yourself up with Mr.Chima? wats wrong with millions of AA men over there if not that you're too obese and ugly hahahaha i know Mr.Chima will manage u to get his documents lol

LMAO@mad cos Mr. Chima got his papers and I can't get mine cos a chick won't give me a play!
[size=22pt]DOA![/size]

Help me!  I can't stop laughing!  This poo is funny! 

You are funnier than KATT WILLIAMS! I swear that short nukka ain't got shit on you!

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

You know what your problem is? you're too obese and fugly and american guys don't chase ladies like you so they only way is to hook yourself wit Mr.Chima to ease away your single and miserable life over there.

LMAO@American men don't chase fat women!  Oooh lawd!  That shit is funny!  

I went where to get Mr. Chima?  LMAO.  Sorry suga, I did not do the desperate girl move looking for dicks online.  Mr. Chima approached me at a family event in USA and I do not date nor marry illegals or refugees.  No offense.  

LMAO@flying to Africa for some dicks!  

No wonder you don't like Nigerian women they keep reminding you how ugly you are!  

Tosinville:
Worwor thing like Mr.Chima hahaha i wonder why these folks keep chanting Igbo men, smh on them well i'm not after men cos most nigerian men are married and many of them are with pot bellies like Mr.Chima but when we talk about nigerian guys who are not married yet. Yoruba guys are incomparable.

You wish Mr. Chima was ugly and fat. You so ugly when you was born the doctor turned in his suicidal note saying if the bullet doesn't work poison his coffee in the morning.

Boy, you so ugly the street lights won't even come on at night! They think you the boogie man!

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

Can you check me and Mr.Chima at the same time to know that your husband is so horrible to look most especially in the night.

Even your cows won't moo at you. THAT IS bleeped UP. Accept your fate and not everybody can be cute.

Tosinville:
Igbo men? i laugh in spanish haha! alejandro!!!, rodriego!!!, who says igbo men are fine? well they are some but majority are fugly i won't lie.

Even the fugly ones looks better than you. I won't lie.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=558455.msg7875088#msg7875088 date=1299632104]Hmmmmm. . . Really? Ok than perhaps the Igbo's in Malaysia than



Ehen! See meaner!

Tosin which tribe you dey from?[/quote]Must be the region because in my region they are smoking hot.

Unfortunately that true.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=619622.msg7875131#msg7875131 date=1299632822]Yes and I love thick and plump very much [/quote]There is nothing wrong with that suga. Do you. Bleep the rest.