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Help me Dsense! This worm is trying to rape me!

(wraps a noose around my neck and jumps off the desk)

(vomits) I am officially home sick.

Seeing that you hungry and frail, I will advise that you finish herding your cows and leave the big matters to the big boys.

Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima

Tell me where u really stay in texas, is forth worth area or where? cos if u refused to tell me that gonna be the worst of all cos i'll inform the FBI agents to use social security number to track u down in Tx cos you kidnap lil kids and trade 'em for some stash.

You will have to do better than that. Threatening me never works and I am fearless meaning challenges only encourages me. So again, do what you gotta do Shrek.

Who said I was selling his children?

No! Never! Why would I want my suga dead?

Hating?

Mr. Chima will not leave me and that is promised. You can try if you must but it won't work. He will not believe you and will curse you out for defaming his wife.

[size=2pt]I got it all covered [/size]

Tosinville:
LOL^

Real american gangster right here in your face.

Your Green Card application is denied on the basis of fraud and treachery.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=619436.msg7878778#msg7878778 date=1299683613]My Suga is playing with Monkey's willy . . . . . [/quote]Why are you telling people I am playing with your monkey willy?

Why am I not surprised? Cowards do not fight they run.

The ladies didn't asked this question, it was one of your kind.

segzi cres:
i think that's a dull question even from the ladies

alagha:
@ poster, pls who is the victim , your daughter or son?

Mr. Chima and I do not have any babies.

Tosinville:
Its obvious Mrs.Chima must be a hood female brat for trading her kids for money during her high school days and thats her plan for her unborn kids with Mr.chima now ewww!!

Mr.chima! Mr.chima!! Mr.chima!!! how many time did i call u? u haven't seen wife yet.

You don't have to worry about me selling your babies, you being impotent and all.

kokoye:
american gangster . . . . .

Hisssssss

madlady:

Don't cry. The babies will be in good hand if the come to my organization.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

kokoye:
Oh now she wants the award.

duh

Jealousy much?

The title of miss independent goes to Mrs Chima. For her alluring charm, and brave choices, and fearless personality, and for simply not depending on men.

[b]I want to thank lovely Rokiatu for such a prestigous award and I am honored to accept this award with graciousness and poise.  I know my personality may offend a lot of people and my lack of dependence on men ruffles feather of coward boy chickens.  It is my duty and my will to be whom I am destined to be and my goal is not to please others or to kiss arses just to be liked.

I will forever remain true to myself and maintain my happiness of putting self first.  If I do not put self first who will?  My choices are made with deciding factor such as Who is more important you or I?  My motto have always been you treat me how you want me to treat you.  Don't dish out what you willing not to take back.  I know my opinions are harsh and those who aren't into self reflections may be perturbed by it and that is life.  Miss Independent is most emulated and hated.  Women thrive to be Miss Independent and men thrive to break down Miss Independent.  It is the way of life and at the end Miss Independent still rocks the house.  

Thank you and Blow me.  [/b]

REALITY101:
Good question. They are women with pen1s Mrs. Chima and co

Thanks for the compliment. I am untouchable and most emulated. You are so kind with the power you think I have. Such a sweety.

Atreides:
And what did Bini girls ever do to you? Don't worry,we don't want you anyway!

Hee hee hee!  

This was FIVE YEARS AGO. We were in Saint Louis and Nelly was at the malls promoting his Apple Bottoms jean collection. He was asking all the big bootyied girls to sign up and we were like we cool. He was like we take them thick too. He was looking for women that look like A and having big chest was a plus additional to the arse.

Nelly is cool and he country as hell!

Because I am Independent duh.

The good news is he can change his own diaper and feed himself. All he want you to do is help him speak properly seeing that he got a speech disability.

You don't want this beautiful African baby?

I was being sarcastic. Some of the men said that the thick women need to look like B because A is only good for one night stands.

Good! We running low on WIC vouchers we charge an extra 10 dollars for WIC vouchers.

You want a latina baby and an African baby? Two boys? One of them got a speech handicap and the other one is partial slow.