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Koyoke is a nonsense poster.

[size=22pt]LMAO@I am the ASHYHO because OP doesn't have proof other than his paranoia.[/size]

Abule oshi:
Hello people,
me and my girlfriend are in different states in Nigeria, i recentltly called her and she said "darling thought you were coming". i never told her i was coming to see her, so it was obvious she thought it was someone else. after like 20 seconds silence from both of us, she cut the call and she has not called and i have not called her also. i tink she is cheating, do u agree?

(putting on my detective glasses and pulling out my old typewriter) 

According to OP, He is in a long distance relationship with his girlfriend.  He called his girlfriend and apparently there were a brief silence before she responded, "Darling, I thought you were coming"?   OP responded I never said I was coming to see you and immediately assumed she was cheating because she went silence for 20 seconds.  The phone went dead and no calls were returned. 

Now again, where is the evidence that she is cheating? 

Did OP called her from an unknown number?
Did Op changed his voice?
Did OP pretended to be someone and she thought it was another dude? 
Is the girlfriend blind in both eyes that she couldn't see who called her?

These are the bleeping questions you mofos should be asking instead of assuming all women are supporting other women.  It doesn't matter if she is a woman, where is the proof she is cheating? 

If you [size=22pt]caught[/size] her sucking another man's kondo then by all means I understand the [size=44pt]paranoia.  [/size]

pendo89:
Thanks even though I write blogs like you  . I wish I cud write like iice/naya. 2 or 3 sentences at most and precise.Lovely.

Hisssss

kokoye:
I called you sweetie, remember?

Kokoye is too old to make enemies on Nairaland

. .and dont mind Mrs. Chima . . she's in love with me.   _{she will blow me a kiss b4 the end of the day}.

Yes, Koyoke I lubs you like my big brother but don't get it twisted. _{I am only in love with Oga Chima.}

Gendo run!!!

executinal:
OP @ Bolded, did you use a different Telephone number or the-same mobile number she knows you with? If the answer is no, then you are kidding, but is the answer is yes then she is double dating simple.

Unless OP and the other guy sounds alike, I don't see how she could have thought OP was the other dude. It doesn't make sense and if even he used a different number his voice is still the same!!

I swear men these days!

pendo89:
mmm

You are a good poster. You do not get emotional and take things too serious. You offer your opinions and views getting straight to the point without creating long diatribes. You have a well balanced views on different subjects and you can mix it up flawlessly.

REALITY101:
Then you're definitely not smarter than a 5th grader

And you are definitely not smarter than a preschooler.

REALITY101:
Mr. Cork


Not Mrs. Chima either

You are definitely not the best poster.

ebonyvibe:
Apologies to kokoye thot you were telling me off

Friends? ( am eating hummble pie)

Don't mind him he is jealous. I think everyone has an input that could be of value to others so I wouldn't say there is a best poster however I do say there are fake posters and real posters.

The best poster isn't Koyoke that for sure.

Freiburger:
There is a need for an underderstanding of the complete story. the issue here is now the word darling she used, but her thinking he will be coming soon when she knew he wasn't coming any sooner.
read again

Understanding and rereading of what?  You need to read the fucking title before you come talking to me sideways.  The title said: Girl friend calls wrong person darling.   I responded to the title.  It is not my duty to proofread and edit.

born2fuck:
see monkey dey carry monkey pass tree, women are bird of the same feathers,even if Joystick was found in a lady Kitty, all other women will defend her and claimed it was corn,  Na eve cause am from the beginning

I suggest you stop eating spoiled toto.  Reread my post and this time take your eyes and mouthy off the spoiled toto. 

Again, I do not see an issue with a woman or man saying darling if it is INNOCENT. OP is fussing at his girlfriend for saying darling, I thought you was coming that doesn't mean SHE IS CHEATING that is what the Bleep I was saying about innocent. Even if he didn't say he was coming WHY IS IT A FUCKING BIG DEAL? Did he catch her in an act? No.

slap1:
Wake up, everything is possible when you're dreaming.Wake up, everything is possible when you're dreaming.

Back off cockblocker!

Koyoke and Jaybee will fight in my honor.

Scash and Anti-sex

In that case old/older men shouldn't marry either.

Tosinville:
^^Don't u sleep?

Don't you have a job?   I will deal with you in the AM. Culo.

2buff:
Good you understand what marriage is about.
I already expressed that in marriage, you have no sensible choice but be selfless. That one you made an oath before God, your spouse and both your parents.

The question was mostly posed at the supposed "girlfriends" who are not yet married to the bloke expecting him to chop bullet for her.

Okay now!  I was ready to fight!    I go into my corner.  Better yet I am going to tend to my good and plenty in-house meat.  You have a good night.  

2buff:
All these women talking poo about knights in shiny, platinum armor (that they're not married to) swooping in on their trusty steeds to rescue their damsels, etc cast all that shizz aside and answer me this honestly. . . .

If after all that, this guy ends up having some permanent disability (paralysis, brain damage etc the works) while saving you, WILL YOU REMAIN WITH HIM FOREVER?
[b]THIS [/b]is the question you need to answer. Fairy tales aside.

All what women?  I said I don't expect some men to defend their women.  I am not going around saying all men will defend their women.  I emphasized on husbands protecting their wives then again if the guy cherishes his life more than his woman, I understand. 

To answer your question, Yes, I would.   I didn't go into marriage with expectations and fairy tales.  I am serious about what I said all jokes aside.

I don't see anything wrong with a girl or boy calling anyone darling. If there is a motive behind the word darling then that would be different but if it is innocent I wouldn't major minors.

REALITY101:
Sorry I'm allergic to long post. . Someone please summarize

Too many long winded writers.  Just get to the point and stfu.

REALITY101:
Lol that poo was crazy. Reminds me of Stewie Griffin from family guy too. . hilarious


@topic very funny. That's why you have cops WTF do I look like bulletproof armored tank?  If some physical boxing sure the nigga will be gone in seconds or maybe some careless shooting

Bravo. I didn't expect anything different from you.

She was raped in front of him and now he can't touch her?

I think Van Vicker and Ini Edo should star in this movie. I would have said Mercy Johnson but she cries too much but I would have suggested Tonto Dikeh but then again she is too rowdy to play victim.

MRbrownJAY:
@2buff
paralysis is too much, some women will leave you simply because you got knocked out cold. true story!!!

@Mrs C
even a husband SHOULDNT fight to save his wifey's honor (unless he is ready to die for that honor). do you actually believe that wifey will stay with his "unemployed" paralyzed a[b]s[/b]s? how many do you know will gladly push you in a wheelchair for the rest of his/your life? many say they will but, give them time, and i doubt they would.

in the world that we live today, everyone has either a GUN, a KNIFE or some form of weapon to defend themselves. so let me be honest and say: I (MBJ) am AFRAID of guns, I (MBJ) am AFRAID of knives/bottles, I (MBJ) am AFRAID of death. . . . . . . . . .  anyone who aint and can stare at a gun barrel and STILL talk about "honor" is a damn fool!

When I said I only speak for me and mine I am talking about me and mine.  I don't care what other men won't do for their wives that on them.  Good luck to the wives that doesn't have the brave heart type men.  Again, I don't expect some men to protect their women. 

You do not have to convince me I already know punkish men won't do it.  There is nothing wrong with being a punk, I understand.

MRbrownJAY:
@Mrs C

you ladies are missing a very important point: if your bf tries to defend your honor and get knocked the fukc out, do you know what that means? it means that whoever knocked his light out can do whatever he pleases with you and your "honor". so, unless your "protector" is the strongest man alive, able to withstand knives and bullets (which i doubt), fighting in public is a waste of time. the most you should do is warn that person to act right, and if he doesnt, CALL THE COPS.

let's be realistic here: if you get yourself in trouble because of whatever reason (running your mouth etc) then you got whats coming for you. expecting your man to jump in and fight some moffo simply because you couldnt ACT RIGHT is not only insane but childish. you NEED to get your a[b]s[/b]s whooped so that you know how to act in public in the future. if the guy is just drunk/crazy and act a fool towards you then CALL THE COPS!

anyone with an inch of class would ALWAYS walk away from such stoopidity, if you cant then it's just a matter of time before you get a wake up call (aka a[b]s[/b]s whooping). and here below is what you may look like:

LMAO@the picture    The girl's arse all out with a shoe missing.   

MBJ, I should have said SOME men will not defend their women but I expect husbands to defend their wives and vice versa.  _{I can only speak for me and mine.}

MRbrownJAY:
you ladies have watched too many movies with prince charming, this is the real world!

now here is a very simple scenario that all you ladies should think about:
arm roobers attacked you in your own home and demand that they either gang[b]r[/b]ape you (wifey) or kill your husband. what do you think the husband will chose?
now ask the same husband what he will chose if they are g[b]a[/b]y arm robbers and they are either gonna gangr[b]a[/b]pe HIM or kill wifey. sadly many will answer:" KAI, better kill the wife oh!" lol!!!

I am not into sugary nor fairy tales. I do not expect every men to run behind their bootycallers but I do expect a husband to protect his wife. A man that loves his wife will protect his wife at all costs the same thing goes for the wife to her husband.

Now you mentioned a scenario about if an arm robber attacked the couple and what would the husband or wife say. Let me tell you this, even if the husband say kill the wife doesn't mean the husband won't die as well. It is better to defend and win then to point finger and may not live. You are going to die anyway so you might as well go out with a bang.

MRbrownJAY:
Mrs C
you do remember that we had that conversation once before about saving your gal's honor in a club, right? i think your words (and Mz darkskin) back then were: biatch Bottom pu[b]s[/b]sy etc lol

You marinated that in your mind huh? Now be fair MBJ. We were talking about when hoes call themselves trying to jump my girl because the man wanted my girl and of course I am not going to sit there and let my girl get jumped. Come on now MBJ.

One thing about Mrs. Chima, I don't just talk shit and I will stand on my own in real life. I am not fake like some people on NL and keeping it 100% is my motto but I sure the hell will not let no one jump my girl and not do anything about it.

I am sure you would do the same for your boy and try to help him by doing something not necessarily fight a big mofo but scratch him or something.

That's just me.

LMAO@the men making excuses

Sexkillz and Mr. Cork 1 2, 3, and Fake Mr. Cork. 

Hottie Tima and Lesbianboy

Ms. Darkskin and Deniyor

Ms. Potato and Long Shot

MBJ and Rokiatu

Reality and Toba

Dyt and High Chief

Goldieluks and SAFO

Koyoke and Pweety

Seun and Baywatch Babes

Gendo89 and Tosinville

Nayah and HisChild