₦airaland Forum

REALITY101:
suck it and swallow the juice

You are going to get enough inviting people to your nuts. One of these days, you are going to wake up with a smaller cl!toris.

ogugua88:
^^^ Lol you don't? I thought everyone did.

Lmaooooo. Serious confusion!

I am germophobic.

Blanco mierda pollo.

People still tongue kissing in 2011?   

Sure.

REALITY101:
How can I forget this pretty stuupid chick I met @ the gym, I was busy dropping my awesome lines to her. After wasting my time cracking few expensive jokes and stuff. She laughed and smiled, told me how cute and funny I was. When I asked for her # she wrote something down on a piece of paper guess what she wrote down for me? John 3:16 smh.

That was her way of being polite saying your corny lines sucks.

LMAO@sugar daddies.

For real Oguga, women still dating sugar daddies during the Recession?

MsDarkSkin:
   

@ blue: That's what's up tho. TRUE TALK!!! 

anyway. . . check these videos out! 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMRcMtOGTzs LOL!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFb0ze_7JyM <<< LMAO!!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcYeF6aEN0         

[size=28pt]HIL-A-RIOUS!!!!![/size]

You got issues! I was laughing when the nukka said look at that boy hairline!

No.

Women with big booty and long nails have found creative ways to clean their booty without touching their nails. _{So I have heard.}

There are ways to wipe the booty with long nails. You have to use the side wipe method.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]OMG! Good heavens knows that u're way ahead of me towards Hell, am jxt between the two 'H' Fields i.e
Now Lady dont eva call moi a 'preacher', am jxt making a sincere Gawd damn point! [/color]

Hush your arse crooked preacher! Your trip to hell is PAID FOR IN FULL!

REALITY101:
Have you washed your pad?

Are you talking to me?

MsDarkSkin:
if africans did not care then why would there be countless threads and forums of some of you complaining about us repping our other sides, not to mention your complaint two or three posts above this one?

With all the "education" Pleep claimed Africans have then why too many of them are obsessed with whether those who live in America is mixed or not?  Someone who doesn't care wouldn't make a big fuss about it.  Real talk. 

Why not use the given "education" on improving water systems. stabilizing electricity, increasing employment rate with excellent benefits, and open Mayo health clinics for the poor without using OUTSIDE resources?

I have noticed SOME Africans are jealous of those who are biracial or multiracial while suffering from inferior complexity. 

Biracial and Multiracial Africans are already flourishing in America.   _{Please proofread my post of any grammatical and spelling errors. I am standing on the grounds of the brightest people in the world.} 

What's this doing in the health section?

How romantic.

SMH@boys washing pads.

Cuddlemii:
Mrs Chima, the no non-sense bride. I so much agree that people have to draw the line. Religious people were not born to suffer or harm themselves. if that the case, unbelievers are better off then cos they live for what they believe and not out of exploitation of men that twist the holy book. All the answers are in the religious book, no one should make people feel or act otherwise. Those holy books are all the manual & guide you need to excel.

I have been called worse.

They say birds of the same flock flies together. People will follow those who shares the same views, opinions, and thoughts even when the books aren't holy.

Now getting back to unhappy relationships, Some women will stay in unhappy relationships just to survive at any costs.

Cuddlemii:
[b]7) Religious Fanaticism: [/b]The world has re-written & remixed the bible or Quran. I am still searching for the bible verse that says you must marry or be in a relationship. I thought the bone of contention was salvation & righteousness. A lot of people stay in unhappy relationship & marriage because they are obeying God or they don't want their pastor or Alfa to use them as examples for fornication. So they apply the slap me, I give you the other cheek to slap & even serve you cocktails for a job well done. So much hypocritical lifestyles like pastors can allow their own children go through hell.

Religious fanaticism are killing thousands of girls daily.  I was stunned when a pastor told a battered woman she must REMAIN with her husband or God will judge her.  No offense to the bible thumpers, I do not see why a Lovely God will allow his child to remain in a relationship where she can die in the hands of her husband. 

I know you didn't mention physical abuse however many unhappy relationships suffered some sort of abuse whether its physical, mental, and emotional. 

Now as for marriage, the bible didn't say that you MUST MARRY, the bible states that it is better to be married than burned.  In Matthews, a verse even states women should remain virgins.  Again, when a book is written with 15 different point of views your brain is looking at a big bowl of paper salad.  (confusion)

D sage:
Pls can som1, In one sentence,defined ajepako/ajebutter.

Rags to riches transformation.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]

Virgin wives should be reserved only for Chaste Husbands, though its a pity that its the other way round in ma situation! [/color]

Preach preacher!

Its like a filthy rag demanding a clean hand.

Cuddlemii:
They have a certain standard they have set for themselves & they need to maintain it even if they have to bed a cripple or a man with sores they have to lick.

Women should get industrious, even if you are not a millionaire, at least die with integrity so that your daughters can emulate you as their role model.

Bold part: Wow and disgusting.

Red part: Gbam 2000+

rokiatu:
Amazingly enough, I haven't seen any black woman with cellulite. Maybe I do not go around checking out nake!!d women.

On a more serious note, black women do have cellulite too but very rarely. Thanks to our thick skin.

I asked a white woman did she get shot up in a drive by because her legs looked like it was traumatized.

She was wearing a bathing suit with see through sarong.

MsDarkSkin:
chima.
shyone.

*sighs*

at least it tis over!

Yup! Thanks goodness.