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According to the yeye fowls, Virgin toto has the new car smell and appearance while the used toto has too much kondo mileages.

oohunt:
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Let's be real, no human being on earth can give you all the happiness you need.

That's the truth that need to be plastered all over the WORLD.  Happiness start with SELF and if you place your happiness with someone's else you might as well be alone.

REALITY101:
Smh @ buying puzssy for $1,000 or more. Even those first class Asian,White and Hispanic ho's in Nevada are way cheaper. . Some stinky Nigerian chick kitten

That's why I asked were the clients Oyinbo or Nigerian men.  Oyinbo men will fly to Africa and pay that much because they feel they are paying premiums for "exotic" toto and only for a minute pleasure. 

I was playing around on youtube and there is a video posted by a white man who bragged about getting an African girl.  He was belittling the girl by peeing all over her and making her do things that are illegal in 40 States.  The girl was taking it with a smile. 

The video has over 100,000 hits!

Are most of the clients of Runny Girls are OYINBO or Nigerian men?

I remember one incident when I got off a plane at an African airport, a woman handed me a prayer request form asking for a donation. 

I was like who pay someone for a prayer?   

Lax75:
Sis!

You haven't lived in Naij or attended a Naija church oo. Them peeps come at you from all angles always wanting to know your "prayer requests." That's how they get into your business. And YES! You are correct. Not only will they curse you instead of praying, there are many of these people who behind closed doors consult with witchcraft.

You will be surprised at the number of gullibe women who fall for thse wolis all in the name of "I want a God-fearing man." Women are quick to take off "they" panties for these kind of playas because they think that they aren't after sex.


Yeah Right!!!

Oh my goodness!  You just assumed I never lived in Na' nor visited the Na' churches.  Well, you are going to believe what you want anyways so carry on. 

What I was saying has nothing to do with the locations of the churches. All churches are inanimate objects and the people in the CHURCHES are either SAVED or WICKED. There is no such thing as by location exemption.

SMH at the assumptions.

ismaeel86:
Even not too big men like C-breezy are giving some ladies good and sexy beating. I dont think any sane lady will even attempt at hitting a man like shaq

Not with her bare fist but Shaq isn't exempt from a beating.

REALITY101:
Yea Mrs. Chima, anything for me?

Not really. I got some old socks you can have.

(coughing bullshit coughing)

Hey suga

Gendo

I agree with you however we have to take the PERSON accountable for their actions and not the materials or establishments used to conduct such acts. The church is simply an inanimate object where such acts were performed and people take it literally by changing churches like the demons won't follow them.

Again, whatever the beliefs are has nothing to do with someone's decision to perform such acts and should judge them accordingly with sensitivity.

Even a big dude can get his arse whooped.

Lax

I always rebuke anyone that I do not know prayers because even wolves can wear sheep clothing.

Never accept anyone you do not know prayers because the very prayer can be a curse. We live in a wicked world and demons are in human flesh.

YES! Men are so fickle most of the time.

Oh my goodness! Mofos can't buy their own RECHARGE CARDS?!!!!

The player's book exposed! ^^^^^

How do you turn someone into a punching bag?

I see Harry Potter is taking over Na'!

An honest man will tell you he prefer beauty over the ugly girl with perfect manners UNTIL it becomes too unbearable then he will drop the chick for another one.

Lax75:
^^^ I actually know a chick who fell for a woli that used these cheesy pick up lines. She took her panties off for him in Jesus name. He (woli) hit it and knocked her up in the name of the lord. She got pregnant. He took off in Jesus holy name and she got an abortion.

I Poo you not!

You see why I can't stand wolis?

Groundnuts!

Don't give that bullshit cheesy lines too much power. She was slow as dried out molasses.

Yes, that's definitely a silly Nigerian man but the woman who fall for that email is just as silly as he is.

(subscribing)

MsDarkSkin:
Chima i can tell the difference btn asians, africans, west indians, latinos.

im not ALWAYS right but i am usually close.

lemme see if i can past this yer 'which type of orient' test.  

1 Vietnamese (   )
2 Korean (   )
3 Vietnamese (definitely)
4 Korean (i know for sure)

Your answers are noted.

Only Mz. Darkskin tough enough to take the Orient test?

Yeah sure.  (curling lips upward)

LMAO@Korean and Vietnamese don't look alike.

Where is that damn cat?

Hell even ASIAN people are calling Koreans VIETNAMESE!

dammizz:
^^ Gbam!
I know of many ladies who married their men out of pity, its not a good thing tho but it happens

Yes!  I know MANY WOMEN from all walks of life and CULTURES are married and dating every type of man described. 

Examples:

Mr. Pity Party

A woman I know married a man with FIVE CHILDREN by FIVE different women and NONE of these women like her.  One of the baby momma threw bleach on the girl in FRONT OF THE CHILDREN and no the baby momma isn't BLACK.  (That was for the chatter who said Black women are only known for drama).  The girl didn't even like the dude BUT ONLY married the dude because he was supposed to get a settlement which he never got and now she trying to find a way out.  SMH.  According to the girl, the husband was saying how women didn't appreciate him because he was a single father of five children and he wants someone to love him. 

Mr. Spineless

My neighbor's daughter was dating a guy who is a punk.  Typically men protects their girl from danger right?  Okay, they were outside enjoying the breeze until one of the guy approached the girl asking if she was interested IN FRONT OF her man.  The guy stood there THE ENTIRE TIME while his girl was being approached.  Uhhh.  Trust me he was dogged by a group of us so bad that he broke up with the girl few weeks later. 

Mr. Name Dropper

Gold diggers and ditzy hoes will marry or date a man that knows CELEBRITIES hoping they will get a chance to seduce the celebrities as well.

Mr. Change My Diaper

My coworker got a grown ARSE MAN at home while she is out in the field working.  Do I need to say any more? 

Mr. Say Anything

If I had a dollar for every WIFE and GIRLFRIEND that said their husband or boyfriend made promises THEY HAVE NEVER FOLLOWED THROUGH and created all this talk about whatever I would own THE WORLD. 


But wait!  These are the type of men the women AROUND THE WORLD HATE.   

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=227222.msg9163222#msg9163222 date=1316228815]I've met Efik ppl who CANNOT stand to be mistaken for Ibibios. They said Ibibios are wicked ppl.

Anywaz sha. . . . all I know is that I'm a proud Yoruba woman.[/quote]Exactly. I made a mistake of telling a Korean woman she was Vietnamese. She almost bit my head off. I think I said aren't you guys related by blood?

Aren't everyone related by blood?  

I didn't know the bloods were different and varies by persons.  

If you put a black, white, asian, hispanic, and Arab person in a circle and cut all of their heads off the blood gushing out will look the same.

MsDarkSkin:
LOL i know its illegal in the states!  

and btw ISN'T SADE HALF NIGERIAN AND WHITE ENGLISH?!!!!!   MUST BE A FIGMENT OF MY "IGNIT WESTERN BLACK" IMAGINATION!  

Yes, Sade is half Nigerian and whatever else.  She doesn't even claim Nigeria in any of her blogs or activities.  She speaks volume about the Islands and often time wear Islands related fashions.  

Sade did a concert on my side of the world and she was rocking a Jamo tune.  I was doing the stanky legg too!  

There are some Africans that do not wear deodorant for whatever reason but there are WHITE PEOPLE who smell awful when they are wet.

The smell is so wolfish that will have you reaching for flea repellent. I would rather smell a musky African than a Wet Oyinbo.

If Africans are pure then why are there a lot of BIRACIAL AFRICANS?

African/Asian
Hispanic/African
White/African

Oh that right! One drop of African blood and you are pure huh?


Mz. Darkskin! I am on the American women married to Nigerian men thread and there is this one chatter who asked the dumbest question. She asked if she go to Nigeria can her man hold her against her will because she has to follow their laws.

Now correct me if I am wrong, isn't kidnapping ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE?

Hey suga!  I see you texting!