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RomanceRe: He Won't Stop Calling by MrsChima1(f): 2:54pm On Mar 03, 2012
Because he knows you will take him back and that you are not over him.
RomanceRe: Nigerians Guys Back Home . . Why? by MrsChima1(f): 2:45pm On Mar 03, 2012
Nigerian girls can date whomever they want and it is their choice.  It doesn't matter the reasons or desires behind it, life continues.  Aren't many Nigerian men doing the same thing? huh

We all have a preference/choice and it is not up to you.
RomanceRe: Naija Boys. What Chicks Do You Prefer? Ethiopians Or Somali by MrsChima1(f): 2:37pm On Mar 03, 2012
Ayanle, I am still WAITING! tongue tongue tongue tongue


I want to see where I SAID I want Somalian men. (vomiting in mouth)


No thanks Pendo. I am germophobe. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 2:32pm On Mar 03, 2012
pendo89:
my dear lemmie burst your bubble,
Men hate getting emotional with women over trivial matters.
But when it comes to making love,They want to smell the woman,feel the real woman and hear her real moan not just a mechanised one.
And hey! there exists such women and it takes a man with balls to find her.
This thing cant even talk back during sex! Its designed for those lazy to sweat. It makes sex a one man show cz it only responds to the man but can never initiate.
Real Men  prefer women who can also take a lead,initiate and think.

The brighter side is this.The cost of this thing is higher than what the average guy may choose to spend on an average real girl over a certain time period.
I can only do a proper comparison if I knew the life span of this dummy.
LMAO@If I knew the life span of this dummy. grin grin grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 2:21pm On Mar 03, 2012
LesbianBoy:
LMAO d@t this thread really hit on a RAW NERVE of NL womens especially MRS CHIMAMA(a.k.a single parent claiming mrs) and GOLDIELUOKS  grin grin grin grin grin just see how the two of them have been commenting/biatchiching so much on this thread!

Also LMAO @ killz and others who are saying ''what if she had died'' You all are what, you are all MUGUS! Am very sure you all have been beaten once or twice by ur school teeasher or ur perent in the past DID YOU DIE? grin grin grin you guys just come here saying ''what if she had died'' so we wud be scared! Like DUH there are meny ways o whoop a girls big butt witout 'killing' her grin grin grin grin
anyways like someone said a sweet 'backhand' or 2 or a hard punch on the jaw cud have done the trick instead of pouncing on her!  grin grin grin All those one of ''you hit a woman so automatically ur a caword'' is what i call TALES BY MOONLIGHT or SURPERSTORY grin grin grin grin grin BTW NL ladies y'all shouldnt rejoyce yet with KILLZ AND HIS FELLOW MUGUS COMMENT! grin Rememeber the OP said he once had the mindset(of mugus) that ''on no account should a man hit a woman'' but all that changed when he reached his limit! grin grin grin
[size=44pt]Wood, blazing fire, and kerosene oil comment must have struck a nerve.  grin grin grin  Did I bring back memories?  grin grin  Did you steal a bag of potatoes and escaped by the hair of your chinny chin?  grin grin grin[/size]

Still no luck finding a man huh?   cheesy cheesy cheesyYou are riding Killz' dick hard. You can do better at getting his attention. wink
RomanceRe: Naija Boys. What Chicks Do You Prefer? Ethiopians Or Somali by MrsChima1(f): 8:03am On Mar 03, 2012
LMAO@me wanting Somalian men. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You got me bleeped up nukka. Why would I leave my husband for a dusty nukka like you? huh
RomanceRe: Who Said Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic? by MrsChima1(f): 7:58am On Mar 03, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=883249.msg10315730#msg10315730 date=1330705734]You really don't want him to.[/quote]That's American slang for "He better not do it". wink
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 7:56am On Mar 03, 2012
I got blazing fire! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 12:17am On Mar 03, 2012
I got kerosene oil!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 12:14am On Mar 03, 2012
I got wood! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Farewell To Mr: C.ock by MrsChima1(f): 12:13am On Mar 03, 2012
La Parisienne:
Lol@Sweetness. You sure know how to protect your woman, it makes me feel safe with you cool

Btw, you are more than a Nairalander to me. Corky might be my fav Nairalander, you are on an entirely different level and you know it wink
Oh my goodness! I just vomited in my mouth. tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Farewell To Mr: C.ock by MrsChima1(f): 9:54pm On Mar 02, 2012
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: She Refuse To Change Her Sim Number. by MrsChima1(f): 9:53pm On Mar 02, 2012
Vomits.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 9:45pm On Mar 02, 2012
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima, its like you don't like respecting ur ugly phat punny here cheesy
LMAO@Ugly calling me ugly. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 8:26pm On Mar 02, 2012
tellwisdom:
Tosin . .  You need to go and apply for Social Security Disability .  .  . . that your face is bleeping horrible.  grin

shocked shocked shocked            LWKMOO            
They have Social Security Disability in the village? grin grin grin grin grin

You know Tosin lives in the Unknown Village off the coast of Somalia. grin grin
RomanceRe: How Many Kids Would You Like To Have? by MrsChima1(f): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2012
Chimezie198:
Mrs chima no need to ask u, Na batalion full ya house.[/b]
Kiss my battalion arse. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 8:12pm On Mar 02, 2012
Goldieluks:



Slap myself out of reality to become like youhuh Hell No!
Damn. grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 8:03pm On Mar 02, 2012
2buff:
Nah. I just can't stand grown arse adults crying like babies when they get beat up for starting sh[i]i[/i]t.
See that is the thing, the battered girl didn't create this thread, the batter did.  wink

Who comes online bragging to FACELESS chatters about beating someone who couldn't fight him back over a phone or anything?  huh

What do people online give out?  Parade?  Party?  Award banquet?
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 8:01pm On Mar 02, 2012
Goldieluks:
You this OP, if you had beaten her to death am sure you wouldn't hesistate torun away from
your precious house, innit? I can't stand women batterers cause they got no excuse whatsoever. A
real man walks away in the middle of an arguement, but a foolish man stays behind and
fights back and starts regreting his actions afterwards, just like you are feeling at the moment.
Mind you, if you had walked away and stay out for like two to three hours,your girl would have calmed
down and even apologise to you concerning her actions. But no, you stayed back to beat her up. Bedroom champion,clap for yourself.
Precisely.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 7:59pm On Mar 02, 2012
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=884556.msg10316627#msg10316627 date=1330714333]Oh pls. . . .  If I smash coogar's BB, he'd give me his Ipad2 to smash.  wink cheesy  


2buff, why are you always passionate about "men beating women/women beating men" threads?

Woman don beat you before?
 grin[/quote]OOooooooooh. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 7:19pm On Mar 02, 2012
I smell wood and kerosene oil burning! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Naija Boys. What Chicks Do You Prefer? Ethiopians Or Somali by MrsChima1(f): 7:16pm On Mar 02, 2012
ayanle456:
the thing abou being a slave, is many of u dont know ur a slave, pendo, i see all those comments, how many of those are true i dont know, but i am going to assume all are true, and the question i would ask is, how many complain about their hair, how many talk about others dna, tell me, i am in a thread right now on nairailand, where slaves are talking about me, i guess u cant see the fact ur enslaved,
People are still buying slaves?  huh huh huh I want two black slaves that looks like Idris Elba. I got 20 hot USD! grin grin grin

Aren't your people slaves to the UNICEF and the European nations?   grin grin huh huh
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2012
2buff:
Breezy ignore chima mehn. she's the neighbourhood troll tongue
LMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin

Come here suga. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 7:04pm On Mar 02, 2012
breezy047:
alredy.
Even though MRS CHIMA sounds dumb too asking me to SMASH HER FONE
That is a compliment coming from your dumb arse.   kiss kiss kiss kiss

What are you going to do now? Beat her again cos you mad? grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:59pm On Mar 02, 2012
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima
Children shouldn't be in relationship then his girlfriend is a kid.



If thats how american women do test their men too, i'll always be in jail every 3weeks cos i don't take shitt like this from a girl.
Uhmm boo boo, please don't let me go there what many American women have done to the men that have abused them.  

Again, there is a big difference between girls and women.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:54pm On Mar 02, 2012
breezy047:
MRS CHIMA

You know you actually suggested that it would be better if I had SMASHED HER OWN FONE back.

Now tellme how does that sound to a mature grown up like you?
LMAO@mature grown up like you. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin At least I don't go around breaking up people's shit. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

I didn't say it would be better, I said your dumb arse should have smashed her phone.  Big difference.  grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:52pm On Mar 02, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=884556.msg10316273#msg10316273 date=1330710414][color=#000030]Shut up dumbo! You are feeling cool because some idiots have your back online, if this case gets to the police, you'll be the only one to face it.
Just be thankful she wasn't my sister. Fool. How much is a fccking BB? What if she had died? And you'll open your stinky mouth to say you love her. . .

BTW i aint getting married soon, stop consoling your idiotic self. . . Log out and go sort out your offline issues. . . These fools wont be here when your arse is on fire!
[/color][/quote]They would be online calling him a dead dumb arse.   grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:50pm On Mar 02, 2012
Tosinville:
Mrs, Chima:
I know that Blackberry phone
felt so loved and cherished.




^^There's nothing about blackberry, most Nigerian girls always love to try their men in one way or the other, if the OP didn't do anything about the device then his car windscreen will be the next, trust me.
Tosin boo boo, Nigerian girls aren't the only ones that test their men.  There is a big difference between girls, boys, women, and men.   wink wink

Children shouldn't be in relationships.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:47pm On Mar 02, 2012
Ammyng:
I'm telling you. When people value worthless things to love. Moderator take it the front page please, some parents must be proud somewhere  grin
LMAO  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:45pm On Mar 02, 2012
REALITY101:
She devil. . I am not in hitting women's club but this is hella annoying not just about the damn cellphone rather the attitude. WTF
Reality, real talk bro.  Would you stay with a chick that fucking up YOUR SHIT or would you drop that chick like a hot potato?  

If the chick didn't have enough sense to respect your properties regardless if she felt it was right, WHY WOULD YOU STAY WITH HER?   huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:43pm On Mar 02, 2012
LMAO@comparing his girlfriend to a child.  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See that why CHILDREN shouldn't be in relationships.   wink wink
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 6:41pm On Mar 02, 2012
Ammyng:
Bravo poster. She'd be dead by now if she had wrecked your car. What she did was really annoying and disrespectful but hitting a woman? seriously?
Come on Ammy!  You know it was justified!  She smashed his beloved Blackberry phone!  grin

I bet that Blackberry phone keeps him warm and sucked at night. grin grin grin

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