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RomanceRe: Nigeria Most Eligible Bachelor - Jide Adenuga by MrsChima1(f): 3:09am On Mar 04, 2012
He is aight. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Naija Boys. What Chicks Do You Prefer? Ethiopians Or Somali by MrsChima1(f): 3:07am On Mar 04, 2012
[size=33pt]I thought so, biatch.[/size]

I know damn well you DIDN'T see me say I prefer Somalian men. lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Ladies Before Tampons/sanitary Napkins by MrsChima1(f): 3:04am On Mar 04, 2012
SMH.

RomanceRe: Fear Of Being Disvirgined by MrsChima1(f): 3:00am On Mar 04, 2012
REALITY101:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin try using your middle finger then
That's what your girl calls your ---------- shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Fear Of Being Disvirgined by MrsChima1(f): 1:59am On Mar 04, 2012
I will leave the gadgets to the gays. wink
RomanceRe: Fear Of Being Disvirgined by MrsChima1(f): 1:12am On Mar 04, 2012
I am so scared of being deflowered. cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 12:44am On Mar 04, 2012
Sis! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 11:37pm On Mar 03, 2012
That doll needs a manicure and pedicure. angry

Where is the owner getting his wigs? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 11:35pm On Mar 03, 2012
sexylogan:
$6000 and she doesnt cook? no thanks.
Hey suga! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

What if it was free? tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Poor Girls Always Mess Relationship Up? by MrsChima1(f): 11:21pm On Mar 03, 2012
Lawd have murcee! There are many successful relationships in both rich and poor couples.

Wealth is not a positive indication that YOUR RELATIONSHIP will prosper.
Lack of wealth is not a negative indication that Y[b]OUR RELATIONSHIP[/b] will suffer.
RomanceRe: Farewell To Mr: C.ock by MrsChima1(f): 11:15pm On Mar 03, 2012
LMAO@this thread is sad. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 10:55pm On Mar 03, 2012
LMAO@Fireboy getting mad.  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin 

It is unfortunate that many dumb arse men will underestimate the wrong chick.

Life continues. cool
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 5:49pm On Mar 03, 2012
pendo89:
*coughs and spits * Isn't that enough ground for divorce? assuming we are married? But hey! you know what chima?  I strongly believe this thing will be bought by married men! Follow its statistics and prove me wrong.
Where they hide it will be the prob. Picture this scenario now. Assuming it uses battery and we are in Africa.

So this Mr.C is busy on it and just when hes about to get to heaven the battery goes flat. Let's say there's a power blackout. It may be good luck  to those with generators but just imagine putting the generator on cz ur trying to charge this thing!! grin grin grin angry

Then try and imagine the sound it makes when at  the heat of the moment, it starts going low. Have you ever heard a tired christmas card?? And you know some men shocked shocked?  lol I doubt this poor thing can survive the stress.They need to make one fit for the African man! A hard one. Not barbie.


Ok what about washing? so a man releases his stuff inside it  then what? he carries the silly thing to the bathroom for a bath? grin grin
These married men wouldn't have to resort to dolls if they learn to pick women that are compatible to them and understands their needs/wants. There is no way a man need to do so but if he must do so to get his rocks off then that is on him. Why would you be with someone that don't want you?

If you hear multiple generators going simultaneously at midnight then you know why! grin

You hear frustrated grunting and sighing.  Some of these men are nassy so I doubt they would even bother to wash their dolls.   lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2012
LMAO@fireboy recalling his brush with fire/death. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Did you roast the potatoes? grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Fireboy, whatcha gon do when they come back for you? grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 5:40pm On Mar 03, 2012
tellwisdom:
Sweerie, wished i had you. Your jaws would have been mended angry angry


You gon call the cop or who?? angry huh # Better wake up from slumber undecided
No, I will not involve the police. I will take matters in my own hands. wink
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 4:49pm On Mar 03, 2012
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First of all, my husband would not purchase a doll even if I agree to it. 
Second of all, my husband likes moist flesh too much to even buy a plastic or rubber doll. 
Third of all,  the doll can't get up and walk away without his assistance.  tongue
RomanceRe: Stella Damasus: Domestic Violence, When Is It Enough? by MrsChima1(f): 4:48pm On Mar 03, 2012
Tosin boo boo always wanted to spank me. tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 4:46pm On Mar 03, 2012
Shadddap! angry angry angry grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys,for Your Eyes Only! by MrsChima1(f): 4:43pm On Mar 03, 2012
pendo89:
I mean exactly that. Dummy has no life but they are trying to replicate a human so better compare it with the real deal.What happens after continous use?
it doesn't grow but what about wear and tear? Some men have weird fetishes and may bite this poor beautiful thing or flog it esp those practising sadomaschoism. Then what? repaired so u end up having a tokunbo one?
You are so silly.  grin grin grin grin  

Killz asked me how would I feel if Mr. Chima got a doll and I responded nothing.  He went on describing how the doll can bend backwards and forwards without breaking a bone.  He illustrated that I would listen to the moaning and groaning.  

He then asked me how would I feel afterward, I responded nothing.  He called me a liar.  grin

How would you react if your man bought a doll and did the above?  grin lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 4:37pm On Mar 03, 2012
tellwisdom:
[size=15pt]Wished i had a girl i could give an UPPER CUT on her JAW embarassed embarassed

Glodinlukus and mshew chima angry angry
[/size]
Touch me and you will die.   wink
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 4:30pm On Mar 03, 2012
LMAO@an old nukka calling somebody old.   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Between a ditzy girl and a smart woman, I would take Pendo and Co. any day.  kiss kiss kiss

No offense sha.   lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:36pm On Mar 03, 2012
TisaBone:
at the end of the day, its just low self esteem on both parts. especially in this case. the op knew the reaction he would get by ignoring her. he prolly was enjoying getting a rise out of her b/c it made him feel good. and her self esteem was low enough to stoop down to his level because it hurt her soooo bad and she needed to get his attention so bad that she ruined his phone.

really they seem like a match made in heaven. [size=44pt]and really i dont think the op is really all that sorry, b/c he's broadcasting what he did to the whole world, like it's not something to be ashamed of. [/size]
Thank you!  I thought I was the only one that noticed it!  It was like he is expecting Nairaland cookies or some shit.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:34pm On Mar 03, 2012
Tisabone

Don't you remember a classic move by Farrah Fawcett, "Burning Bed"?  

When people watch the movie, they will understand the dynamics domestic violence has on everyone affected.  It is a powerful movie.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:26pm On Mar 03, 2012
TisaBone:
Mrs. Chima,


a friend of mine explained it to me this way.


the man says to the woman, you ain't sheet, just to make her stay, and he keeps pounding on her. until she finally begins to believe that she deserves to be treated this way, and that if she just tries to please him just a little bit harder or stops doing this or that, that he will stop hitting her. then he stops for a little while, and then things are lovey dovey. then something triggers his anger yet again, and its just a merry go round, that just keeps going in circles and circles. really the two are co dependent on one another. it makes him feel powerful to have control over her, and she feels like if he don't hit on her, then he don't love her.
I get your point and I wasn't referring to their intellectual abilities.  "Their dumb state of mind. prevents them from thinking rationally and coherently at a place or time".  

That's the classic definition of Battered Woman/Man Syndrome. Don't you remember a classic move by Farrah Fawcett, "Burning Bed"?

When people watch the movie, they will understand the dynamics domestic violence has on everyone affected. It is a powerful movie.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:21pm On Mar 03, 2012
Goldieluks:



What happened to #clicking ignore#?
shocked
LMAO grin grin They have a clicking ignore button? tongue tongue
RomanceRe: He Won't Stop Calling by MrsChima1(f): 3:20pm On Mar 03, 2012
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RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:18pm On Mar 03, 2012
Goldieluks:

@ 2buff if the girl in question had died in the process wouldn't you be the first person to criticise and crucify the OP??
gh.[/color]
I highly doubt it.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:16pm On Mar 03, 2012
I could have sworn the last few comments I read, REALITY was the only person that mentioned Natasha. huh huh huh

Defensive much? undecided
RomanceRe: He Won't Stop Calling by MrsChima1(f): 3:14pm On Mar 03, 2012
TisaBone:
oh no, there is NO WAY that would ever take him back. Actually Im kind of scared. i feel like he's emotionally stalking me. and to the other poster, there is no way that im gonna change my phone number, but recently i went online and learned how to block his number on my phone so hopefully that will solve this problem. i just dont understand his motives. it just doesn't make sense to me, and no i dont answer his calls, that only happened once the other day and the call was like 60 seconds, and he told me what i mentioned in my other post. and i told hi to leave me alone then I hung up.
I understand that YOU don't want him back, but[b] HE[/b] thinks you do hence him trying to "win" you back.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:05pm On Mar 03, 2012
TisaBone:
@op

clearly you have anger problems, because there is a rage deep down inside of you that was laying dormant, and your girl acting the way she did was just the catalyst for all that rage inside you to come bursting out. You mentioned how you swore that you would never hit a woman, which leads me to believe that you grew up around domestic violence,and did not want a cycle to repeat itself. But the very thing that you did not want to become, has reared it's ugly head, because whether you like it or not, you were taught that putting your hands on a woman was what a man did when he was angry at a woman, or just angry period. I don't condone what your girl did, but you really need to seek help, because the monster has been unleashed, and you may be tempted to do the same thing again, especially if your girl returns to you after what you did to her. since you got away with it once, she's sending you the subtle message that if you were to act this way again, that she would stay, yet again, and a violent pattern would ensue.
Unfortunately dumb girls/boys will return to their abusers and someone will eventually die.

Some people are proud being batters and some are proud being battered.
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by MrsChima1(f): 3:00pm On Mar 03, 2012
Goldieluks:
This world would be a very stu.pid and boring place if everyone succumbs to a particualr issue. I scolded the OP because of his actions. He came here regretting beating up his gf, but he begun to feel alright because some group of people were busy applauding his actions.

Just because someone's opinion is different from yours doesn't make that person a fool or a dumb skull. Some people sees beating or hiting a woman a normal thing to do,maybe because they grew up with domestic violence and accepted that life functions that way. But some people are against domestic violence because they sees it as not the best way of attempting issues. These two groups holds their beliefs very high. And everyone has a right to express their beilef system.I am sure the OP must have learnt one or two things here, and it is left for him to choose which he feels is the right thing to do, whenever he finds himself in a similar situation. Each to their own!
+100,000  kiss

Many are numb to domestic violence, but unfortunately 2 out of 4 humans will suffer by the hand of their abuser.  

We all are going to die REGARDLESS, but some will choose to die a fool.

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