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Okay, let me sit down comfortably and refill my tea. My advice to MEN/BOYS:

If you are in a serious relationship with a woman, DO NOT TELL YOUR BOYS how well she can suck your kondo back that thang up. If you are sexually attracted to her, what make you think your boys won't be?

If you get a girl that is too high maintenance and you can't afford to keep her. Find another chick that you can afford. The problem with you guys is that you seek caliber that is outside of your league and then you cry about it.

Woman by nature are loyal and pleasers. If you have sex with a girl and she doesn't really compliment you nor praise you. Do not take it as that you DID THE DAMN THANG. Some women were raised to be sensitive to men and to stroke their egos. If you get with a chick like me that will tell you in your face THAT YOU COULDN'T Bleep TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. Don't be offended and take a few classes or many.

Men/boys PLEASE keep yourself up and exercise as well. Just like YOU don't like fat chicks neither[b]DO WE LIKE FAT CATS.[/b]

If your flash your rented cars, rented watches, rented shoes, rented money, rented clothes, and rented friends and land a gold digger. Don't come on Nairaland crying and flooding up the site because you got played.

If you go to the club and you see some chicks dancing like whores. It doesn't mean they are whores, however if you take them home and bed with them there a saying "all birds of the same kind flock together".

I need to refill my tea.

Next time write what you know old man. I be back in five hours. I have to go to an office meeting and then we are doing a presentation. How do I look? Smooches!

Neither. I did not translate it. I am sure you will tell me Kokoye. You do know what you wrote right?

kokoye:
وهو كبحي, تمص يبلقهبحأ هولأس : لحريا وهو كبحي, تمص يبلقهبحأ هولأس : لحريا

Alabama bacon to you too.

Unfortunately.

A typical Nigerian.

Furry Az brought on a new meaning of Yearly Chick. Last year he was in loooooove with Omola. Now this year he is in looooooove with Mz. Dark. Next year, is Mygoldie a possible?

Hmm! Beware of the rodent.

You welcome. Send a obituary so I can celebrate. Oh! You wouldn't be able to. Put that in your will before Friday to send Mrs. Eve an obituary pronto.

All it took was some spoiled soup to tag you? The sorrow and woes of men.

Go cry a river and choke come 12 on Saturday.

jay bee:
Dude, why do u like fighting ladies all over the place?
Surely that's not gentle man like
u a ruff ryder?

So what is it if not romance?
Sexuality?

That because he is a lonely bitch. That what they do.

190:
[color=deeppink]So good 2 see u agree you stoopid  
and i aint a woman so i have no womanliness, maybe you should check your's
to be sure, u aint vividly describing your's to me,   

happy new year Mz.Firey crouch, ^{Hopefully ants dont bite you this new year}[/color]


Yawnzz, Hisses, Happy new year Hippo!!  

Said a guy who fails a piss test.  A great compliment coming from you. Even hippos look better than you.  Hermies have both male and female parts.  I suggest you hook up with Inkie's organization.  They deals with those suffering from sexual identity crisis.  Good luck and don't drop the soap!

If you call toes flashing I guess I did flashed him some flesh.

jay bee:
How do you go about this before a man approaches u?
He approached u cos u flashed him a lil flesh then he probably got extra impressed when u opened ya mouth.

Are u sure they r real? can i get corky to perform an elasticity test?

Hmm, Jaybee. Women do speak in public events suga. I know in Nigeria, a woman is seen and not heard. We weren't in Nigeria suga.

That sloth been confused.

190:
[color=deeppink]thats cos most ladies she wont shut their her TRAMP up, and leave me Be~ [/color]

Go find another sucker who to take pity in your LONELY ARSE. You nappy headed ugly monkey.

You the type of cunt that fails a PISS TEST and I am stoopid? Sure.

Shut up and go maim your tail, Punk!

jay bee:
Flip flops and ?
Remembered u mentioned bosom top or something like that ages ago.
So u basically flashed your asset and caught the biggest price in the ocean.

Some weak men. hhehehehehheheh
I would have asked to touch so as to make sure your balloons r real before falling. hehehehehhehe

Yes I mentioned a V-neck blouse with gauchos.  I was not showing anything.  There are respectful V-neck blouses without showing too much.  I do respect myself visually and I do not need to flaunt my body to get mine.  I use my mental weapon and savvy vocal abilities.

Apparently they are real, he married me.  

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=575364.msg7428322#msg7428322 date=1293635974]Sweery dont worry. his name is: Samanta  Goodlock!! [/quote]Trust me, I was not worrying.  Your president can't do shit for me but stop the corruption of his people.

Lying about what?  

Not wanting you or not wanting you?

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=575364.msg7428303#msg7428303 date=1293635832]
PROVE IT!!  ok who is the president of Nigeria?  Jessse Jackson?  TELL US IF U NO!![/quote]Jesse Jackson still alive?  That old mofo still breathing?  Well, you still alive so I guess Jesse Jackson could still be limping. Carry on.

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=575364.msg7428266#msg7428266 date=1293635419]Ooooch, someone is hurting                [/quote]Why would I be hurting when you are old?  Why oh why!

You right, I do not know where Nigeria is.  Matter fact I think I stayed in a spot where Nigeria was said to be.  

You are not the only one with a globe.  

Warning! Warning! Warning!

When a guy tell you his "endowment" , " it not the size of the ocean, but the motion", and "I didn't get any negative feedbacks".

[size=33pt]RUN![/size]

jay bee:
don't start Q
I was hoping to see a "SOME" word in your last post

Hmmph!
[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=575364.msg7428228#msg7428228 date=1293635075]**But  WHY  is Mrs Eve  49yrs old? **[/quote]If I am 49 years old then I guess your 80 years old.  Either way I am still younger than you.

The first person to the table, JAYBEE!

Nigerian men are like dogs in heat.  You show them a little cleavage and some nyansh dribblers they are all over you like flies to poison.  When the heat subdue they become sick with shame realizing they lusted and screwed a man.  

Buttfuckers.

I can't dig for gold where there is none, Mr cock. I suggest you purchase some and I will dig for it.

Now go to your super soupees they are waiting for you.

No, I don't condone human slaves however if they want to be my slaves.  Who am I to deny them the pleasures?  

yuzedo:
will you be my groupie so i can call u soupee??

Lmao!! Classic cork!! Boy, i aint no groupie but i'm your biggest fan!! Totally rubbed off on me in my regular life, Where u been 4 a week?? Dont go away again lyk dat! Infact, anyone that bans u is gonna sleep wiv d fishes!

Are you his soupee? Correction: Are you his SUPER soupee?

I am a God's gift to my husband.

I do believe that women should not chase men. But then again THAT MY OPINION. I know the poster didn't say chase, but let be real.

I have never CHASED a man and I am too caught up in myself to be chasing anyways. You never know where your find your lover. My husband found me at a family event wearing some flip flops. Now, everybody know you do not go to family events thinking you will find someone. Well, that not true.

I was able to see my husband interact with children and he is GOOD WITH CHILDREN. They love him to pieces!

[size=33pt]I am sweet, gentle, and shy DAMMITS! [/size]