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Most of these Nigerian men think because they are paying a bill or two. They are being romantic. However, romance is more than just about money and sex. The men confuses the two and say that it the women. Now, I have seen women ask for simple thing like spending quality time, going to the park, and receiving some flowers.

They complaining about a woman wanting a blackberry and wanting some weave. First, of all why are they keep attracting these dense arse women who doesn't know their men are BROKE? Common sense will tell any women if she tap into it, if a man make 100 USD a week don't go asking that man for some GUCCI shoes!

Only Gold diggers ask for things that are quite high maintenance and if they can get it they will ask for it. Real women knows that there are more important things that money can't buy. I feel sorry for these sorry arse men. They keep letting their cock do the picking instead of their brain and heart.

I told Mr brownjay that SMART AND REAL WHORES know to get paid before rendering services. If these chicks have sex with these men and complain about getting treated like a LovePeddler. They were easy lays and free bleeps.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=577287.msg7439200#msg7439200 date=1293796654]
(A) 1,4,5, I wouldn't mind.

(B)  2, I wouldn't mind if I gave him permission to do so.

(C) 3, if we're in an open relationship then its not cool with me

(D) 6, that's just a no no with me. Those are grounds for a breakup.

(E) 7, Unless that animal is attacking him I don't see any reason for him to be doing that. Hmmm, what's to stop him from doing the same to me?

(F) 8, once again--grounds for a breakup [unless he has a good reason]

(G) Ummm, idk. Is he the one having the abortion? [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Girl, you will be surprise! If they can enlarge men's penis how come men can't have an abortion? You know a man did have baby in USA although he was a she before.

(H) 9, grounds for a breakup. I'd go to the police immediately.[/font][/quote]

Mr Cock, you grow some cock and I will shed a pound. Deal?

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=576171.msg7438521#msg7438521 date=1293788744]All Niaraland females MUST looooooose weight in 2011!!! (no oofeinse) [/quote]Inkie adn Creamish! You guys had me rolling. Yeah, he prolly at the vendor buying Tussy and shit. It seems those men that attract funky women have hygiene problems too. You know all birds of the same kind flocks together.

There go my mouth again. Sighs.

It seems like the one who brags about getting free nyansh at a club is the poorest. They justified it by saying I don't pay for nyansh. No, your broke arse can't afford it.

switdick:
@mrs eve u talk about my name, priceless, i laugh but not in shock cos i am not surprise at your numerous indescretions again, well i dnt knw u but u ve given me enuf reason not to,since u r a Man Hater and u ve a husband is he also not romantic?u heared some1 of same gender as u here say otherwise,and u still insist on your superficial prattling about romance in nigeria, i rest my case!

Getting a little emotional are we? I am a man hater because I agree with what some of the posters said about YOUR kind being unromantic? Okay. IF it make you feel any better. I will take one for the team!

Just like a Nigerian man to think everything is about money.  Oooh lawd!

Hmm, there are NON-NIGERIAN girls on this site as well and we AGREE WITH THEM.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=121525.msg7439116#msg7439116 date=1293795598]
Who told you we don't like romance? Keep in mind, we're talking about a culture where people are taught to suppress themselves sexually .[/quote]I don't know why.

switdick:
Or anyhow you choose to see it if you can come up with such conclusion,then so i can for the opposite gender abi how do you see it?

This is coming from a person name SWITDICK  [size=33pt]Priceless![/size]

If you caught your man/woman while in relationship doing these:

1. Getting an erection/excited after seeing an attractive man/female
2. looking through your emails and mail
3. flirting with another male or female
4. donating money to a person in need
5. in the club dancing with other person in a sexual manner
6. being mean to your parents
7. kicking a dog or an innocent animal
8. steal from you
9. at the abortion clinic talking to a consultant
10. plotting your death with a hired gunman

You can add your own line if you like. What would you do or how would you react if these following happen?

Nigerian men sucks when it come to romance. They assumed a tap and a kiss is romantic with their boring and mundane arses!

(looks at mygoldie with a strange look, a diet?) Hmmph.

(steals some of Mygoldie's popcorn and offered her some Pepsi)

Shaking my head. You call that nyansh?

gentlem80:
@Mrs Eve

you dey crazy, watch this space get a life!!!

Find your OWN PUSSY and stay out of mine. Pervert!

johnterry1:
1. Most women shld find a way 2 smell their punanie themselves to see d kind of punishment we go thru when we bang them.Nairaland babes are nt excluded
2. naija babes shld realise dat if they want to spread their legs to everyone,one day someone wil reveal d truth to their fiances.
3. Naija babes shld realise dat d more they open their legs,the wider their puna?nies.
4. Naija babes do nt have d head to identify gud guys.they date bad Guys and say poo afterwards abt every guy.
5. D women in nl shld consider all these cos they would get married to us someday.

(spits tea on computer screen) Suga, you need to FIND OUT WHY YOU OR THEM ATTRACTING FUNKY PUNNY WOMEN. Hmmm.

(laughing at NO REPLIES) Oh, my goodness! I know some of you sisters know you want some that white/pink meat!

They are that way because they are animals.

Oh, by the way Mr brownjay,

I am not an expert in the whole WHOREOLOGY and I am wifey. I do know whores are increasing and pimps decreasing. I wonder why.

MRbrownJAY:
pls Mrs Eve we are all here to learn, can you enlighten us men, by telling us what would be the point of someone dancing like a who.re if she aint one. what is the aim?! are you saying that she aint too "bright" and that this is the only way she can attract men?!

by the way, ladies out there should know that men will gladly fukc a LovePeddler (in a heart beat) and not feel guilty about it ONE BIT, on the other hand, women get all worked up when treated like one. NEWSFLASH: a who.re cannot be treated like a wifey. . . . . . . . . . none never!!!!!
as i said earlier, women should know their positions!

Mr Brownjay,

I would be more than happy to enlighten the male species. As much as I want to control the images of women however, as you politely stated that THOSE WOMEN aren't too bright and I agree with you. Children are great imitators and we assumed that they are too "intelligent" for their age. However, for a person who is mentally challenged with childlike symptoms imitates the actions, dictions, and thoughts of society around them. It could be those women who dances like whores are mentally challenged and imitating a LovePeddler.

Now again, a woman dancing like a LovePeddler doesn't mean she is a LovePeddler. If she is taking off her clothes and sliding down the poles doesn't mean you have to consort with her. You mentioned that men will Bleep a LovePeddler in a hot second. The bird of the same flock would do that. A real LovePeddler wouldn't be offended if you treating her/him like one because whores are for everybody who willing to pay.

According to the love-vendor R US, smart whores know to get paid BEFORE RENDERING SERVICES and if the chick you bleeped was offended that you treated her like a LovePeddler then she wasn't a LovePeddler. She was an easy and free Bleep. In the player's book that was a novice challenge.

[quote author=%Mr Cork link=topic=576171.msg7434546#msg7434546 date=1293723786]
and here COMES Mrs Story teller _ AKA Mrs Eve!! [/quote]Is your car due back today at 5pm? I know you will miss that ride with alloy wheels!