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The problem with MOST MEN is that they do not know when to stop. If a man want something he is going to pursue until he either get it or he is put in jail. Believe I know!

They will not accept no as an answer and will do whatever they have to do to get that "prize". I have stated many time in various threads. Men are like hunting dogs they will hunt until they do not need to hunt anymore.

It clear the poster want this meat and have to taste it. Good luck chasing!

Hmm. Girl, I see enough of them suckers with my husband. If I see one more movie with an ashy Nigerian man with neon colored shirt and socks with flip flops I am going to scream!

What with yall and bright colors? Some of the movies I seen are interesting. I am like ooookay. I think I need to offer my expertise to Nollywood. Where do I submit an application at?

What you want me to advertise? My nyansh? My good looks? or my Kondo cutting services?

No. Why? (looking at you strangely)

What's pmsl?

Happy New Years, Mygoldie!  How you be sis?


Are there any cure for blue balls? 

Vicjustice:
You know, in Islam, anyone born into a Muslim family is considered a Muslim. So, when you talk about Muslim, what do you really mean, are you talking about a person born in into a Muslim family or you meant a devoted Muslim?
  I could marry a person born into a Muslim family, but to be honest, i won't even date a devout Muslim how much more to make a family with such (see photo below). Besides, the family of such devout Muslim would not allow their daughter to marry a "Kafir" or infidel.

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You think you slick. I see you over there promoting your website on the slide.

Mr brownjay,

Naomi Campbell is suffering from alopecia. That is not a weave damage. It genetic and she need to get better hair treatments or go bald.

Pregnant women get stretch marks and I am sure your mother has them. Just tell her to lift her love handles to the side and you shall see them. I will be getting them soon and I don't give a damn. If my husband complain about them stretch marks of mine THAT HE CAUSED he gon be one Hot mofo!

If you want to marry someone of another faith then you should do so knowing that there will be complications and if children are involved then such plan need to be drafted BEFORE THE EXISTENCE of children. It is not fair for children to be subject to confusion nor instability. I am not saying those of interfaith marriages doesn't work out. It can work out if both are determined to make it work. If you don't mind putting in extra work to hash out the complications then by all means do you.

It much easier to marry someone that is equally yoked to you in all AREAS. Then again that just MY OPINION.

(looking innocent)

It should be funny because you asked me that. Nassy mofo you.

Dyt,

I may be the only one but I love receiving those scamming letters because I antagonize the hell out of the scammers.

When I receive the letters, I respond back I need money too, can you marry me so I can get an African green card or residence card, I need somewhere to live can I live with you, and all kind of things. I do not get any response back from them.

One time, I received a letter from a guy who dying of cancer or something. I told him can I meet him so I can give him a gift basket and recite a prayer. He didn't respond back and I sent him a letter saying I guess you died huh?

[quote author=Bankole_O link=topic=577927.msg7449322#msg7449322 date=1293991137]just mind your own business ahh! Are you his girlfriend? afterall his girlfriend knows the type of man he is before she accepted him so she knows what she is in for shikena  [/quote]Excuse me? First of all, the conduct was done IN MY FACE. It will be HIGHLY DIFFICULT to mind my business when the shit was done in my presence and the man is dating my good friend. If she knew what kind of man she was dealing with why would she be shocked and sad? That do not sound like someone who knew from jump what kind of dog she is dating.

What are you doing posting my picture? You know that against the RULES?!!!!

Happy New Years Gangsta and L Reed!

I received letters daily from Nigerian men and women, but I don't classify all Nigerian men and women to be scammers.

I received a letter from this man name Omo Abi and he supposed to be a General from the military.  The late father passed and left him some money.  He need help opening a bank account with $30, 000 USD as a fresh start.  

Now, I am very critical and logical in my forms of thinking abilities.  If someone who supposedly received an inheritance from a late father or mother.  Why do I need to open a bank account with any amount of money in it?  Most bank accounts can be open with $10 dollars and then you deposit your money into the account.  

I actually send the guy a letter back saying send me $30,000 USD and I will open the account for you.  I haven't heard anything from him.  It was fun picking on him and antagonizing him. I even sent him a picture of Precious saying would you be my husband.  I sent him a letter telling him how much I lust him and want to meet him in France.  Of course, I haven't heard from him.  

On the serious note, many women especially those of European and Asian descendent fallen prey to the scamming.  There were a few black women who fell victim to the scamming and lost their house, car, and even jobs because of the scamming.  It interesting how people can fall prey to such easy scamming.  I guess common sense isn't common for everyone huh?

Do you like it in the bootyhole? Why would I want someone's kondo in hole where the shit comes out of?
If I can just place a cup on that nyansh, can I marry you? So, if I didn't have nyansh I am not marriage material?  What the Bleep?
You sure you are not mixed with African and Arab?  People ask me all the time am I mixed with African and Arab genes.  Sighs.  They never seen a black woman with curly hair?  Argggh!
You too damn intelligent to be a black woman What the Bleep?  Why do they assumed black women aren't intelligent?  Black women are holding highest positions in corporate world than any other race of women plus men.  Black women are the highest graduates of Undergraduate level and Postgraduate level.

So you judging all Nigerian women based on one letter? Interesting!

I thought the subject said why do women complain about men leaving after knowing about them. I assumed the woman share something to a man that he couldn't deal with and he left. Now, I see it totally different scenario! Fraud!

The issue I have is the comment that he made toward the girl.  The girl is no more than 18 or 19 years old.  This guy is in his damn 40's!  My friend is very attractive and very much in shape.  I do not see anything else he could want in a woman.  However, the fact that he said that if he was not in a relationship he would definitely take that. 

For those who doesn't know the phrase "take that" means to bleep.  I am not saying that he shouldn't give the girl a compliment. MEN ARE VERY VISUAL and any sign of mammalias and nyansh you men go gaga.  I expect men to be dogs when it come to that.   However, he is in a relationship talking to a woman in such sexual manner.  I told him to apologize to the girl and his woman because that was disrespectful and he should know better being an old man. 

It doesn't matter what she had on or what she do.  He is not to jeopardize his relationship for a piece of nyansh.  My husband may as very well thinking about fucking Rhianna or Ciara, but he is not saying that in my face. We all have thought about doing something with a celebrity or a cute coworker but SOME OF US HAVE class enough to not act on it especially when we are in a serious relationship.

My friend know about the situation and feel bad.  I also feel bad for her because no woman should hear from her man that he would "take that" from another woman.

For all those girls that are single, TRUSS ME you will be Furry Az's Yearly Chick by 2019.

I have a serious question for you men/boys. I am asking you out of sincerely because I want to understand this dilemma. I may be tripping and making a big deal out of nothing. But work with me on this one.

Family and friends got together yesterday and we are enjoying ourselves. Most of the people that were gathered were married or engaged. Now my friend's boyfriend made a coy remark to a woman about how she is revealing and if he wasn't with a woman. He would definitely take her. Now here the question, this guy is in a serious relationship with my friend and made a comment to another woman sexually o inappropriately.

Do you men/boys think He was wrong or he was just being a "man"? I told him that he was wrong and should apologize to the girl and his girlfriend. He said he did nothing wrong.

Ladies, what do you think about this?

Speaking of fish! I remembered going to the market and this guy was trying to sell fish to my family in Nigeria. This fish eyes were bulging and I swear it followed me everywhere I went. It smell so bad and maybe Johnny associated women's punnies with the fish.

You know in psychology they teaches you about Pavlov Theory with the dog and the bell. Every time the bell rang the dogs slobbered and ran to the man because they knew the bell equated with treat or meal. Maybe Johnny is the dog and the fish is the punny. When a woman that smell like the fish he reports for dinner.

Nuffin. (looking scared)

Married and waiting on Dsense.

Damn! ^^^^^

Just like a typical NIgerian male. Sighs.

I got a husband and a mister? I am good! (pops collar)

DYt,


I am trying to make him my second husband but he getting to be too reckless for me.

How should we calm the dogsmen down?

I do not want to be unequally yoked with my husband.  We both of the same faith and it dandy.  You can expose your children to whatever faith you think that they should be exposed to when the sunset it is there decision of what faith they would practice.

You don't need money just show your kondo according to Mr brownjay there are dumb whores on Nairaland.