₦airaland Forum

No, I can't marry a muslim that if I was still single.

jay bee:
I heard sex when being angry is the shitzo so give it a try.

Just like a typical Nigerian male. You boys always think sex and money is THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING. You guys make my head swell. (spits)

johnterry1:
Thank god mrdarkgal was describing mr eve.lol.why would he wear shades at night?maybe he doesnt like to c your ugly face.

If that was the case Johnny, why would he wear it outside of the house instead of inside the house? Seriously where do yall get these boys from?

Thank you for the lovely compliment suga.

johnterry1:
Its a pity dat some people think dat its only dirty girls dat have smellg punny.even very fine clean girls have smellg punnies.especially yoruba girls.mrs eve,mrdarkgal,and inked nerd,am sure ya all smell like fish down there.lol

Okay, let me see here. Mrs. Eve is African American, Inkie is Igbo, and Ms. Dark is Jamaican. Who is Yoruba?

Hmm, Johnny. Let me see how I can say this delicately because I am trying to opt for being nicer this year. (thinking hard) (If a girl smell like fish or whatever down "there", she is not CLEAN!

This bullshit.

Mz Dark!

I swear you talking about my husband. He loooove his shades! I hid them mofo one time because he wore them outside and the stars were shining! I am like baby it dark and no sun out. He say his glasses is fly.

It something about men and shades! I seen a white guy with some shades on and white cream on his nose. It was cold! I am like what sup with these shades? No matter how much I plead him about wearing shades when it is not necessary the more he wears them so I leave it alone.

I am grateful he is not wearing no sombero and clogs!!


Oh! Here an advice to you men/boys,

Stop assuming that women wants to take your position as men just because they chose to speak out and perform how they see fit. Just because a woman is vocal doesn't mean she trying to wear the pants.

The men look ugly when they cry. They always looking like they need to take a good shit.

That just like saying who stink worse white chicks or black chicks? Yall so fucking incredible it depressing.

oooh Mz Dark!! You had to go there! (giving you props on the slide) Bad girl!

Okay,

I am ready for another husband! I think China allowing multiple husbands but I prefer DARK MEAT! So what a chick to do?

(coughing liar coughing)

johnterry1:
@Mrs.eve,
So u are married and still find it okay to insult the men here (nairaland).henceforth,if u insult any guy on nl,that insult wil be directed to him.if d nl guys annoy u so much,then dont come here rather spend your time wit your "perfect husband".besides,u need be reminded dat u are not d only married woman here

I see we getting emotional huh?  Well, Johnny SOME OF US HAVE JOBS and can't always stay at home all day doing nothing.  One of the perks of having a white collar job (we can get on computer and joyride).  

The husband appreciates you caring but we got this and if the "insults" doesn't pertain to you then you do not have to respond.  Just a suggestion.  

By the way where on this THREAD I posted "I am the only married woman"? Not everybody can be perfect.  

Happy New Years to you too suga!

What I need to do because I want five husbands.

snthesis:
I cried ystday












Onions always make me cry

Tell the truth, you had a good nut last night didn't ya? What her stage name?

Why not? I am thinking about marrying me another husband myself! I have to find a country that allows that! I am still searching!

EBK2:
@ Mrs Eve,
no offence if u are not fat

I am not offended because I am not Nigerian nor fat. Self reflection is a bitch huh? Here a diet coke!

Ah ha!  Okay!  There are thousands of women wrappers on this site.  It interesting they fight women and won't fight men.  I have noticed that.  They would hey brother and what cracking brother.  But the woman say something, OH Bleep YOU BITCH!  

That interesting.  I wonder how they lived amongst their mothers.

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=576449.msg7439748#msg7439748 date=1293803416]2 fat chickens ''Eve and Mygoldie'' talking bout diet [/quote]Mygoldie, why do Dsense think because he only attracts fat chicks that all chicks are fat? I am sorry Dsense not all Nigerian men date/marry fat white chicks suga.

The seamstress doesn't need TONS of fabric to make my clothes. Sorry to spoil your dream suga.

ATTENTION MEN/BOYS

If I catch ONE MORE MALE COUNTERPART digging in his arse and sniffing his fingers ONE MORE TIME. I am going to personally kick his arse. Do not grab your nuts in public and sniff your fingers. If a woman see that and STILL APPROACH you send her directly to me so I can kick her arse too.

Mz Jamo!!!

Girl!!! I see African men especially wearing some bleeped up fashion in USA. This one african dude had on some wool socks wearing sandals, velvet pants, spandex shirt, and a trucker hat on. He thought he was fiooooone! I am like this nigga look like he work on Las Vega Sunset BLVD, you know them niggas in those neon bright clothing talking about "Free Parking over here". Girl! I am so glad my husband is Americanized when it come to fashion cos Lawd Jesus!

I can't be strolling down the street and my baby looking like he just came home from the circus.

Lawd! Would somebody please tell me what a woman wrapper is?

I hear ya! I wish men can get pregnant and have periods. OOoh, I am wishing it happen in this lifetime.

Excuses! Excuses!  

Oooh men make me sick sometimes!  If you have a problem with a woman  expressing herself regardless if you like it or not then talk with her.  Do not get all in a bitch mode and ready to fight her.  You men make me sick.  (spits)

You men always want to blame women for WHAT YOU LACK.  If you are not romantic, you are not romantic.  IF you want to please your woman and think you have a good woman TALK TO HER and ask her what she wants/think/feel.  You will be surprise when you actually communicate.  I swear some men just marry for the sake of being married.  These mofos making my head swell.

Oh my! I see some daggers being drawn!

I don't know too many Nigerian men buying flowers over HERE. They assumed that paying bills are gift enough and romantic enough.

I blame the JONES,

My husband and I have a job so during lunch breaks and piss breaks we call each other. When we are at home, we exchange I am thinking of you note and how was your day note. It a way to spice up the relationship.

I guess married couples don't count huh? Bite me.

He just don't know Mygoldie,

Let me move out the way,

You go looking for some shit, you bound to find it.

Exactly.

Some women can make their own money and make more than a man make collectively. There are some women that will support a poor man however, she will not be complaining about a blackberry nor a weave either.

There are two type of women: A dumb one and one with common sense