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IT was a pathetic sight yesterday at Eleyele in Ibadan North West Local Government area of Ibadan when an articulated lorry crushed about five persons.
One young lady was crushed beyond recognition while four other persons sustained serious injuries. The accident happened around 12:25pm some metres away from Eleyele roundabout.
The truck which was marked XA 178 BDG loaded more than one hundred bags of cement and was coming from Dugbe end before the accident happened.
When the driver, who looked like a 23 year old man could not control the truck, it ran into an 18-seater commercial bus, some motorcyclists and other passersby.
After crushing the victims, it headed to another story building by the road side. But the locked iron gate of the house prevented it from going inside the building.
The remains of the young lady whose passports and other personal effects scattered on the road were left as people who could not withstand the gory sight ran helter skelter.
After a distress call to the Oyo State Mobile ambulance, it came and took the injured ones to the hospital. Though, the two drivers tried to escape, the people in the area chased and got them arrested.
In a related development, another truck that loaded scores of bags of cement also ran into a Church, Save and Serve, Eleyele just some close distance to the spot of the other accident.
An eyewitness said the truck was trying to ascend a hill when its brake developed faults, turned back and broke the fence of the Church. But, there was no reported casualty.
Residents in the area complained that trucks always have accident on daily basis because they carry more than the capacity of the truck.
Policemen were at the scene controlling vehicular movements to prevent traffic snarl.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/trailer-crushes-five-persons-ibadan/

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4). Come over now, I want you!!!!
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6). You have been admitted into university
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7). Did you here that monday is now a
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. I have a crush on you
9). I am pregnant n its urz.....
10). Congratulation,your wife just gave
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11). Others specify??

Three men rushed their wives to hospital for delivery, shortly a nurse came out and asked “who is Femi dt works wt 3 crowns? Femi answerd, nd d nurse replied “congrats, ur wife gave birth to 3 babies”. Sheentered, came out and asked who is Bayo that works with 7up? Bayo answered and the nurse replied “Congratz your wife delivered 7 babies” before the nurse could go back to the labour room, the 3rd man Akpos ran away because he works with 3'3 Export beers.

A girl invited her boyfriend
(Akpos) over for dinner in her
house so he could meet her
parents. While they were eating, it
started raining heavily, so the
girl's mother said;"Akpos, i think
you
should sleep over here because
the rain shows no sign of
stopping anytime soon"
After eating, the mom went to the
toilet and the father went to sleep
while the girl went to
the kitchen to clean the plates.
When the girl and her mother
returned to the sitting room,
Akpos was not there, they
checked all over the house and
did not find him. As they were
wondering what happened to
him, he walked
back into the house, wet and
soaked with a plastic bag.
Girl's mother: Where were you
and why are you so wet?
Akpos: I went home to get my
pyjamas.

One day,a sailor was travling with a lecturer and the following conversation ensued:
LECTURER: Sailor do you know Ecology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: What about Zoology?
SAILOR: No
LECTURER: what of Biology?
SAILOR: I don't know.
LECTURER: (irritated)Whaton Earth do you know this man your going to die in ignorance.
Two hours later the boat started to sink and the lecturer got scared then the sailor asked do you know
swimminology?
LECTURER: No
SAILOR: What about Escapology from the Riverolog?
LECTURER: No
SAILOR: Today, the Crocodiology is going to consume your Headology beacause of your bad Mouthology.

My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year
and so we decided to get
married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective 21 year
old sister-in-law, always wore
very tight miniskirts, and often
times was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she
was near me,and I always got more
than a nice view. One day
her little sister called and asked
me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived,and she
whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted me just
once b4 I get married and
commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word. She said,
I'm going upstairs to my room,
and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me. I
was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go upstairs. I
stood there for a
moment, then turned and
headed straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my
car. Behold, my future family were
standing outside, all
clapping!. With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said "We are very
happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter
Welcome to the family!".({}) I
smiled and heaved a sigh of
relief because I was actually
heading to my car to get my
condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O!

Let get it started!!!



A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing
by the roadside.
The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.”
His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.”
The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes,
they sleep with men for money.”
The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?”
His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!”
After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?.”
She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers.

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Ask PEJ!

No skill

Leather face

Sweet lips

This is simple. Just think of another name for the person above you.
Since no one is above me,I would name the moderator, PLAYBOY...


So... what would you re-name me?

larride: I'm happy for you ooo. But seriously you know you can confide in me, do you truly ra.pe that 12yrs old girl?

Honestly,it was Bin but I'm so happy he has been caught,he even confessed rap.ing the girl
*pulls him closer and whispers into his ear;
BIN confessed that he went through the girl up to 20 times*

Hullo all NL BUBBLEBRAINS,2014 is approaching,I'm back to give you hilarious jokes,all you need to do is sit down and stay tuned.

llbhuds: honestly... you need serious help.

Is it a must for you to reply



Thanks to everyone who has replied me one way or the other,your advice would surely help me

bin gbagbo: where be all the housemates seFff

I'm with Beverly

larride: Mr. T, longest tym, where u just released from prison after that your molestation case?

Honestly, I never knew that Nigerian Prisons were tough,but anyway I was released after they found out that I was innocent.

I was late;anyway Bin what is the topic of this thread

Is there any difference between
>a prostitute who sleeps with guys for money
and
>a girl who sleeps with a guy she's not yet married to?
You sleep with Tunde, after 2 months you break up
and then to Ayo.
You slept with Olu
and moved onto Femi.
You did the same to Wale,
and now Niyi is wooing you; there is a probability you will sleep with him too.
Now tell us, apart from the fact that prostitutes stand on the streets..
What is the difference between prostitution and sex before marriage?
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Dr.Goodluck Ebele Jonathan! This household name is associated with power,politics,influence,manipulation and ambition.
The president's name reminds me to ponder deeply at the art of governance and the science of politics via-a-vis the deployment of political terminologies such as moral justification, diffusion of responsibility, attribution of blame, etc.
When it comes to leadership functions,assessment and effects on the followership, I recall W. Gardener's philosophy that,"A prime function of a leader is to keep hope alive".
Contextually,is the president granting life to our hope or killing it? The prevailing crisis in the PDP is just a symptom of political manipulation. To set the ball rolling, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur was maneuvered to become the party's national chairman.
Jonathan's option for Tukur is to frustrate Atiku's presidential ambition in 2015. However, it appears Jonathan's celebrated good luck is gradually turning into a serious bad luck. There is a philosophical saying that the difference between a leader and a boss is that a boss says "go"while a leader says "let's go".
Tukur is acting more like a boss. He is not only saying "go" to the major stakeholders of the PDP but also seems to be saying "go and I will deal with you". The excesses of Tukur seem to have no boundaries. But Hon. Aminu Tambuwal hits the nail on its head by proclaiming that without seven governors,the PDP cannot carry the day in 2015.
What is obvious in the leadership idiosyncracy of Tukur is that he does not think in terms of the PDP's interest but thinks in terms of the president's interest. Ironically,both Tukur and Jonathan find it difficult to believe that a tree does not make a forest.
Despite the incumbency factor, other factors account for translating Jonathan's rosy dream into a reality. One of these factors is the strength of state governors. Many of them contributed to his success in the last general elections.
Now the question is, will Jonathan abandon the seven aggrieved governors and lose millions of votes or will he continue to claim his luck on the 'bossy"temperament of Tukur?
A Welsh proverb has it that,"He that would be a leader must also be a bridge". Apparently, the leadership in Aso Rock is losing contact with this philosophical assertion. While Tukur fights like a wounded lion to actualise Jonathan's dream, the latter is aggravating the problem of his re-election adventure.
For instance,what kind of political formula informed the sacking of nine ministers who were nominated by the aggrieved governors? Were they serving the governors or the nation? Has the sacking smoothed his way or hardened it?
The president is appearing like a lonely long distance runner enjoying the support and sympathy of Tukur only. Based on a comparative analysis, instead of innovating his way to power elongation the president is bedeviled with administering crisis.
Instead of developing the right channel,he is maintaining the wrong approach. Where he is supposed to be an agent of inspiration, he is troubled by controlling. Where he is expected to have a long term view,he is confused with short term views.
Instead of keeping faith with the questions what and when, he is concerned with how and why. Of course,doing the right things should be the paramount principle of the president. But when he thinks doing things right in relation to the perpetuation of power in 2015 and in the wake of his low level performance, that is where the trouble lies.

No
I have driven a trailer before;
Have you ever done that?

smartchoice: WAY TO GO OFF THE WORLD MAP. . .what's the distress about that's taking you to that land...?

I want to do some business there,any idea to help me process it?

Hi, I'm travelling to Myanmar before December,Can I obtain a visa on arrival at the airport or do I need to get one in advance of going? If it's the latter, what's the best and cheapest way to do this please?
And does anyone know how much the visa costs?
Thanks a million!

Guess what rank our Nigeria may get among all countries in the world on as the subject of The Happiest (and Saddest) Countries.
Well below is The United Nations General Assembly's second World Happiness Report.
Countries are ranked based on several measures of well-being and analyzes the factors that contribute to that well-being. Here are the country rankings, based on a scale of 0 to 10, with 10 being the most satisfied with life. The scores are an average of results Between 2010 and 2012.



Nigeria ranked 82 above Ghana, South Africa even China:
1. Denmark (7.693)
2. Norway (7.655)
3. Switzerland (7.650)
4. Netherlands (7.512)
5. Sweden (7.480)
6. Canada (7.477)
7. Finland (7.389)
8. Austria (7.369)
9. Iceland (7.355)
10. Australia (7.350)
11. Israel (7.301)
12. Costa Rica (7.257)
13. New Zealand (7.221)
14. United Arab Emirates (7.144)
15. Panama (7.143)
16. Mexico (7.088)
17. United States (7.082)
18. Ireland (7.076)
19. Luxembourg (7.054)
20. Venezuela (7.039)
21. Belgium (6.967)
22. United Kingdom (6.883)
23. Oman (6.853)
24. Brazil (6.849)
25. France (6.764)
26. Germany (6.672)
27. Qatar (6.666)
28. Chile (6.587)
29. Argentina (6.562)
30. Singapore (6.546)
31. Trinidad and Tobago (6.519)
32. Kuwait (6.515)
33. Saudi Arabia (6.480)
34. Cyprus (6.466)
35. Colombia (6.416)
36. Thailand (6.371)
37. Uruguay (6.355)
38. Spain (6.322)
39. Czech Republic (6.290)
40. Suriname (6.269)
41. South Korea (6.267)
42. Taiwan (6.221)
43. Japan (6.064)
44. Slovenia (6.060)
45. Italy (6.021)
46. Slovakia (5.969)
47. Guatemala (5.965)
Malta (5.964)

49 Ecuador (5.865
50. Bolivia (5.857)

51. Poland (5.822)

52. El Salvador (5.809)
53. Moldova (5.791)
54. Paraguay (5.779)
55. Peru (5.776)

56. Malaysia (5.760)
57. Kazakhstan (5.671)
58. Croatia (5.661)
59. Turkmenistan (5.628)
60. Uzbekistan (5.623)
61. Angola (5.589)

62. Albania (5.550)
63. Vietnam (5.533)

64. Hong Kong (5.523)

65. Nicaragua (5.507)

66. Belarus (5.504)

67. Mauritius (5.477)

68. Russia (5.464)

69. North Cyprus (5.463)

70. Greece (5.435)

71. Lithuania (5.426)

72. Estonia (5.426)

73. Algeria (5.422)

74. Jordan (5.414)

75. Jamaica (5.374)

76. Indonesia (5.348)

77. Turkey (5.345)

78. Libya (5.340)

79. Bahrain (5.312)

80. Montenegro (5.299)

81. Pakistan (5.292)

82. Nigeria (5.248)

83. Kosovo (5.222)

84. Honduras (5.142)

85. Portugal (5.101)

86. Ghana (5.091)

87. Ukraine (5.057)

88. Latvia (5.046)

89. Kyrgyzstan (5.042)

90. Romania (5.033)

91. Zambia (5.006)

92. Philippines (4.985)

93. China (4.978)

94. Mozambique (4.971)

95. Dominican Republic (4.963)
96. South Africa (4.963)

97. Lebanon (4.931)

98. Lesotho (4.898)

99. Morocco (4.885)

00. Swaziland (4.867)

101. Somaliland region (4.847)
102. Mongolia (4.834)

103. Zimbabwe (4.827)

104. Tunisia (4.826)
105. Iraq (4.817)
106. Serbia (4.813)
107. Bosnia and Herzegovina (4.813)
108. ladesh (4.804)
109. Laos (4.787)
110. Hungary (4.775)
111. India (4.772)
112. Mauritania (4.758)
113. Palestinian Territories (4.700)
114. Djibouti (4.690)
115. Iran (4.643)
116. Azerbaijan (4.604)
117. Congo (Kinshasa) (4.578)
118. Macedonia (4.574)
119. Ethiopia (4.561)
120. Uganda (4.443)
121. Myanmar (4.439)
122. Cameroon (4.420)
123. Kenya (4.403)
124. Sudan (4.401)
125. Tajikistan (4.380)
126. Haiti (4.341)
127. Sierra Leone (4.318)
128. Armenia (4.316)
129. Congo (Brazzaville) (4.297)
130. Egypt (4.273)
131. Burkina Faso (4.259)
132. Mali (4.247)
133. Liberia (4.196)
134. Georgia (4.187)
135. Nepal (4.156)
136. Niger (4.152)
137. Sri Lanka (4.151)
138. Gabon (4.114)
139. Malawi (4.113)
140. Cambodia (4.067)
141. Chad (4.056)
142. Yemen (4.054)
143. Afghanistan (4.040)
144. Bulgaria (3.981)
145. Botswana (3.970)
146. Madagascar (3.966)
147. Senegal (3.959)
148. Syria (3.892)
149. Comoros (3.851)
150. Guinea (3.847)
151. Tanzania (3.770)
152. Rwand2a4 (3.715)
153. Burundi (3.706)
154. Central African Republic (3.623)
155. Benin (3.528)
156. Togo (2.936)
http://m.livescience.com/39489-the-happiest-countries.html

Serendipity**
City of Angels****
Bridge to Terabithia***
Armageddon***
Love and Basketball****
Brown Sugar***

TITANIC***
But for me,I think TITANIC is still the only movie that I have watched that could still make me cry now and maybe forever*winks*
I know most of you have watched some movies that shook ur emotions,if you gat any,you are free to post yours.
THANKS.

Lets know the name of the girl

kagari: But 190 dey try sha, but i feel he is gay

Gay ,na you talk am oh.

DONFAITH: yeeh! Massaging your 18yrs old daughter. Be sincere, where were u massaging, the chest or the back side?

Would you be kind enough to answer this question