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*walks out of the thread angrily*

1.If every morning after waking up,ur folks give you a hug and a kiss b/4 sendingyou off 2 school,u re Ajebota.But if u get a slap for nt kneeling down or prostrating properly,you re definitely an Ajepaki.
2.If as a young girl,b/4u even dare step outside ur house,u puton a pair of jeans and a matching top with a pair of sneakers,you qualify to be called an Ajebota.But if u repeatedly and nonchalantly simply tie a wrapper around ur chest in d morning,slip into a pair of bathroomslippers,with 'pako'(chewing stick)in one corner of ur mouthand head to Mama Sule's store 2 buy three cubes of Maggi and onion,your pakiness is of a high level.
3.If ur folks,through anexclusive country club,introduced u 2 a variety of sports like cricket,polo,lawn tennis,swimming,taekwondo,hockey etc,you can beclassified as Ajebota.But if cars repeatedly avoid hitting you while playing either 'ten-ten','sunway' or 'set',bare-footed on d streets,u re a serious Ajepaki
4.If ur clothes re bought abroad n u always wear d 'latest brand name(e.g.Puma,Nike,Adidas n maybe Fubu)thatmakes everybody wonder...u might b an Ajebota.But if u specialise in 'Boskona' pricing and u re knownby d majority of d 'Nna'boys located in strategic spots within Dugbe,Balogun,Mushin etc.,u must b strongly ''En Pakkiated''.
5.If u are driven 2 skulin d morning and picked up by a driver after school...u might qualify as an Ajebota.But if u hold the world record 4 boarding a moving popular Lagos ''MOLUE''through any opening:doors,windowsetc,u re a PAKI ORIGINAL.
6.If u re familiar and current with the latest things in vogue,you qualify as an Ajebota.But,if d very first time u saw a pair of NIKE trainers u wondered why d bearer had 2 paint sumYoruba girl's name on it,old boy...PAKI-ism has scattered ur head!!!

tony ayo: Seriously man, is this a joke?

Ask PEJ!!!

onuwaje: Thanks!!.... I think I'm beginning to have a crush on u my number one reason is because u like football

BARAWO!

The day I will never 4get in my life-Computer Game.It isjust anoda saturday evening.I am here in my room,playing mortalcombat 4 d tenth time on my five-Year Old IBM Compatable computer in advail fact,I'm nt concentrating on d game.My mind is searching 4 sumtin existing 2 do.Man,I am so bored.
The buzzing of my computer brings me back 2 reality.It's screen has bcum lazy.I give it a few pats to free it 4rm its pandemonium.The screen finally came back in place and... hello,what is this? ACCESS GRANTED? And what's that funny emblem?The next thingI see is AMOUNT OF CASH DESIRED:$- Hey,wait a minute.I lookclosely at sum words written under d emblemand I see - No it can't be I am dreaming YES!! YES!!, I exclaim,explanation finally unveiling its face I have sumhw got into d Swiss Bank Account with money extraction code!
I'm almost blinded by d dollar symbols in my eyes.AMOUNT OF CASH DESIRED? Twenty-five million?No,too small. Two Billion?Three?Giveme every bill in dat bank that has a value on it? O.K.Lets make it two and a half billion dollars.How!I am bleeping rich oh Saturday!Thank God 4 making such a day!
I put my shaky hands on d computer,ready 4 action when d whole house blackened out.My computer screen follows suit.After sitting there 4 what seems like eternity,I stood up in silence as I realise what has happened. NEPA has taken light,I can't remember what I did next laugh? Cry? Scream? Faint? Convulse? Whatever my reaction was,4 one thing it wasn't funny.

Chelsea all the way!

Smh OLD TALE!!!

Check:

Mr Anonymous: I don't think that's how it works.

Votes are not counted by number of votes. It's counted by number of countries where votes came from. If it were vote count, then Nigerians would always win.

My name same

The Northern States Governors Forum has congratulated the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar III, who attained 57 years of age at the weekend.
In a statement issued on Sunday in Minna by his Chief Press Secretary, Danladi Ndayebo the Chairman of theforum and Governor of Niger, Dr Babangida Aliyu, described the sultan as a bridge builder and a man of peace.
He said that the sultan’s reign had ensured progress and modernisation to the caliphateas well as the length and breadth of the nation.
“The Sultan ensured that crisis whether sectarian or otherwise, is a rare occurrence in the Caliphate and even beyond, owing to his fatherly role,” the statement said.
It stated that Sultan Sa’ad’s enviable stature as a bridge builder had helped to bring together his people irrespective of their differences, thereby advancing the course of peace, unity and positive development inall parts of the country.
The forum prayed God to grant the Sultan excellent health, courageand many moreyears of selfless service to Nigeria and humanity. (NAN)
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t74-northern-governors-extol-sultans-rare-leadership-qualities-at-57#96
http://www.informationng.com/2013/08/northern-governors-extol-sultans-rare-leadership-qualities-at-57.html

Ajibel: ^^^ u r having a bad sunday bro

Am a Season Movie Fan,Which Season Film do you think is the Most Watched in Nigeria?
Merlin
Legend Of The Seeker
Lost
Prison Break
Desperate Housewives
The Promise
Heroes
24Hours
CSI
Moonlight
Vampire Diaries
Spartacus
Game of Thrones
Jumong .
Which Do You Think Is The Most Watched















Mine is Spartacus and Game of Thrones,I can watch this films million times

Star of Jenifa, and recently divorced actress, Funke Akindele has disowned a fake facebook account which is being used by some imopstors to defraud unsuspecting individuals andfans.
Akindele made this ugly development known through her management company, Tofarati Ige of EntertainmentMedia Limited, during the week.
A statement made available to HVP reads thus: “The attention of the management ofstar actress, Funke Akindele, has been drawn to the fraudulent act by some criminals who had opened a fake Facebook account in her name to extort unsuspecting individuals andfans.”
“The criminals had used FunkeAkindele’s name to open the account and demanded for payment from unsuspecting members of thepublic to participate in movie productions and promotional campaign with offers of a wide range of prizes including Laptops, TV sets and other consumer products.”
‘’We wish to state that the actress, who has a genuine account, will not demand moneyfrom anyone to take part in her movie productions or to run her school. Bonafide students of the school pay only to the school’s account and not herpersonal account.”
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t72-funke-akindele-disowns-fake-facebook-account

After 91 days of unstoppablefun and drama, the stage is set again to crown a winner asthe grand finale of the Big Brother Africa-The Chase reality TV show holds this Sunday, in South Africa.
Two Nigeria’s representatives, Beverley andMelvin are among the five Housemates who will be contending for the USD300,000prize money.
Beverley and Melvin made it tothe final after Ethiopia’s Bimp and South Africa’s Angelo wereevicted during last Sunday’s live eviction show. Their departure leaves Beverley, Melvin, Cleo, Dillish and Elikem in contention for the USD300 000 prize. This year’s edition has been punctuated with lots of intrigues, drama and sex. Nonetheless, it hasbeen fun all the way.
*BBA finalists
Some viewers have opined that the battle is between Melvin and Cleo, while many others tipped Melvin or Beverly. However, as it stands, it could be anyone’s money.
South Africa’s Angelo becamethe 22nd housemate to be evicted, bringing an end to thefinal couple in the House – Bengelo. It has been an unpredictable season with some of the promising characters and entertaining personalities crashing out ofthe game before they could say BBA.
Meanwhile, with the intriguesthat pervade the show this year, whoever wins today will evoke no reaction. Africa seems to be rooting for Melvinor Elikem . The end will definitely justifythe means!
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t71-bba-who-wins-usd300000-prizemoney

Evestar200: eyaaa sowie o,,pele o

Thanks

Evestar200: WARRI WOLVES is the owner of the cup Enyimba just go there to complete the number

How I wish my beloved Shooting Stars were in the position to clitch the cup,so sad!

When it comes to romance, I had my fair share of heartaches, bad luck, stupid mistakes and regrets during my youth. Now that I am mature, I’m wondering whetherit is better being alone than trapped in a bad relationship with a wrong person, in other words, all or nothing at all.
I’ve been single for more thanten years, not by choice but rather due to my poor health conditions. That gives me ample opportunities to ponderon the subject. I’ve realized that being alone is not the worst thing that could ever happen to a man.
So, is being alone actually better than trapped in a bad relationship?
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t65-is-being-alone-better-than-trapped-in-a-bad-relationship-your-thoughts#87

Gabriel Amanyi is the weird singer that answers the stagename Terry G. The singer, who has a lot of streetfollowers judging from his type of music, recently spoke with TUNDE AYANDA and BOLATITO ADEBOLA on his life,music, among others
WHAT’S in your new album?
The title of the album is Book of Ginger. It has to do with theshowing of my other side, musically and personally. It talks more about my person.
How many tracks does the album have?
I have recorded 22 tracks in the album, which has pages and chapters, including contents that make it a book.
Why so many tracks in a single album?
I have always been having this problem; it usually comes when I’m compiling the tracks to make an album. I don’t do songs because I want to release an album; I record almost everyday, and when it’s time for me to release an album, I always have problem in selection and I won’t know the one to drop or pick. People around me also add to the problem because they want their favourite songs to come out in the album. It’s not as if I’m purposefully doing many tracks; it comes with demand and choice.
Why did you launch your album with the Book of Ginger Concert in Abuja?
There was no particular reason, and thank God the concert was really a successful event and I must mention the support of my adopted Area Father, Charly Boy, who joined with the street awareness for the event. The reception and the crowd were awesome, because we did a huge publicity for the event and wehad all the media houses in support. It was very memorable.
Is there going to be a Lagos version of the concert?
Book of Ginger Concert is coming to Lagos. I actually wanted to do it in Lagos but I didn’t have the opportunity. I tried to seek the permission of the brand in charge of the particular location to use for the event, but I couldn’t get the opportunity to use the venue of my choice because of the price. It was outrageous. I knew it was deliberate because I have thislook that scares people. I’m also a threat to a lot of people in the music industry because of the brand and because of the fact that, by the grace of God, we plan to change the mentality about our music. Nevertheless, my team management are currently working on the Lagos version of the concert and we are getting proposals from our clients and it’s likely it comes up in November.
What is your relationshipwith Charly Boy?
He is my father. I won’t call himmy boss. He has been very supportive even before I became Terry G. In those dayswhen I produced songs for Timaya and 2Shot, he used to fly me to his house in Abuja where I used to produce songs for him, and he has always been like a dadto me and he always advised me. So, whenever I go to Abuja, I don’t have any choicethan to see him and carry him along inanything I intend doing.
What is new about you?
So many things. Now I have a child; I’m a father. His name is Amaniyi Rex, and with him added to my life he has given me a new life. (Becoming a father) has made me to see the other side of life and it has put me in place, because when you are thinking about tomorrow, you will want to be more responsible. His birth has helped me a lot and even helped me to flow away from the odds of negativity and helped me to compose myself and think of the future.
If your son decides to do yourtype of music – withall the ‘ginger and swagger’ – will you allowit?
Of course I will! But I’m going to train him to become a footballer first.
Why footballer?
Because I was supposed to bea footballer.
What now happened to the dream?
The same opportunity that you see, it comes and goes. There are lots of talents out there but no resources. God has given us the opportunity;it’s just the platform we can’t find. Those days, some agents showed interest but there was no sponsor. So I believe with my platform and opportunity my son should be able to achievewhere I didn’t.
But what if he chooses not to be a footballer?
Then he will do music. Even ashe is growing, he will havedifferent ideas.
What would have happened if your son hadbeen a girl?
I don’t want a girl; I really want a Terry G.
Were you in the hospital whenyour wife gave birth? What was the experience?
I wasn’t in the hospital.
How did you feel the firsttime you carried him (son)?
I was scared to carry him because I’d never carried a baby in my life. Seriously. Withthe kind of image and the song I sing, my hairstyle too, children are always scared of me; so, it was interesting to me that I have a male child.
Now that someone has given birth to a child for you, is there any plan of getting married?
Marriage is coming up. When it’s time, I will let people know.But marriage is not something you can rush into just like that.
Read more:
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t64-people-always-think-im-mad-terry-g#86

I want to repair my private gyrocopter

usayab: I want to deregister my membership from Nairaland. And i don't know how to get deregistered.pls teach me if you know how it is done.
Nairaland was my best website for more than 3 year now, although, i registered on february this year.
But now due to some semtimental issue and how Headlines of the stories argue with the body of the stories. I don't like reading news on Nairaland especially on politics any longer.
Bamaga Tukur (Oga Seun) Delete Me from Nairaland the way APGA Delete okrocha 4r their party!

YOU DON VEX?

Two-time Africa ChampionsEnyimba International of Aba have qualified for the final of this year’s Federation Cup final.
The People’s Elephant, as they are popularly called by their fans, defeated last year’s finalists Lobi Stars of Makurdi 1-0 in one of the two semi final matches played on Wednesday at the Samuel Ogbemudia Stadium in Benin City, Edo State, southern Nigeria.
The encounter tagged clash oftwo former champions by pundits did not live up to pre-match expectations as both sidesfailed to score in the first half.
The match came alive in the 53rd minute when the coach Imama Amakapabo -led Enyimba scored the only goal of the match.
The solitary goal came through the Man of the Match, Ifeanyi Ede.
The home-based Super Eagles’ striker lifted the ball into an empty goal post after Lobi’s goal keeper, Atsaka Daniel had failed to parry the ball out of harm’s way.
Lobi made several attempts toequalise but Emyimba’s defenders wereresolute in their defending.
Despite the three minute added time by the centre referee, Aniete Udoh from Akwa Ibom State, the matchended 1-0 in favoure of Enyimba.
Enyimba thus qualified for the final that will hold at the Teslim Balogun Stadiumin Surulere, Lagos on 15 September.
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t61-enyimba-qualify-for-fed-cup-final#83

RINE.:
And how does this affect the on going ASUU strike?

You can ask me one more time

A dad dialled 999 because he wanted a liftin the rain – and police obliged when he threatened to complain.
Officers picked up the man andhis children from a flyover and took them to a bus stop.
He is reported to have said he would call the Police and Crime Commissioner ifthey refused.
Details of the incident in Shoreham, West Sussex, emerged after a policeman posted it on Facebook.
A police spokesman later said: “Clearly 999 is for use only in emergencies.”
Street pastor Ian Chisnall, who stood for the Sussex Police and Crime and Commissioner post won by Tory Katy Bourne, said: “It was not an emergency, butfull credit to the police.
“They helped some children and deserve a gold star.”
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t59-man-dials-999-because-he-wants-a-lift-in-rain-and-policeoblige#81

Pure water hawker

Brazilians were outraged when they learned their country was a top target of the U.S. National Security Agency's overseas spying operation, with data from billions of calls and emails swept up in Washington's top secret surveillance program.
Yet when it comes to the cloakand dagger effort of catching philandering lovers, all high-tech weapons appear to be fair game — at least to the tens of thousands of Brazilians who downloaded"Boyfriend Tracker" to their smartphones before the stealthy software was removed from the Google Play app store last week, apparently in response to complaints about privacy abuses and its potential to be used for extortion or even stalking.
"Brazilians are a jealous people, what can I say? Of course it's going to be popular," said Marcia Almeida, a 47-year-old woman in Rio whose marriage ended seven years ago in large part because of what she said washer husband's infidelity.
"It's a different type of spying," she said of comparisons to the NSA surveillance program. "You're checking up on somebody you know intimately, not some stranger."
The app, called "Rastreador de Namorados" (Portuguese for Boyfriend Tracker), promises to act like a "privatedetective in your partner's pocket."
Functions include sending the person doing the tracking updates on their partner's location and forwarding duplicates of text message traffic from the targeted phone. There is even a command that allows a user toforce the target phone to silently call their own, like a pocket dial, so they can listen in on what the person is saying.
Similar apps are marketed for smartphone users in other countries, including Europe and the U.S., but Boyfriend Tracker is the first that has made any impact in Brazil, a country still irate as it learns more about Washington's snooping. Brazil has sent a government delegation to meet with U.S. leaders about the spy program that was revealed by Edward Snowden,the former NSA contractor whohas been on the run since May and was recently grantedasylum in Russia.
Google spokeswoman Gina Johnson said by email that as a policy the company doesn't comment on why apps are removed.
Critics say even as advertised, apps like Boyfriend Tracker can violate privacy rights, and they warn that in the wrong hands they could be used for more sinister purposes, like stalking. Some in Brazil argue it breaks an anti-online harassment and hacking law inplace since April. The law is named after Brazilian actress Carolina Dieckmann, who had nude photos of herself leakedby hackers in 2012 after she refused to pay about $5,000.
However, similar apps popularon Google Play market themselves to parents as a means of monitoring how teenage children use the phone and where they are at any given moment.
Matheus Grijo, a 24-year-old Sao Paulo-based developer behind Boyfriend Tracker, says it has attracted around 50,000 users since its launch about two months ago, most since the site began attractingmedia attention two weeks ago.
Grijo insists his lawyer vettedthe app and determined it does not violate any Brazilian laws. Despite being removed by Google, it is still available via direct download from his company's website.
A disclaimer on that website stipulates the app is for"social and recreational use" and absolves the developer of responsibility for any misuse. The first line of the download instructions says a woman installing the tracker on her boyfriend's phone should do so "with his consent."
http://naijarum.forumotion.com/t58-boyfriend-tracker-app-creates-controversy#80

I like the dude.