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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:09pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
sun tzu |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by MrTurkey(m): 7:02pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
determination determines success, now that is something that make sense, battery made brains however, now that has got to be the most hilarious naijan isht i've heard in a while  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by MrTurkey(m): 6:48pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
with all the staccato of verbose that y'all can come up with, it is still benumbing that i find myself in a realistic state of self awareness, i can't have been ingested in the many varying ways and means that y'all have so elaborately canvassed over the span of this thread just as yet, but to be fair, let me help you guys belch in anticipation of the strong wave of severe constipation of the bowels which is as a result of masticating unknown turkeylike organisms through cyberspace. . . beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllchhhhhhhhh. . . (some nauseating stench emanating from the internals of someones lungs is barely perceived by the nostrils eeeuuuwwwww) uhhh, that feels good, too bad though, the endpoints of the alimentary canal that is protected by someones ischial tuberousity (that means as_) would be somewhat sore after numerous visits to the loo. . . and oh i forgot, i love the mode and manner of expression of all the dreamers in the land meeen, gots to start applying myself to it's usage soon, not a bad idea learning from a princesa now is it  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by MrTurkey(m): 10:49pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
| please accept my sincerest apologies, the spat was not meant to mortify you in any way or manner whatsoever (speaking according to you quite literarily if i might add). . . |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:43pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
princessa |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
mi'amour |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
shiny-armour |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
knight |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:40pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
transformation |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
turkey |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:38pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
kiss |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:37pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
princess |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:33pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
fairytale (romance) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Else Can Beat This English Expertise In Naija? by MrTurkey(m): 10:25pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
i must say that the topic caught me away from my reverie and i was contemplating discovering some new and unique applications of the grammatical structuring of language, but i must say i was sorely disappointed at what i have discerned is the entire basis for this outpouring if the negligible claim to reality that emanates from the menduloids of some someone. much as i appreciate the joke, but methinks that ascribing the claims to an individual is inappropriate as i believe that neither would the good pastor have said that nor would he deem that worthy to be said as the very essence of communication is to pass on some knowledge. i doubt that you can vouch for the veracity of such claims as you have made here so you actually deserve a kick in your ischial tuberousity for impugning something that is bound to lead the minds of the undiscerning ones astray. you should have just said they were your words, then you would be given the credit for actually attempting to compete with the dictionary for the formation and usage of words |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Want A Man To Be With by MrTurkey(m): 10:23pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
and hey, whats your age ore, would'nt want to be labelled a paedophile now would i? seriously though, you could do that for moi, i'm going to flip like sixteen sommersaults, at least that would be a start to a beautiful courtship don't you think?and it's turkeylicious@yahoo.com  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:16pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
ascend |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
levitate |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
ressurect |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 10:11pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
| still the same ol crazy bunch |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Want A Man To Be With by MrTurkey(m): 10:10pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
oreofemi, i won't make you cry, i won't ever hurt you because i won't hurt a fly (not that you're a fly please) , but if it's tenderness and care, i'ma going to promise that i'ma going to be there. i ain't playing, check my rhymes for some confirming. i might be a turkey, but please for you i'll be anything but first of all lucky. distance notwithstanding our feelings should would be transcending, to the heights of infinite bliss. tra la la la is the song in my heart as i compose these words to ya. . .let me know whatzup because this is real and p.s. u da isht girl, i'm just a fly looking for some. . .  and all y'all don't go kicking my ischial tuberousity for expressing the innermost depths of my feelings okay |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by MrTurkey(m): 11:38am On Jun 06, 2008 |
princessa, wish i got some toes, woulda offered them to you to step on freely |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 11:34am On Jun 06, 2008 |
she looks like how i used to look like in my former life. . . a turkey |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 11:46am On May 28, 2008 |
i love princessa, i hope u don't do christmas too |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 11:45am On May 28, 2008 |
all christmasses and associated celebrations shall be swept off by tsunamis and hurricanes and cyclones and earthquakes,and all those that attempt to or attempt to attempt to apply the fleshy parts (or even bony parts shall be swept along with it) |
| Romance › Re: The Dilemma Of The Single Woman by MrTurkey(m): 9:21pm On May 05, 2008 |
this has to be the fastest growing thread on the land till date, wow |
| Romance › Re: The Dilemma Of The Single Woman by MrTurkey(m): 12:54am On May 05, 2008 |
(in a soft and tender tone)  i don't mean to be rude, but i really need an independent minded female of the turkey specie for a relationship that should last a lifetime. i thought i could live my life alone (sob) but i finally realised (sob) that i need a companion, someone to hold when the nights get cold (sob) someone to say "honey i'm home" to at the close of work everyday, someone who i could be real to and would answer my name (sob), someone that i could make mistakes with and laugh with after making amendments (sob) i neeed her badlyyy, i can't lie to myself no more that i'd be ok on my own, can't deceive my emotions and swim against chemistry's currents (sob) anyone feel me. . .? |
| Sports › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea: Who? by MrTurkey(m): 11:29pm On May 04, 2008 |
now y'all know who |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Fastest Soccer Player In The World by MrTurkey(m): 11:16pm On May 04, 2008 |
some player, i forgot his name. i think he hails from turkey |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by MrTurkey(m): 11:07pm On May 04, 2008 |
zenit triumphs in manchester, manchester triumphs in moscow and moscow club owner cries in london and then next season london is abuzz with the gunners and everyone eats their hearts out |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by MrTurkey(m): 10:49pm On May 04, 2008 |
man u, arsenal,real, barca, chelsea, turkeys all |
| Sports › Re: Will Schevchenko finally become the world player of the year if AC Milan wins? by MrTurkey(m): 9:55pm On May 04, 2008 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Message From Me by MrTurkey(m): 9:51pm On May 04, 2008 |
cackle cackle cluck cluck gobble gobble gobble even he man wanno eat me. i coulda cried but i got reasons not to and he man knows that, clackle clackety clack |
