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 Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 9:41pm On May 04, 2008 |
gunpoint:more like big bother if i might add  . just foolin around now gunny, how you been doin all these while, i wasn't dead as at christmas but i sure am dead as can be now, although no rigor mortis for moi just yet  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:22pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
this most definitely has to be turkey heaven
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:12pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
ladies, ladies everywhere. . .
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:07pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:01pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
ok, open your mouth let me pour some for you dear. . .
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 5:53pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
ify, you can have a swig from this, just guzzle from the nuzzle, if you can find it
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 5:44pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 5:33pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
i happen to be in the plates of rice and turkey meeen
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 5:26pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 5:19pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
my demise was captured in a special way as i finally yielded to some select few having a taste of me, too bad y'all were not there. well, since i can't possibly feed everyone (that would prove ultimately to be an impossibility, why don't y'all just feed your eyes. yeah right, i had to be transported on a special chartered jetliner for this purpose, over miles and oceans to the shores of the westcoast of africa,
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| Nairaland General › Re: Democracy And Moderators On Nairaland by MrTurkey(m): 1:05am On Apr 19, 2008 |
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| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 1:00am On Apr 19, 2008 |
bliss. . . |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 1:00am On Apr 19, 2008 |
bludgeoned |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:59am On Apr 19, 2008 |
bruised |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:59am On Apr 19, 2008 |
browbeaten |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Apr 19, 2008 |
bled |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Apr 19, 2008 |
battered |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Apr 19, 2008 |
barbaric |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:54am On Apr 19, 2008 |
(in a sad tired out voice full of melancholic emotions) i have been bruised |
| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by MrTurkey(m): 12:46am On Apr 19, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:did something just happen here, or am i really suffering from halucinatory degenerative menduloid enthroscopy, i know those are symptoms of bird flu but if not i would really need to have some encouraging words that i was not just a victim of "the more you look the less you see". pleeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssse, would someone help meeeeeeeee. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrTurkey(m): 12:41am On Apr 19, 2008 |
i can smell some monkey business going on |
| Jokes Etc › Re: the brunette,the red head and the blonde by MrTurkey(m): 12:26am On Apr 19, 2008 |
bald |
| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by MrTurkey(m): 12:22am On Apr 19, 2008 |
walking in a regal and dignified manner, pausing a while and pruning gently my resplendent feathers knowing fully well that no matter how zombies try, their longing for some flesh will never be satiated by this here turkey, creeeeeeee |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My 5000th Post. . . . . Wet Souls by MrTurkey(m): 12:14am On Apr 19, 2008 |
it's your's |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Stop Laughing by MrTurkey(m): 12:12am On Apr 19, 2008 |
the old threads are not so bad, some crazy dim wit might have started off on those, i know i did |
| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by MrTurkey(m): 12:07am On Apr 19, 2008 |
wow, this is really getting interesting, some of these folks have actually metamorphosised from being goat and turkey eaters to being flesh eaters |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:04am On Apr 19, 2008 |
that would be a very wise way to act. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My 5000th Post. . . . . Wet Souls by MrTurkey(m): 8:02pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
i for one know that wet feathers hardly burn well, i had this experience in my younger years when a guy actually thought he could have me grilled, he tied my turkey ass outside in. . .hey why am i even telling y'all this story?  the joke is really wet |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Real Pictures Of Tope,clem,migines,tessy And The Rest by MrTurkey(m): 7:55pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
where is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:43pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
come to you, so you can kuvukinise me? i don't think so |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
hey y'all, if i'ma gonno let anyone grab a hold on any part or all of me, it's gonno be princessa but on the other hand. . . (thinking very seriously about the effects of such a grabbing) naaaah. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by MrTurkey(m): 9:05pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
that's cos we're all pals, pal |
