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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:28pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
but so sadly, this is the epilogue  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:27pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
dialogue like you and i so. . .  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
monologue |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
catalogue |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:25pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
analogue |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
analog |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
lying numbskulls and knuckleheaded buffoons |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 10:04pm On Mar 19, 2008 |
i tried posting earlier today, each time i tried i kept being logged out  i think that guy dozing in ituens post was the site administrator in charge of keeping the forum updated, ituen a piece of advice please, you berra sack the guy meeen, he's a drain on manpower and resources. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by MrTurkey(m): 11:47pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
| birthday numbskulls and knuckleheads was i even born on a day. . .? |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:34pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
finale. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 11:04pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
where is the somze already? (in mock concern) |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 10:08pm On Mar 17, 2008 |
ressurection (in the spirit of the easeter celebrations) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 9:59pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
had the schizophrenic environment of the nairaland jokes section finally taken hold of his reasoning faculties? i sincerely hope not, please don't let you brains get ituened |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 9:49pm On Mar 16, 2008 |
somze:(yawning deeply in mock tiredness) you've been sayin that for ages boy, tell me something different please. . . iice madam, don't you think it's high time you exorcise this demon from your beloved thing? (just showing some parental concern here seeing that i'ma daddy meself) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet Krazy People Here by MrTurkey(m): 11:38pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
you must be crazy for just noticing that |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 11:32pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
who in da hell's name is called somze |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 10:43pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
i really really like numbskulls |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
i don't know what you guys know , but what i know is that mad cow disease infects cows and not turkeys, even the birds have devised their own machinations in the war against man by unleashing the highly secret weapon code named H5N1 (that's bird flu for all the numbskulls in the house). we turkeys look at them all and smile because if we're forced to resort to our specialised arsenal and unleash turkey flu, i need not say morebut in my extremely sane frame of mind i have not bothered to conduct that research yet |
| Romance › Re: Am A Love Doctor,tell Me Ur Problems by MrTurkey(m): 9:27pm On Mar 15, 2008 |
love doctor my turkey butt |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Love Rhymes by MrTurkey(m): 10:06pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
daft lovemongers fantasy. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: An Entirely New Position For Lovemaking by MrTurkey(m): 10:00pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
saucekid:the fact that you have chosen or rather decided to accompany your announcement with the addendum "we no go do anything" implies that a lot is expected to be accomplished in that hotel suite of yours, anything could as well mean everything (including thoughts of the carnal kind) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 9:44pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
what was that? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Injin Pailure by MrTurkey(m): 9:18pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 9:16pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
aaronic:both |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 9:13pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
how could anyone possibly have a splendid weekend with all those slaps raining left right and centre? thank goodness i ain't got cheeks meeen |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why by MrTurkey(m): 9:11pm On Mar 14, 2008 |
cos the joke's on you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 6:03pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
ermmm, ify, so as not to have any misconceptions, could you please elaborate on the kind of paradise that oneiomas would be in? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 1:49pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
there is a serious lack of decorum here, i can perceive the total disregard to courtesy and politeness, gentlemanly conduct and ladylike behaviour is nil and consideration to other forum users is near absent, words, words, please mind your words, there are kids up in here meeen  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 1:31pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
it is a statement of fact that all living organisms are expected to have sexual inclinations, while the norm is for the male to attract or be attracted to the female and vice versa, there are some exceptions to this rule as have been so much exemplified not only on this forum but on a global perspective where like poles are now wont to attract each other (yuk) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 1:20pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
splutter, cough, wheeze, cough, choked coughing (the coughing kid) and finally he succeeded in coughing out his liver holythug:oh, don't mind me please, i had to attend the global turkey conference on the the self determination of the turkey kind, and believe it or not, it was held in istanbul, turkey |
| Fashion › Re: Photos Please What Is Wrong With This Photo For A Nigerian Magazine? by MrTurkey(m): 10:12pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
well, uhmmm, it's ok i guess, but what kind of message are you trying to pass across to your readers by having the front page bespectacled by a cigarette totting lady? methinks if the point is a cigarette advert, then it's presence can be argued, but i do not think that it's meant to be a cigarette ad, rather it's the cover of a mag that claims glamour. mind you, your catchment is the young i guess, so it's somewhat worrying when they start seeing cigarette smoking as glamourous in these times when state policies worldwide are united in stifling this habit. approach any of the tobacco guys, they'll fall to have their ad in your mag, but somewhere other than the cover aaight, and i believe they'll pay too, no more freebies |
