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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:09pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
ambitious |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 9:07pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
i'm sorry and i do not intend to fight you too as i'm a lover and not a fighter except some nincompoop wanno test me. i'ma gonno try and ease up on the vocabs though, ok?  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:04pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
assiduity  |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:04pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
credibility |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:03pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
integrity |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abacha Is Not Dead by MrTurkey(m): 9:01pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
is there any chance that i might find my long missing wife there? mrs. turkey has been missing for some while now and i fear she's been eaten up, but seeing all these "thought to be dead" people still alive, maybe all hope is not lost for me. . .  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:58pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
my blood is rum |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by MrTurkey(m): 8:56pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
why must you run to get a dictionary, you can still get the dictionary if you walk, don't worry, let me wait for you to come back before i start reeling some new words in my vocabulistic arsenal |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:52pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
tufe:okay, for the benefit of those dimwitted set of an imitation of the human specie, who out of no fault of theirs are plagued by various ailments of the anatomy that might render their hitherto rationality into an absurd state of dementia, i wish to state categorically that this turkey here ain't no chicken, aaight. it might amuse you to refer to me as a chicken, but in the categorisation of the gradual developement of all the entirety of living organisms on the planet, a turkey is waaaaaaay beyond in intellectual, emotional, analytical, physical abilities than a chicken |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma's Letter Of Love by MrTurkey(m): 8:45pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
what the Bleep is that upended lady doin there? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
maybe like you he sees through the anus |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by MrTurkey(m): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2008 |
gilgee, gobble gobble gobble |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Suger Lady Of 30-35yrs by MrTurkey(m): 1:07am On Mar 06, 2008 |
@poster call me, i will give you a telephone number where you can have a chat with this hot middle aged chief executive in one of the emergent information technology firms, i'm very positive she meets your specs, find my number below: |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Are Young Single Ladies? by MrTurkey(m): 1:00am On Mar 06, 2008 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Are All The Hot Guys At? by MrTurkey(m): 12:59am On Mar 06, 2008 |
can i be taken as a hot guy? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:41am On Mar 06, 2008 |
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 12:36am On Mar 06, 2008 |
clap clap clap clap clap, myself |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:34am On Mar 06, 2008 |
scholar |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Strange Lizard by MrTurkey(m): 12:32am On Mar 06, 2008 |
Usiola:on behalf of ituen, lemme make a clarification. the reason that you were told what you were told was due to the fact that while you had wanted to excoriate the life out of the hapless specimen of highly evolved reptile, someone else was already calculating how to plot the algorithms and making permutations as to the exact spot to aim for, thus the advice "aim well", just think of the immense possibilities that could arise from the successful carrying out of that advice if actually the aim hits the bulls eye (or rather the vagina's eye) it does have a literal eye you know |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Ladies by MrTurkey(m): 12:17am On Mar 06, 2008 |
please take it easy, don't go burst |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Some Fun Photos by MrTurkey(m): 12:11am On Mar 06, 2008 |
dimwits all |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by MrTurkey(m): 12:09am On Mar 06, 2008 |
okay, now i'm lost |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by MrTurkey(m): 12:08am On Mar 06, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by MrTurkey(m): 12:06am On Mar 06, 2008 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2008 |
ituen:yeah, someone tried that once, a looong time ago |
| Jokes Etc › Re: First Tattoo by MrTurkey(m): 11:56pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
whatever happened to that one |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by MrTurkey(m): 10:00pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
someone would just be feeling like william shekespear right now |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Testimonies by MrTurkey(m): 9:19pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
ha! with this kind of stuff that could not even elicit any positive feedback from the ever critical audience, you best edit it faaast. imagine using the revered name of a an acclaimed man of god for this post, please do not let the hammer of gamma descend on your head oh, don't say you were'nt warned |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by MrTurkey(m): 9:15pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Usiola:okay, here i am minding my own business and some one would just start harrassing my humble self for no just reason, can't y'all let sleeping turkeys lie? |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:02pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
clever |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:02pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
neither |
