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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2008
sucker grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 9:31pm On Mar 09, 2008
(in another sonorous sing song voice, shaking my tail feathers as i walk away)
my name is mr. turkey grin
my name is mr. turkey grin
everybody wanno eat me grin
everybody wanno eat me grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 9:28pm On Mar 09, 2008
no, thank you grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2008
don't mind them cool
Jokes EtcRe: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by MrTurkey(m): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2008
now this paper had an "a" in the terminal stage of the academy, the epitome of turkey learning:

"my best food is not less than four hundred and fifty thousand words"


grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Abt Gilgee by MrTurkey(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2008
disgusting gilgee's giggles gives gallivanting guys goose bumps, giggle away guy gilgee grin
EventsRe: Happy Birth-day Iice by MrTurkey(m): 10:08pm On Mar 08, 2008
some folk really do have an extreme case of psykolomental disorder of the highest proportions, pity  undecided
Jokes EtcRe: "what Gender Is 'computer'?" by MrTurkey(m): 10:05pm On Mar 08, 2008
are you sure that those chickens are really tasty? undecided
EventsRe: Happy Birth-day Iice by MrTurkey(m): 9:58pm On Mar 08, 2008
somze:
Who the hell are you? angry
who the hell am i, i'm your worst nightmare punk, i'm that scare when you pee in your pants, i am the karma that'll descend on your pitiful soul when the darkness comes, you wanno know who i am? i am your "shut up" command  when you spit crap, so boy, you best put on those holding straps, because when i'ma gonno through with you, even your birthday granny ain't gonno know you from squash. special one my turkey butt  grin

mukina2:
thanks Mr Turkey cheesy
you're most extremely wellcome. . .
Jokes EtcRe: "what Gender Is 'computer'?" by MrTurkey(m): 9:57pm On Mar 08, 2008
what in the world's name is tfc?
Jokes EtcRe: "what Gender Is 'computer'?" by MrTurkey(m): 9:47pm On Mar 08, 2008
undecided uhmmm. . . i think the computer is a hemaphrodite, la comput grin
EventsRe: Happy Birth-day Iice by MrTurkey(m): 9:38pm On Mar 08, 2008
(in a sing song voice)
if you were born in march, stand up, stand up
if you were born in march, stand up, stand up
a ring around the roses god bless you

grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:19pm On Mar 07, 2008
(panting frantically out of breadth) with my oblong head. . . grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:17pm On Mar 07, 2008
ellipse
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:17pm On Mar 07, 2008
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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:16pm On Mar 07, 2008
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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:16pm On Mar 07, 2008
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Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:15pm On Mar 07, 2008
cuboid
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:15pm On Mar 07, 2008
prism
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:15pm On Mar 07, 2008
oval
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:14pm On Mar 07, 2008
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Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 11:12pm On Mar 07, 2008
. . . and while you're at it, bring some brains along too grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by MrTurkey(m): 11:02pm On Mar 07, 2008
gilgee:
I know your mama too well
for clarification purposes, at no time whatsoever has there been any contact, overt or covert between a human from this forum and my great mama turkey, who was a denizen in her own rights. all that claim such a knowledge of her only do so to expose their own buffonry to the utter consternation of all rational minded living multi celled organisms grin

so, someone was probably running things with someone thinking that it was someone else but whom it didn't quite turn out to be. . . too bad
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by MrTurkey(m): 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2008
ifyalways:
Ituen saw and touched shocked shocked shocked truth be told, i enjoyed those sessions with you
to see and to touch and to enjoy, and there were more than one sessions, now this has definitely got my imagination fired up grin

ify has been Ituened
grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:16pm On Mar 07, 2008
noise
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:16pm On Mar 07, 2008
din
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2008
loud
Jokes EtcRe: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 9:14pm On Mar 07, 2008
must y'all always be nasty, probably the guy just decided to have a break from the incoherent din that keeps revebrating all around the nairaland space, give him a break, if he comes, he comes and if he doesn't, well i doubt if anybody will hit his/her head on a brick wall
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:10pm On Mar 07, 2008
voracious grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:10pm On Mar 07, 2008
gorgeous
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:09pm On Mar 07, 2008
gregarious

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