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sucker ![]() |
(in another sonorous sing song voice, shaking my tail feathers as i walk away) my name is mr. turkey ![]() my name is mr. turkey ![]() everybody wanno eat me ![]() everybody wanno eat me ![]() |
no, thank you ![]() |
don't mind them ![]() |
now this paper had an "a" in the terminal stage of the academy, the epitome of turkey learning: "my best food is not less than four hundred and fifty thousand words" ![]() |
disgusting gilgee's giggles gives gallivanting guys goose bumps, giggle away guy gilgee ![]() |
some folk really do have an extreme case of psykolomental disorder of the highest proportions, pity ![]() |
are you sure that those chickens are really tasty? ![]() |
somze:who the hell am i, i'm your worst nightmare punk, i'm that scare when you pee in your pants, i am the karma that'll descend on your pitiful soul when the darkness comes, you wanno know who i am? i am your "shut up" command when you spit crap, so boy, you best put on those holding straps, because when i'ma gonno through with you, even your birthday granny ain't gonno know you from squash. special one my turkey butt ![]() mukina2:you're most extremely wellcome. . . |
what in the world's name is tfc? |
uhmmm. . . i think the computer is a hemaphrodite, la comput ![]() |
(in a sing song voice) if you were born in march, stand up, stand up if you were born in march, stand up, stand up a ring around the roses god bless you ![]() |
(panting frantically out of breadth) with my oblong head. . . ![]() |
ellipse |
triangle |
square |
rectangle |
cuboid |
prism |
oval |
sphere |
circle |
. . . and while you're at it, bring some brains along too ![]() |
gilgee:for clarification purposes, at no time whatsoever has there been any contact, overt or covert between a human from this forum and my great mama turkey, who was a denizen in her own rights. all that claim such a knowledge of her only do so to expose their own buffonry to the utter consternation of all rational minded living multi celled organisms ![]() so, someone was probably running things with someone thinking that it was someone else but whom it didn't quite turn out to be. . . too bad ![]() |
ifyalways:to see and to touch and to enjoy, and there were more than one sessions, now this has definitely got my imagination fired up ![]() ify has been Ituened ![]() |
noise |
din |
loud |
must y'all always be nasty, probably the guy just decided to have a break from the incoherent din that keeps revebrating all around the nairaland space, give him a break, if he comes, he comes and if he doesn't, well i doubt if anybody will hit his/her head on a brick wall |
voracious ![]() |
gorgeous |
gregarious |




