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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:01pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
either |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:00pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
feather |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:00pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
leather |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Turkey Style by MrTurkey(m): 8:57pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 8:44pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
and before i forget, i was born in 1969 another 69 food for thought |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 8:44pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
my name is mr. turkey my name is mr. turkey everybody wanno eat me everybody wanno eat me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 8:41pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
delib:well, the only problems i have is that people keep wanting a taste of me fried or grilled or roasted, anywhere i go, got any solutions to that problem? richo, well i feel turkeyish meeen, weird huh? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 8:31pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
richo:ermmm, i don't know, know but can you really use a toothbrush to clean a donkey's ass? how in heavens name would the donkey feel meeen check this out, a strange new word, nyansh  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by MrTurkey(m): 8:16pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
gunpoint:uh man, the brother has finally lost it  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by MrTurkey(m): 8:58am On Mar 05, 2008 |
i know some of y'all would expect me to say 'cooking pot', but i ain't gonno say it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 8:54am On Mar 05, 2008 |
tufe:all these mountaineers and proffessional swimmers, still your country is still without an olympic medal in all these sports |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:49am On Mar 05, 2008 |
did what? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Strange Lizard by MrTurkey(m): 10:32pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
ermmm, i do not think that we would like to see this particular lizard, penni-what-us? hey mister, you best be careful |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by MrTurkey(m): 2:45pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
okay, now i don't know if saucekid is aware of these usurpers, are y'all sure you got the right place, cos i ain't seen anybody that's seen the kid in this wonderful new land of your's |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 1:19pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
ooooooh, this is getting real interesting, updated scores: Bug angels: 1 Super 123: 1 more, moooooooooooooreeeee |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 1:14pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
we are in for one hell of a confrontation here, on the green corner is the holybug and in the green corner is the successful 123 man thot i was the officially recognised cannon fodder meeen, i freely relinquish that status to the victim of this epic showdown, but mind you, blows and kicks allowed, even hair pullung and eye scratching, but pleeaaaase no hanging |
| Jokes Etc › Re: But She Said No by MrTurkey(m): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
clemcykul:now this kind of stereotyping does the womenfolk no good, maybe some don't rationalise stuff as well as others, but that don't mean that you should generalise does it. now, assuming that you really a lady, would you categorise yourself as a nincompoop or a true certified dunce?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:56pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
slowpoke, mugu, now you flatter me with words |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Soooooo Funny by MrTurkey(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
;Dsharp lad |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
holythug: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:41pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
okay, after repeated appeals by the majority of my share holders, we have reached a compromise as to if my font size should be increased. this was after due consultation with the powers that be here on nairaland and a global refferendum that was taken, and me being a democratic turkey, adhering strictly to due process and the tenets of democracy have voluntarily decided to increase my font size, hope this is visible enough for you to see (advertorial) does your computer screen scream? if it does, try one of our specially reccommended cyber scream choker, assures of a very subjugated system and is devoid of megabyte exploding fonts |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Can Post Last To This Topic by MrTurkey(m): 12:31pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
me underrate or vile neceties comprehend lost entitled fervently missed, otherwise encumbered from dissipate |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by MrTurkey(m): 12:24pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
delib:oh, oh, aunty i! aunty i!! i know what is loading, it is someones mendula oblangata |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How To Draw A Cartoon Face From The Word "boy" by MrTurkey(m): 12:14pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
okay, now i don't mean to castigate your artistic skills which is of genius proportions , however, i was totally expecting something more human, how could you do this eyeless, noseless and earless entity and call it a boy, this guy looks more like a case out of a mental home, look at the kolomental hairstyle, looks like someone that just escaped from an asylum. please, i trust you are the expected african van gogh, i know you can do better than this okay. . .and while you're at it, could you please not attempt to draw any turkeys? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by MrTurkey(m): 12:06pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
this is a roman numeral, it is the numjber that comes before seventy, now these number could also be defined seperately as the number 6 is the sixth numeral and the number 9 the ninth numeral from 1-10. 6 is also known as half a dozen and 9, well half a dozen plus a quarter dozen interesting to note too is that if 6 is turned upside down it becomes 9 and vice versawhat is the correlation between 69 and sex? well, six by replacing the middle i with an e from the last letter of nine becomes sex, while transpolating the s from six into nine in the absence of the last two letters n and e gives us sin |
| Jokes Etc › Re: gongo aso by MrTurkey(m): 11:55am On Mar 01, 2008 |
shit, now y'all got me green with envy, and the stress on the green is very [i]delib[/i]erate |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:52am On Mar 01, 2008 |
wish |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:52am On Mar 01, 2008 |
swish |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:50am On Mar 01, 2008 |
dish |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 10:35am On Mar 01, 2008 |
holybug, please stop bugging the life of the kid, don't you know he got the powers to samboribobolise your yebaribaristic self? bugs, hmmm, now that has got to whet the poultry appetite |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (my Father Has A Big Farm) Translate In Yoruba by MrTurkey(m): 5:40pm On Feb 28, 2008 |
| shucks |
