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 Religion / Re: Can You Disprove The Gods You Don't Believe In by MrTurkey(m): 12:49pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
[quote author=toba link=topic=270880.msg7317131#msg7317131 date=1292101704][/quote] ok, sheathed swords  |
| Religion / Re: Can You Disprove The Gods You Don't Believe In by MrTurkey(m): 9:25pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
toba:were you by any dint of incredulity attempting to make a reasonable response or were you just drawn to the thread based on the effluence of emotions that trailed the wake the demise of the thread creator brought about on cyberspace? i am trying real hard to comprehend the exact purpose to your post, only i am consistently at a loss. thus, i must take it that you failed to swallow the strong meat that you obviously are not acquainted with. you must understand what i meant, as it is only in his present state of physical morbidity that the thread creator can actually discover the fallacy or fact of the strong beliefs which he held while he walked this climes of temporary existence. . . |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 8:31pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
snthesis: mukina2:this response signifies the height with which human reasoning and rationalizations could ever aspire to in the 21st century, and it shall go down in the annals of men and beasts as a defining paradigmatic moment in the history of civilization. lady, u deserve a nobel prize for this ikamefa: this must be the height of ludicrousity, ikamefa, you must've been really inspired to dig this out from wherever you dug it out from. chicken soup and bones, i beg to disagree. even my distant cousins would present a more photogenic representation of a gladiator. somehow, i cannot help but to see the face of our spartacus here [i]synthesizing [/i]into the face of hmmm. . . me and my big turkey mouth. . .  |
| Religion / Re: Can You Disprove The Gods You Don't Believe In by MrTurkey(m): 7:54pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
bawomolo:i'm quite assured that this avowed disbeliever of the Sovereign and Hallowed Ancient of days would sooner be in the know if his views were factual or fallacious. and this i am afraid is quite far from an issue of trivialities. . . |
| Religion / Re: Are Christians Sun God Worshippers? by MrTurkey(m): 8:09pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Religion / Re: The Trinity Of God by MrTurkey(m): 8:02pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Family / Re: Advise : My Wife Is Pregnat For A Stranger by MrTurkey(m): 8:01pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Politics / Re: New Police Uniform Not For All - Onovo by MrTurkey(m): 8:00pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Politics / Re: Updated! Skye Bank Sued For Female Prostitution ( Now In New York) by MrTurkey(m): 7:59pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Politics / Re: Is Your State Governor Performing.,? by MrTurkey(m): 7:58pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Romance / Re: Can You Marry Lady That Is Far Shorter Than You by MrTurkey(m): 7:57pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Romance / Re: Is It Strange That I Don't Want A Church Wedding? by MrTurkey(m): 7:56pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Politics / Re: Nigerians Taking Over Africa by MrTurkey(m): 7:56pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Versus Facebook by MrTurkey(m): 7:55pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Business / Re: Soludo Fingered In Naira Notes Scandal by MrTurkey(m): 7:54pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
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| Business / Re: Obasanjo Creates 6000 Jobs In Ota Farm by MrTurkey(m): 6:47pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
[sniffing in sadness] more hands to rear and murder more of turkey kind. sniff sniff. . . |
| Nairaland / General / Re: ~ How Do You React To Criticism? ~ by MrTurkey(m): 6:40pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
mohawkchic:i cackle, i cuckoo and i give a damn right answer. . . |
| Politics / Re: ‘why Yar’adua Shunned Un General Assembly’ by MrTurkey(m): 6:20pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
must be the first ever president going on strike, i think i like the level of duncility displayed by mr. presidents pr guys. . . |
| Politics / Re: Nigeria Completes Milestone In Space by MrTurkey(m): 6:15pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
i have a sole agenda, which is to be the first live turkey to explore space by the year 2020. . . |
| Politics / Re: The New Multi-national Identity Card.to Be Or Not To Be? by MrTurkey(m): 6:02pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
i really should try and get myself one of these id card thing. could come in handy sometime you know, hmmm. . . |
| Religion / Re: Is It Permissible To Adapt Secular Music For Worship?? by MrTurkey(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
just play anything. anything goes in churches these days, as long as you pay the tithe and some small small offerings. . . |
| Religion / Re: Join Now!,size Doesnt Matter In Satanism by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Mar 06, 2009 |
cfaithtv:well, evangelist, if you think the poster is daft enough to post his real picture, then i think that you must be the daftest of the lot on this daft thread. you got sooo much time, copying and pasting and all, even still more time realigning the structure of the gif to your png. the idea must've occured in one fleeting flash of assumedly divine inspiration you shoulda done good by casting out the woebetiding demonic machinations manifesting themselves so brazenly here. but hey, I ain't questioning your integrity though as for the poster, i'd have loved him to see the grilled side of my behind and maybe take a bite but since i cannot be the means by which nincompoops might be gratified, maybe i'll just allow this demented duncified babbler and he's self acclaimed master to kiss my fresh ungrillable ass damn it feels good to be back, let the tomfoolery continue. . . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 1:10am On Dec 07, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(m): 1:08am On Dec 07, 2008 |
meeen, y'all need to see the great escape i pulled off up at the white house. it was so out of the world that i had a presidential handshake with this guy here, seems he's a very powerful human (although a little bit on the dummier side). anyways, he was so impressed with my stunts that we're seriously exploring some of my ideas at world domination (playful evil laughter) a world wher turkey rules (real evil laughter)too bad, he damn too dimwitted for me to work with though, imagine granting me some official stste pardon, wow, my thanksgiving was more exciting than last years. not to worry, i'll be providing the main meat of my adventures in my forthcoming movie titled "T" (continuous evil laughter)
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Dec 07, 2008 |
and some dimwit think i ain't got buddies. . .
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| Foreign Affairs / Re: The People Of California Have Banned Gay Marriage by MrTurkey(m): 9:37pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
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| Politics / Re: Sss Arrests Another Online Journalist by MrTurkey(m): 9:12pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by MrTurkey(m): 8:50pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Obama Family Relocates To White House (pic) by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc / Re: Obama Family Relocates To White House (pic) by MrTurkey(m): 7:27pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
this chaps victory has given me the belief that anything's possible in this land of the brave. so what i'ma gonna do, i'm gonna contest for president come 2012, perhaps, i might be the first turkey to be president of god's own country what y'all think? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Obama Family Relocates To White House (pic) by MrTurkey(m): 7:15pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
i pity all them turkeys that's going to be masticated by these here kin on thanksgiving day meeeeeen. . . victory for the african american, but doom and gloom for the american turkeys |
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