₦airaland Forum

If our past presidents could have this virtue.........

yinkard4me:
No time...
My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iPhone!!! And I said ₦20,000 instead of ₦150,000 cos I don't want him to shout and ask how much I give to God as tithe . Then he gave me ₦40,000 to buy two for him and his wife.
Now am confused what should I do? Pls advice....

tell him you have searched everywhere the product has finished in the market

lanre56:
give practical sound advice. reading might help

contradicting ursef.

lanre56:
give practical sound advice. reading might help

contradicting ursef.

lanre56:
hmm. not a sound advice tho

why?

Vanillaskin, please go and get these books, why men love bitches and why men marry bitches by Sherry Argov and read them

Some people believe that being fat is a good sign of living. Some will turn their children to gluttons just so that people would not say they are starving.

krissconnect:
Lol. Na so ur own reach? It is well.

my own no reach that level, but there are ppl who need just as low as that to feed

krissconnect:
When someone is out there looking for #500 to eat a meal,another person is out there flaunting a watch of 75 million naira. How ironical life is.

#500??...you didn't even say #100

JAWBONE:
The festival has not been held in the past five years or so

hmmmm

75kg fish, 1 and half bag of rice in weight. I would love to attend this festival

I am tired of this country.

Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria can ever return to its goodness. Cus we are all corrupt not only our leaders.

He who kills by the sword will die by the sword. May God help us.

calddon:
Obsession over anothers invention in this time of recession.

Na only Nigeria dey experience recession

nototribalist:
next!

You don't have to quote the whole story nah

It requires critical thinking from the young lads. Sha nothing good comes so easy.

I can't sleep without covering my body even when the room is hot

I just need a job in his company. Just a job.

Kyase:
Babe, nawaoooo

I have changed it to 500

HARDDON:


Tot u said 900 @ first?
@ op, d results is very fishy!
What correlation has marketing with science courses?

yeah, I calculated again, it's 500

davss02:
Meanwhile,I need the geniuses to help me
out on this Many people will miss the answer. Someone
steals your N500 Same person owes you N100 So he uses
the stolen N500 to pay you his N100 debt and you give him
N400. How much did you lose?

#500

davss02:
Meanwhile,I need the geniuses to help me out on this Many people will miss the answer. Someone steals your N500 Same person owes you N100 So he uses the stolen N500 to pay you his N100 debt and you give him N400. How much did you lose?

#900

veekid:
You better get Belle and born triplet before menostop steps in. You know you're 44 already

[size=20pt]if you can't fight; don't quote me[/size]

I quote you, let's fight

End of the wicked

tomaudu:
I thought they said Obiano is working?

I thought too o.

Stop this killing

ooshinibos:
good question ---I don't think anybody knows the answer to your question sir , even you cannot answer your own question , it defies logic

I didn't ask any question sir

Na lie, the last school fees I paid in Unilag was #15,500

I like men that love their wifes

Na the urge to look for greener pasture cause am, when we can make our Nigeria a green pasture.

edlion57:
Nawa Y is it that every thing that gives me joy is bad
Sex is bad
Alcohol is bad
Etc

Sex is not bad. Sex outside marriage is bad.

DirtyGold:
Meanwhile,
​RIO OLYMPICS​ AFRICAN COUNTRIES MEDAL TABLE so far..... SOUTH AFRICA: 3 golds, 2 silver, 1bronze.
ETHOPIA: 2 gold, 1 silver. .
KENYA: 1 gold, 1 bronze.
EGYPT: 1 bronze.
TUNISIA: 1silver.
NIGERIA: 1 copper, 2 wood and 3 rubber . GHANA: 4 aluiminium, 2 zinc, 3 magnesium.
GAMBIA: 2 bags of sand 3 bags of charcoal and 2 gallons of palm oil
What's tha business?

funny you, why Nigeria rubber and wood?