posty56:
it's not humans, Nigerians are evil and wicked , I can't wait to japa abeg, imagine me wey broke then pastor they tell me say neighbor they envy me, haba!! waiting u dey envy!!! make I die

Stop listen to all these pastors, most are liars.

when2:



Well, you are not left out. You are her intimacy gadget.

As in, I don’t know why he’s not seeing it that way.

He thinks he’s the redpiller here meanwhile she’s also using him.

Using him to satisfy her sexual urge

Nigeria is really a joke to these politicians.

They are just at their various posts perpetuating evil and fighting themselves instead of working to develop the nation at their job roles.

What a great man!

Rest in peace sir.

Mathematics, Chemistry

Labour/child delivery

Cashsteady:
It pains me alot reading alot of stories and how married women cheat on their husbands...
The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is being cheated on by a woman he loves.. The pain is unbearable and hard to forget..

Women if you know your husband is not satisfying you enough before marriage why agree to marry him or if you know you not ready for marriage why accept his proposal and end up cheat on him.. marriage is not by force..

It'd be better if you are single and sleep around with men rather being married and sleep with other men

It pains me alot reading alot of stories and how married men cheat on their wives…...
The worst thing that can ever happen to a woman is being cheated on by a man she loves.. The pain is unbearable and hard to forget..

Men if you know your wife is not satisfying you enough before marriage why agree to marry her or if you know you not ready for marriage why marry her and end up cheat on her.. marriage is not by force..

It'd be better if you are single and sleep around with women rather being married and sleep with other women.

Signs of depression

One gets hungry so easily

FOJEM:
My main regret in life is that I have 4 children who reside in Nigeria. I wish I could send them to a safer and saner country, while I face whatever life throws at me here. I really feel guilty every time I see these innocent children.

But you can still do something about it. People are moving their families to better African countries like Ivory Coast, Ghana and the rest.

Savedday:
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

You have girls in your family?

Asking for someone.

Beautiful!

Congratulations to you and your families.

Your marriage shall be a blissful one.

What illiteracy cannot do does not exist.

Who still reads Nigerian News(Nigerian Political Lies) ??

Warrior14, come and update us when you finally get married to him, we like gists

Interesting soap opera

Useless info.

16th Most powerful yet in the country he presides people are dying of hunger.

Bad government looms. Should we be clapping for him now for the meaningless ranking?

Because this ranking is really meaningless and ineffective to us.

When you decide to make your present location your new home…..

Looks like a regular Nigerian village picture too.

Sacred007:


shut up!

As in, all dumb comments on NL like this one deserve a ‘shut up’

StiImaticOG:
that love wey you dey find you no go see am o. As you be like baboon, you dey find love lol

A baboon recognises another baboon

Campaign starts next year.

StiImaticOG:
your light skin na just waste, you no just fine at all

Shut up and post your picture let’s see you.

Yen yen yen………Ewu

Better safe than sorry.

How they wasted the life of this man and the countless number of people in Nigeria is amazing.

Rest in peace, Dr. Those who killed you gruesomely will also be killed gruesomely.

Idamond:
Please Help Nairalanders



Have been putting on nose mask before going out now.

lalasticlala

You look like one of those undergraduate male students that will stay in their hostels and be ‘yabbing’ every girl that passes.

This one na 1st warning.

val56:
Good day everyone, I will go straight to the point on this, apologies for my errors in typo. I just lost one of my good uncles in US and I have this cousin of mine he believes that my late uncle used his name as next of kin in some of his assets. The problem now is how can he go about it with some vital informations at his disposal. Not forgetting my now late uncle had apparently no one before his demise last week. His wife left him 28yrs ago and he is in loggerheads with my uncles here in Nigeria even my own dad not exemption reasons because none of them gave account of every penny he sent down over 41yrs he’s been abroad. So my concern now how my cousin can get an attorney either from here or in US to help write to his bank for claims. He has a lot of evident my late uncle left with him before demise.

Your cousin or yourself

1. Marrying an uneducated/unenlightened partner will actually drag you backward especially if he or she has refused to develop themselves.

2. Mind you business. Your business should be your focus everyday and measure your progress.

3.Make sure both of you are working and contributing financially to the growth of the family. The man should not be feeling like he is the only one to carry the financial responsibilities of the family.

4. Take yourself seriously. Don’t joke with things that could reduce your reputation.

5. There is more to life than food food food.

It’s funny how all these things I mentioned are actually things my parents lacked but I somehow noticed them and don’t want them for my own family.

When you want people to become a zombie to something, tell them not to ask questions.

This is really what Nigerian religions are all about. Don’t ask questions, just believe it.

There is sense in every nonsense.

Our last born is so lazy! She couldn’t even stay 2 months in our relative’s house before she rented her own apartment, just to escape house chores.

God forbid I train any of my children to be lazy.

Sheggy13:
How can you call someone who married a Muslim an S.U..what kind of S.U is that?

As in.

She married him with the hope to convert him.

Which kain

Akwamkpuruamu:
I graduated with same 2.1 since 2010 and I have never had a reasonable job. Guess what, I never beg for food or fail to meet my needs.

How it happens, I don't no

How it happens, you don’t know?

Good

It’s used to scare potential thieves away, it may not necessarily be harmful