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uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.

Bro, u need to calm down. Now can you forget about all these kill - joys? You a man... Be calm and strategize...keep it low

Soo love number 12

DICKtator:
Wooow!!.
Dude you are in Saudi Arabia!!
Give her the beating of her life!!!!!

I even thought you were in America where you talk back at woman, poosie pig men police would lock you up!!!

You are in Saudi, beat the phucck out of her till she only sees black and blue (or flying birds!!!)

Lool, joke apart, you mean she hid a remote and later a whole console in her pant? You for just talk say na Yokozuna you marry instead of all this euphemisms you gave!!!

OK. Jokes apart, what's your FIFA username? Make I beat you well first!!

U just a cow

slydog:
Lol, e pain nam

Allow me eat this meat in peace!

slydog:
No body is forcing u to marry pls

Bros chop shiit! D wan wey don dry sef

Very foolish people! You think the world revolves around marriage abi? Naaaa life has gone past that! If you think say na lie ask my cousin sister as e be for am now.

Marriage has never been,should never be and will never be a yard stick for measuring anybody's worth. So in other words, once you marry, all your problem go finish abi? @21 I know some of my friends that are married but omo when they see me them dey give way! Free matter joor.


*faints*

thunder74:
Some years ago, I used to buy any phone I like the week it is launched even before it gets to Nigeria market and most times very expensive e.g I bought Z10 @ N116k, I bought 2 bc I change my wife's phone whenever I change mine. I bought Samsung note 10.1 tablet @ N126k. Nokia N9 Dstv edition, can't remember the price again and the smaller Dstv Nokia phone for my wife. Even the Camon C9 and Boom J8 we are using now were bought at virgin prices the week they were launched.

I hv realized that I was stupid to have wasted so much money on those products then because the amount could have bought some numbers of blocks on my house projects.

Now Z10 is about N20k and those Nokia phones do not exist again. Oju to ba farabale, a r'imu. If you can learn to wait, you will use it someday.

Pictures or u know naaaa

idupaul:
Please youngman read what you wrote and tell me if it will be wrong when better Thunder strikes you during next rain you withness.

Gooosh ! U killed me with this comment

flyca:
So only married people are allowed to show off their happiness

Make I kuku show my own too in SVW airport Russia yesterday.
And yes!, I never marry

Hehehehe

Jarizod:
[color=#F58700]Who hang am for chair
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Buhari

Did anybody notice how Jay-Z confidently hanged on that chair?


My advice to everyone here is....

Make money, forget all this bashing here on NL cus in the end, poor man no get surname talk more of friends!

Be wise....no time to buy watch,talk more to check time. HUNGERBAD!
Happy Birthday Queen B

Mtchewww

beautiful232:
look at his wicked face

I can slap you from here now

hisss

lwkm chaiii the tin too pain you

Oh lawdy lawd!

Love this

floragregs:
hahahahah. Oya come and take

naaaa don't mind me o

floragregs:
loool. Tnx dearie, hope ur daughter wouldn't mind having a celebrity husband? This is the next Cr7

Awww.... Sure,she wouldn't! I looooove ur baby boy already. Jeeeeez he is sooo cute!


How about me borrowing him for the weekend? At least to show him off? plssss don't say no

floragregs:
Cute! My son is an aspiring footballer too but I haven't decided which club yet

Oh lawdy lawd! Daaaaang! Look at those eyes pls can u promise me that your son is Gon marry my unborn baby girl? Plsssssssss


Future where are u sef! Don't let this son-in-law pass us by ooo

Smellymouth:
Ecclesiastes 10 vs 19==>"..A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything..."

"Where other people are spending money, I refuse to spend bold-face.."

"Every satanic priest, ministering against my prosperity in any evil altar, Die! Dieee!!! Diee by fire.."

Infact receive this thunder! ==>

https://bestanimations.com/Nature/Storms/lightning-storm-animated-gif-1.gif

Lwkmd

Captain's duty

BlackSeptember:
Google Karma

.. nwanne idi ok....

moshould:
That is very bad of him, I'm worried about the high rate at wch men jilt women this days, they will make it difficult to correct guyz like me and some men, to be accepted my good women....#trustingnoone..

Yimu

simplex2:
Olodo...you support the flogging because the supposedly was flirting, yet you claim to be a christian and adore Jesus who didn't find it right to stone Mary Magdalene who was brought to her caught in the act.

You need to get laid, your bitterness is over the cloud.

[quote author=fashrola post=48434056]We seafarers can digest the fact of staying away from friends for few months when sailing, parting away from the family for months together is what tear our hearts apart. Some might have just started their married life while others would have recently experienced parenthood, missing those precious moments with their loved ones for whom they care the most, is what hurts seafarers to the core. No seafarer wants to miss spending time with his wife or see his son or daughter grow old without him being around. It is then that seafarers realize the importance of “family life” and “loved ones”. The pain of staying away for months is also one of the main reasons most seafarers quit sea jobs.

imagine staying at sea for 5-6 months especially seafarers working on-board oil tankers, LNG Ships... though in recent times ILC (international labour convention) has really looked into the matter on how to reduce time seafarers spends onboard and its only up to the shipowners to determine time off and on periods for their crews.



Now u make me feel like going to a maritime academy..

CindyeMerAld:
i wish u the same....with ur face like albino

Mad girl * faints*

ClassCaptain:
Since morning, na only dry kuli kuli and garri i don shark..... Na eba and the small vegetable wey mistakenly grow among the weeds for my compound i go pour palm oil on , chop am, go sleep...

With this kind food, y person no go dey dream say masquerade dey chase am with rake...


This one con dey hear dey talk keeper..

Keeper nkor, Defensive midfielder ni

Ehei! U r just a clown Ldkm oooo

sorextee:
The op is biased. No hausa guy on the list..

Guys plenty wey fine pass the ones wey u put above.
E just be say some of us no dey active for this section.

U cute too

mynduu44:
Buhari being a failure is an understatement...

Buhari is disaster, he is a parcel of poverty delivered to us by Zeus..

Anything Buhari lays his hand shrinks, his stature is an indication.

Soon the price of fuel will rise and one Zombie will say "I stand with Buhari", may u stand with Lucifer....

Gaaaawd! I fainted in class when I read this comment LWTMB..

[quote author=jackpiperr post=48234686]These are the last days of my 28th birthday and I can't help but reminisce on my life.All of my life is flashing in front of me.It;'s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday when we were young and carefree.Where have all the time gone? . Now I know that childhood and adolescence are gone forever .I always wanted to get married by 25 . I'm still 28 and will be turning 29 in 4 months . My biggest goal at the moment is to get married and have kids . But its so hard to find a good girl .being and introvert doesn't help matters because I rarely go out to clubs and parties. I had a long term girlfriend ,then we broke up. Its so hard to find a new girl to fall in love,but I desperately want to have kids by 30 . Why is life so unfair? Why is it so hard to find love? Is there a place i can buy love ?


Do you like ice creams too?

DatAkokite:
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Thanks.


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