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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY to ms_pee
Below is your Birthday present, dnt ask me what's in it coz I also do not know

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Awww! Thanks dear

What's in the box? Money?

_{OP dear, please bring some cattles for me, for christmas stew}

lalaboi: Amebo. . . e konsain you?

Shuo! I hear my name na

lalaboi: [size=4pt]oooomo. This na serious gobe ooo[/size]

Who you dey talk to?

Yemstrad

DarryOsh: Gosh! this is so common and annoying. I tot i had seen it all until the girls started wearing: "My beauty grows like rose"....i almost fainted

Rose ko, mary ni.

No, I can't. I'm selfish, I don't share. And I can't fight because of a man!

KingMEXX: btw, Happy birthday. Hope i was right??

Yeah. Thanks dear. *hugs*

Nice tips. Thanks for sharing. **printing and photocopying**

No, sorry!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]lmao. Now I knw how to improve my church warden duties[/quote]Lol. Don't even think about it, you'd get caught.

Jbluv55: So wat can I do to bring bck d smyl nau? wat form of morale do you need or may we go corner go rap(port).

Just send me money o, can I send you my account details now sweerie? **rubs his neck like no tomorrow**

[quote author=sweet-tease]Ah! I believe you [/quote]You know everything na.

Stupidity.
Sometimes people wear them in church so you won't know if/when they are sleeping.

Yes yes, like cinema. We will be eating pop-corn and coke while watching.

[quote author=sweet-tease]Oya let's see some of those pics [/quote]I just formatted my memory card

Jbluv55: Put a smile on ur face princess.....you know you look more beautiful when you smile.

My smile haf finish. I used all of them to take pictures.

"My money grows like grass". Really? And you are begging for money to complete your transport fare at the park? go and pluck your money na

"Take me". to where kwa?

"I'm a b!tch". Of course I know you are.

"I will f^%k your man". Ogbeni, you dey craze?

I find all these funny write-ups very disturbing. No sane person would want to put on clothes that attracts silly attention. Imagine someone looking at your chest and smiling.

Jbluv55:

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Udoji

lalaboi: hehehe, If you are 11. tht makes me 12. then we are age mates . . .we go fit each other oh


[size=4pt]**winding up Reine**[/size]

You wan come spoil me?
You wen get wives and grand chudren.

Jbluv55: Hmmmm.....*this on na indirect true confession*
Na Shuga Bitters I dey refer to na....
Anyway am fine my princess.
Me&you neva rap lately. Wetin I do you my princess?

Rap? We be rap artistes?

Your princess? My papa na king?

lalaboi: Heheheh. . Oya confession time. How many times you don miss period

Bros, I never even start to dey see am. I'm only 11

How e dey be?

Jbluv55: Wetin my name carry enta una matter now?
Or is this ur Way of saying you missed me?
Oya confess.....

How I go miss you? You be period?

Shebi na you dey ask why person dey hide ni?

How are you?

simdam500: naa guys make him com kiss *no homo*

smooch

That one concern you

lalaboi: How far? Are you all set for tonight? We going to dance all night o. No High heels lol

Na so you short reach?

Br3nd4: Jisos! What I do?

I was on my own o, before sweet-tease brought a rumour that you're the one jbluv55 said is hiding o. Ask her o