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propallyoooooooooo!!!!!

[quote author=190: link=topic=610605.msg7862148#msg7862148 date=1299498367]

[color=deeppink]i like inkerd![/color][/quote]But u are married to MsDarkSkin. Give it up already!

Abeg now. . . I no fit help u. I swear

Ms. Potato could not bare the sight of 190 being that way but also she didnt want to help him because she knows 190 is already married to Ms Dark Skin therefore she asked Yusuf, Brother, what shall I do with him?

I change my mind I wont talk to you for 5 minutes

I therefore summon you both!!!!

I will not talk to Yusuf for 5 minutes and I will not talk to Lord Reed for 10 minutes!!!! HMM!

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7861988#msg7861988 date=1299496919]wow, i tot my sis of all people shl know wen i kid, and by the way, i've always reminded u of how u nid 2 be strong, u shld not let people bring u down easily, relationships are not that easy u know,[/quote]so now your excuse is that you are kidding right? Well let me tell u that is very upsetting and Im very hurt deep inside. Guess you dont know your limit.  

Dont you know that Ms Potato has a fragile heart? Im not getting any younger. One day I might just die of a heart attack  

Yusuf, I swear u are now officially the most meanest person on Nairaland.

My bad for looking too highly on you

Ms. Potato left Yusuf and she has decided not to talk to him like forever. I hope you find a girl that loves you and cherish you and hope u no go turn your back on her. . .

Yusuf, what is your problem? U must be so happy to see our relationship end. I cannot believe you. After all I have treated you as a brother this is what you have done to me.  

Yes, let us cry together

I dont believe this. everyone here are all back stabbers. . . . .


Ms. Potato runs our of the room crying.

What do you mean by horsing around"?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7861711#msg7861711 date=1299494453]Hey darling why the tears na? I do you bad thing?[/quote]Yes u did. I saw u flirting with Dyt Not like flirting like say you want date her.

I have a policy. I would like u to be honest with me. If Im not of interest to you, please do tell me. I wont mind and will let you go without getting angry one bit,. I promise.


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7861722#msg7861722 date=1299494602]u hang your laundry to dry outside and u dont want d sun to c it,   welldone,[/quote]Says who? We are at our lair naa. Just that u become like Robin Hood and decided to sneak in

Ms. Potato give Yusuf a big slap

harakiri:
Mo ti gbo. E ma binu si mi (yoruba)

A nu gom. Biko, e we ni we (igbo)

I don hia. Abeg, no vex (pidgin)

Laters man. Have a great day.

Cheers.

Wow! Thank you for the explanataion

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg7861593#msg7861593 date=1299493253]*stage whispers @Dyt*
You me icecream you likey?[/quote]What does this mean naa

i no want no more.

Bye. Im going to church

Baby, Yusuf is peaking. . .

U bad boy!

:oWow! I tried chopping pepper but I cannot stand the taste that much but I do love pepper soup. Its great!

So baby are u Hot?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7861062#msg7861062 date=1299487585]u can say that again, i joined NL since 2006, i even bought my first car from a Nairalander in the auto section, and i stop posting for like 2 years, then after that it became casual, i only replied to home page topics mostly Politics, but i stumbled into the romance section and gbam , hooked again, By the way, wen are we going to visit DYT at the rehab center, Her condition seems to be worsening [/quote]WOW! 2006 How come I never come across your profile? I registered in 2008 but my ID name was gabrywyl and than it got changed to Gabry.

Well my dear, let me go buy some fruits first than we can go visit Dyt. Should I buy her watermelon or pineapple or plantain?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7860942#msg7860942 date=1299486409]hell of a weekend, almost died of fun . and i hardly use my phone to reply post on NL, i'm trying not 2 make nairalanding a habit? Just office hours and wen i'm ome alone & bored maybe.[/quote]lol

i sensed that you were once addicted to NL?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7860951#msg7860951 date=1299486505]u ma, U b bad girl [/quote]me bad? why now?


[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7860970#msg7860970 date=1299486673]Yeah baby I love your experiments n I love pepper, lots of pepper![/quote]Wow! Does that mean u love pepper soup?

Ok I think Im Hot again

U be bad boy .

sandraa:
[center]i ve posted dis before, so i just went back copied it and paste it!!!!!! * am thinking d topic then was wat naija chics bring to the table*
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Ok my frd gave me this reply , guys pls dont get so worked up abeg!

What naija girls offer in relationship!

[b]1. Pray & fast for the idiotic boyfrd dat does not deserve it
2. Quarrel with her frds and try to defend the Olodo boyfrd.
3. Wrongs us chics a million times and we still 4give them.
4. Calls him plenty times and he sees it as disturbance.
5. Cook.
6. Wash.
7. Carry their wahala for head.
8. Clean his clutter apartment.
9. Organise their life.
10. Nice to their wicked/bitchy mother that doesnt like us.
11. They cheat on us and we 4give them.
12. Their silly mistress/girlfrd call us names and all that.
13. We forfeit our fathers name and bear their local name.
14. We always give them something to argue about (to increase their olodo IQ)
15. We help them remember thing they 4get even their own birthdays, and even their wicked mothers birthday!
16. Satisfy their unending desire for sex, pretend to enjoy it even when they are like a bag of garri on us!
17. Get pregnant for them and be sick cos we r carrying their child, nd get fat in the proces!
18. Take care of the child and still take care of them with our backs, legs, body paining us!
19. Entertain their excessive and call it being submissive.[/b]


My guess if they had 4gotten to put that part of being submissive in the bible am sure by now all the president in the world will be women, cos we perfom better and the men surpress us by telling us to be submissive that thats wat the bible says!

So we r stuck with that slogan anywhere we go '' you ve to be submissive thats the only way your marriage will work'' , blah blah blah b, t!

, Seriously this is from my frd! ,

LMAO!!!!!!! Oh Lord. . . .

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=618034.msg7860681#msg7860681 date=1299483960]No baby please no tears. Just thought we could have a great time learning something new. Don't worry lets go eat our beans. [/quote]I was just kidding naa.

But u sure u wanna pay for this? U know Ive been a bad girl lately. I have saves some p0rn movies online so u know now. . .

xxTosinvillexx:
Ms.potato

With that cooking, if you just add bread to it then you're done. Here in nigeria thats what they call [10 over 10] for nigerian guys.

Beans and Bread.

yes naa. I sabi this kinda thin. I usually cook for my housemates and they are Nigerians. They always go chop this with bread. They say this be King's food.

Hello Yusuf bro. Longest time. Where have u been?

For me, work dey slaughter me for my head and yet I still get time post here LOL!

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7860666#msg7860666 date=1299483831]Yep smoked fish will do very nicely n add carrots, string beans n veggies too!

Fresh bread will make this a meal fit for a king![/quote]I once triued changing the food a little making it a fusion recipe. I used smoked fish, beans and I put a little bay leaf cause it has curry powder and chilli in it and than I got put in brinjal in em. That was nice too.

iyatrustee:
ms potato hope u know wetin be gari

I hate to chop gari with cold water YUCK!

But I have to admit once gari go turn to Eba, Damn. . . The thin sweet pass anythin else



[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7860788#msg7860788 date=1299484930]u ought 2 b a Mod in the Food and Nutrition section.Nothin sha, i just wanted to know if u're still alive after all the moarning, but hell, we dont need to discuss our private pleasures on Public Forum right, unlike some wey dey get e-s3x, aw u dey 2day.[/quote]Yusuf, do not be fooled. That dish was copied from Google

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=617789.msg7860647#msg7860647 date=1299483621]@sweet Potato
You would?! Men am so freaking happy rite now!! [/quote]Reed baby, Yes I would do anything for u. Thats how much I love u baby  

roymary:
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