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Reed, do you think we should tape this your television? he is making too much noise.   


Ok baby, I will go cook it right now.

Ms Potato went to the kitchen and starts preparing the dishes for Reed and her to chop. While cooking she came to realize that the television seems to be looking hungry as well and the character in the TV Yusuf has drool all ovr his face while looking at Ms Potato Cook.


Ms. Potato: Uhmmm,. . . babe, I think your TV is hungry oo. Should I cook for him too?

ok Iya. go ahead. Good luck in your work.

LOL @ Yusuf!!!




Baby, ok naa. Wetin u want chop. I will cook it sharp sharp

Iya, sorry naa. To be honst me too but you guys made me wild oooo



Guess we are officially addicted and hooked to NL!

Oh mehn. . . . I hope this movie they go make love oo. I want see different styles so I can try it on my baby

iyatrustee:
*iya couldnot control the anger any longer. she rushes towards potato like a wounded lion and Gbam! carries her and offloads her into the nearest gutter swimming pool*. I am sorry, i dont know what came over me

Iya, you sure you fit carry me with my body size double from yours?

Baby, I fear for this your TV ooo, . I think say it is very high technology but despite the fear I like it very much! It makes me Hot!

O ya, lets watch TV and do it baby! Wetin say you?

Baby! Why this your Japanese TV even get this thin way ask us to change channel? na waa ooo! This is a shocking revelation!

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=610605.msg7871580#msg7871580 date=1299597145]See this mosquito yusuf na my luvly wifey to take do house girl? For your mind.

Don't worry luv no e-holiday here again. The ACs n TVs that we were supposed to install for them lets take them away.[/quote]No worries naa. I figured out how to E holiday here. All we have to do is tie Yusuf on a tree using Iya as a rope and voila! We will have our own personal E holiday with lots of love making

Baby, I know u are too sweet but abeg now. That your fart no go enta for ma side ooo

Wow! Baby, I thought you say you no get money for this month cause your mother want you buy piano for her to play for her buffday last January so how you fit come buy this TV sef?

WOW! baby, please do not miss this scene naa and stop fartin in the water!!!!!

See this scene naa. I think say the main character will slap his gal for lying to him oooo. . .  ,  (Ms Potato watching with full anticipation)

Baby, this is scary oo. If we want to E holiday hia, na the owner go ask me do house work and wash his pants on a daily basis.

^^^ Na why I be your maid now>?

Na waa see this TV get emotions like human being ooo baby. na Japanese Product you go buy or Naija product?

Baby! Why you go buy this TV fit vex as us back?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7871133#msg7871133 date=1299593703]Yeah, my Pr1ck, u might have seen it wen we were kids, but sis, sorry, no more show, reeds got one, go look at his own. H3ll, Do more than look @ It. [/quote]I beg your pardon!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Oh geeeezzzz. . . . Baby. yes ooo. This comedy dey make me laugh tire! I swear I almost peed in this our love bath tub but thank God say I dey wear diapers

Yusuf u are hiding sumthin from me


Reed baby, no lets do it on our thread naa, This thread is for Yusuf and Iyatrustee

[quote author=Lily-Z link=topic=558455.msg7871023#msg7871023 date=1299592912]Probably a pale English guy  [/quote]LOL

[quote author=George_D link=topic=558455.msg7870912#msg7870912 date=1299592179]ms potato,
pls pardon my manners.i was only stunned for words.besides maybe i can be of a little help in that regards?[/quote]Are u trying to say that you are Edo?

Odunharry:
mama ngozi is dat u and your hubby in d above picture?u people are hot.

na waa for u oooo. . . LOL!

Huh For whia u go see her pic? I only saw the picture which I put up there naa

Ok, but just to let you know I really cherish your friendship. U prove me wrong in so many ways and thats what made me admire you. U know when you said what you said earlier, I even managed to shed some tears you know? As in real tears and Im really serious about this.