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Tpiah, MsDarkSkin is a nice lady naa but that rodent 190 is a pure rodent.

He just wont stop stalking me with his chicken albino tears!!!

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Its tiring naaaa

My advice is tell that your Zimbabwean friend to just be happy that she have a German husband that is caring for her and she should learn not to be greedy! And as for that Nigerian guy, if you ever meet up with him, tell him to leave that your Zimbabwean friend alone and suggest that he go get a suga momma to settle his wahala!

So she is scared to move back with her ex cause she scared she might be bored?

My Gosh! What kinda reason is this?

Ok, now Im angry. . .

Abeg now. leave the guy alone jor. . . . COntinue with this her present bf! ABeg! Life is that simple why make life so complicated?
She is happy with Chinedu so give it up already. Put the past behind and no point wondering over spilled milk.

Girl puleasee!

Guilty as charged 

So how has your day been?

Hope not too stressfull cause of our earlier fight escapades.

Ms Potato went towards Lord Reed whom is currently sitting on a chair watching football. She went behind him and gave him a head massage.

So just because she saw him with a so called gold digger than now she is feeling the heats for him?

Girl, is that even an excuse?

ANyways, it seems to me that your ex doesnt really love that gf of his either cause he seems to be falling for u.

If you aare having double feelings like this, its obvious that your love is not genuine towards one or all of those guys .

Dump one and move on with one. Thats all I can say. Otherwise, just stay single cause from the looks of things, you dont seem to take your relationship seriously

Oh my Lord Reed. . . That was th best s3x I have ever tasted. . . I can't believe u are getting better by the day baby

Jenny, you know to be greedy is a very bad thing to do.

Its like the saying in chinese, Once a beggar is given rice to eat, he should not ask for a chicken thigh as beggars cannot be choosers.

You are with your current bf. You love him and he loves you. Theres no problem between the two of you yet I dont see why should you seek for another man to replace the current one which you are happy with. Even people wont do that to a product which they are happy with. Why should you look back in memory lane and go back to past history? There is a reason why you both broke up before isnt it?

U dont seem to be like a person whom is grateful or satisfied with what you already have. Its like when someone gives you a chicken wing to eat, you go want chicken thigh to eat and when people give you chicken thigh to eat, you go ask for a whole chicken to eat

She moaned louder and louder as she is reaching for org4sm. She screamed More baby, more dont stop! Harder! Faster!!!

Lord Reed pick up more pace and screw Ms Potato faster and harder.

Ms Potato than scream loudly like as if she was on a roller coaster ride. She had never screamed that loud and high before. Lord Reed could not take it anymore he than jerk off.

Ms Potato and Lord Reed than head to the shower.

Ms. Potato: Baby, another round?
Lord Reed: I was about to ask you that baby!

Lord Reed carried Ms Potato to the couch where he had her sit down and he knelt in front of her. He started to lick her Womanliness and tracing his tongue gently over the lips while reaching up to massage her bosoms. He sucked each kitty lip into his mouth to savor her juices while flicking his tongue across them. Then he did the alphabet trick and traced his tongue over them in the shape of each letter of the alphabet as he moved his hands down so he could carress her fine a55 and slowly start to finger bleep her Womanliness while eating her. She was moaning loudly with pleasure.

Than Ms Potato took out his hardening prick and stroked it a few times.Then she said “Let me taste this handsome meat.” stroked it a few more times and then she inserted her mouth and started sucking LOrd Reed's prick. She pick up pace but sucking it harder and faster. Than she removed the prick from her mouth and start licking underneath Lord Reed's prick. Lord Reed was in heaven. He closed his eyes while letting out a manly soft moan. Than Ms Potato took Lord Redd's prick and bosoms 4uck it and it made Lord Reed moan a little more.

Ms Potato got up and went on top of Lord Reed and started to ride him slowly at first leaning forward so we could share a long passionate kiss. She was moving at the perfect rhythm so he could time his thrusts upward to meet hers perfectly. Lord Reed than slid his face down so he could bury his face between her lucious bosoms sucking them as she rode. That must’ve set something off inside her as she wrapped her arms around him and suddenly started riding him hard and fast like a racehorse. . . . . . .

Baby, when are we going to go on an E holiday ?

She shivers as she moans louder when he touches her cherry.

She spreads her legs open wider while closing her eyes moaning and breathing heavily.

Ok baby. I miss u the whole of yesterday

Oh Shait! I thought I have slaughtered Cork and feed him to my pet Dinosaur. . . Didnt know he rose up from the dead

there is none there on my list.

I am sticking to Edo guys.

macjive01:
she says the naija guy luvs her for real [/b]and really wants to marry her. As a naija mysef i have doubts abt such, but .  .  .she seems to be so so into this guy yet she doesnt want to lose the German.

i was thinking to advise her to tell her German she needs to visit Africa, then use the opportunity to arrange for the guy, but she needs to divorce him first!. and that wud mean his consent. lawyers. And the court.

[b]verdict: TOUGH. Bleep

Love her enough to get his visa.

Willing to marry her enough to get his visa.

Greed at its fullest

Ms. Potato runs into Lord Reed's arms and hug him . Lord Reed wipe away the tears from Ms Potato eyes and face and he says, " Baby, Im so sorry". Ms Potato still slightly sobbing look at Lord Reed's eyes with full of innocence and said, ok. . . .

Lord Reed than smiled and say, "U silly thing u. Crying over an ice cream. . . "

Than they both started kissing passionately while their tongue twirled up against each other. . . . . .

They both continued on kissing while Lord Reed carressing and touyching Ms Potato soft long shiny black hair. . . .

Jeeeeezzzz. . . I dont like this your story. . .This is all fake love I tell ya and I am definitely against it. Why does she come to you for advice? Let her do whatever she wants. Either way, everything will turn sour for her because of greed. Everyone in this story is greedy and selfish.

The Zimbabwe girl only wants her German husband cause of his money

The Nigerian man only wants your Zimbabwean friend because of Visa

Your Zimbabwean friend only wants the Nigerian guy for his prick.

I suggest all of them better go fo confession and start fasting for this month.


Which reminds me this Wednesday is Ash Wednesday! 

Im not jelous of Dyt. Im just upset with you.

But anyway, its ok.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=618846.msg7867311#msg7867311 date=1299545463][color=deeppink]^^You mean "Entrance"?[/color][/quote]No. Definition of in trance


1. A hypnotic, cataleptic, or ecstatic state.
2. Detachment from one's physical surroundings, as in contemplation or daydreaming.
3. A semiconscious state, as between sleeping and waking; a daze.

una no sabi wetin be in trance abi?

Cause of what you said. . . First you said You Me and than you changed it to You! Its like u are covering up something. Im so sad. . .


Let me go paint the whole house as Im facing depression. . .

Sorry, I mean he must be in trance

he must in trance Mama Gee

When a man goes out to hustle for the day, he face alot of tension/stress/burden and he has alot to think about. He has to satisfy the people he work for and work with, he has to think for the spending of the utility bills, monthly rental and so on so forth. . . If he is unbale to do all this, he will count himself as auseless man. Therefore the least a woman can do is to make sure when get back home, heis to meet something close to heaven .

No

Na this NL be like Nollywood naa. U sabi em

Im not sure which couple last long. But I could have sworn it chould be me and . . . . . . . . . .

Just because I be 1/2 chinko with small eyes unlike those with big round frog eyes. . .

Just because I be yellow like albino and no get shiny glossy dark choc skin. . .

Just because my bosom's is 1/4cm smaller than those bosoms from Africa

Just because I am short and not tall like Naomi Campbell,

doesnt mean I dont have a heart and I dont have feelings. . . .

Ms Potato is torn. . . Ms Potato is heart broken. . . Ms Potato is. . . . . .




let me go fry some potatoes to chop right now. . . Im so sad that Im suffering from depression. . . . 

Tpiah, u have spoken my mind. U go girl.

I use to love ice cream so much but now when I think of it. . . . . . Hmmm!

Ice cream is no more for Ms Potato!!!

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7864071#msg7864071 date=1299514724]yeah, i'll try to make it up some how, she seems not b responsive however, lets see how things go, just wondering, shld i start a new topic? "And the award of The oldest NL couple goes to!!!!!?"[/quote]Oldest NL Couple? WOW!!! heheheh! First of all, do you know who is he oldest Nairaland couple?

Tpiah! Yes we were very serious. . . . And now Lord Reed is gone. I hard he has went to church to profess his sins to Father Tung about , , . . God know what but WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Im really sad and heart broken.

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Omolola, how dare you!!!


Yusuf, why would this thread get lock for

I mean like say the past fewdays you left her alone here naa