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You are not serious I swear!

Eyah:
I was encaged at work for a special assignment. Glad to see you around here.

Wow! Special assignment? LOL! Hope it went well for you.

Hmmm. . . ive been missing u.

yes, Im back but dont know when am I going to have to leave NL again because of work

But if you realy decided to leave, than at least please go add me for FB. Its l  

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7870741#msg7870741 date=1299590632] very funny, Clap 4 your self,[/quote]No be me for this picture naa. Its your Iya's picture oo. Did u view her profile?

ANd you havent answered me. Why are u leaving me? Yusuf, I really like u as my friend. Please ont leave me naa

Poster, you must be delusional.

So in that case, since women invented cooking, therefore men are not allowed to be chefs. Are you trying to say that?

Or since women invented sewing, therefore men are not allowed to be fashion designers and are considered fake? So John Galliano, Christobal Balenciaga and other designers are suppose to piss off?

And since swomen tarted off with the modelling careers, therefore men like Calvin Klein, Tyson Beckford, Julien Quevenne and others are not allowed to be models. . .

So what now?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=610605.msg7870566#msg7870566 date=1299589104]u changed the title of the topic, now iya would always be Hot when she's loggin into NL,

i hope u've also found a substitute to take my place wen i'm out of the country NL [/quote]Yusuf where u going??

Why do you do this to me? Do you know ive always enjoyed your company here on NL?

Why? Are u hating me again?

amu ukwu:
Bn a regular on this site since 2008 but refused to register. Preferred reading comments than registering. Today, I registered all because of Ms Potato. I love her comments. Girl, wherever you are, just know you brought me on board.

Really? Me?? Awww, . Im so touched

Eyah my sweeheart sister, where have u been?

Tosinville:
Sorry: No nigerian girl in my criteria list.

Does that mean u prefer Asian?

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=615769.msg7870321#msg7870321 date=1299587313]Iya, see wetin miss potato tok for here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-610605.288.html#msg7869530 wetin u think?  

@ Potato & Reed, okay, i no go pay, com fight me [/quote]O ya. Thats the spirit . LOL!

Ok, u want figh hang on let me get my boxing gloves!

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7870296#msg7870296 date=1299587117]Strips down to a comfortable swim wear and steps in. He picks up the chilled champagne flutes and hands one to sweet Potato.

Cheers baby![/quote]baby, abeg now. we no be Oyinbo.

Ms Potato take the champagne out from Reed's hands and put it one side. She than took out Sapele water

Cheers baby!

Tosin, u are not srious at all. . . Im like the oldest woman on NL. Its a fact. Thats why people call me Mama Ngozi ooo

Nope. I just call him my boss. Aftr all he is LORD REED

Tosin Im an old lady naa. I will be 28 years old this year. I started dating on th 15 March 2008

oh Gosh! LOL! Ive been single for like 23 years from the day I was born and I started dating age 24 so if I were to tell u what did I enjoy when I was single, well, to be honest I dont really remember. I take life as it comes. I cherish being single just like I cherish being in a relationship. So no comment on this one  

Ms Potato remove her bath robe and leaving her bikini on and take a dip into the bath tub.

Ok, Baby, come and join me

Tell her to give you cash to buy a car.

What stoopid foolishness is this

I am shaking my head. . . Seriously. These days, women and money!!! Na by force get money all the time abi? Whatever happen to hardships of life to value money? Ehn?

Olodo Oloshi groundnut! 

Poster, I dont know from which drainage you go pick up this girl from but I swear, her old man no go teach her well well!

[quote author=George_D link=topic=558455.msg7868452#msg7868452 date=1299572134][/quote]Im sorry but is Edo not a tribe?

I would prfer to be funny actually

But based on your list i think the closest is ugly n smart

Yusuf, abeg now. if u no ant us come hia do dirty thin than please call your Iyatrustee to come to your lair and than you both go do dirty thin

Yusuf and Iyatrustee, I guess my boss is tellin me to charge you both entrance fee. O ya, Cash or credit card?


Yes baby, you are welcome to call the ghost hunters to hunt down 190.

Baby, so sorry I was preparing the warm tub of flowers for us to soak in together in a few minutes time. Than after that Im giving you a full body massage

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=615769.msg7868758#msg7868758 date=1299574822]Thrill baby! Pure thrill![/quote]And thats it?

What klinda reward can you get from racing?


Yes baby. Thats how much I love u

Baby, but driving fast is dangerous naaa. WHat if sumthin happens to you wetin I fit do? 

Baby, hmmm. . . too bad I cannot swim. Im kinda scared of water cause I have almost got drowned a few times before

CAR RACING U mean u like watching it or participating in it!!!

U like Arsenal Na waaa ooo. U and my sister can shake hands.

I love boxing and martial arts too, And I love ice hockey!

What sports you play?