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Saying the phrase "I cannot help it" cause he hates that phrase.

Biting my finger when Im nervous. The last tme I did it, he made me soak my injured finger in hot water(not that hot but hot enough to scare me) cause my fingers were all like being infected.

Never to walk behind him as he cannot see me if Im at his back.

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[quote author=nne_mak link=topic=542921.msg7062297#msg7062297 date=1288693639]what he meant was dat you should flaunt your bobies at him, put on see thru dress when your bf is not around,

But my own advise to you if you love your BF like u said, Report his friend to him sharp-sharp,[/quote]Abeg no vex like this naa . . . Calm down

adolfe bad:
All i'm saying is if you feel you realise how much of a soddened fool or cheap pig he thinks you are by that attitude and your ego feels deeply insulted.,.then you would feel very disgusted and that little HATRED is the right energy you need to be able to PLAY him hellishly.,.

Every single player in their lifetime come across one very strong DEVIL lady who drives them insane, expunges their flying ego and leaves a permanent scar.,.
It can be you if you have what it takes lol

Gush! That would be really mean. , Im not sure if uhmmm. . Well, . .

snthesis:
sorry - i meant ms.ropeto

will lola go for $.01 per yr

[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7064060#msg7064060 date=1288708395] who called u dat? PARATO,  dats worst[/quote]U guys are mean I swear. . . I dont think I wanna date any male Nairalanders here. All are meaner including the poster of this thread.

But its ok, Cause Mama Ngozi no dey take sh1t from you boys U tofu Octopus Heads!  

snthesis:
u can keep ms parato- give me y me

PARATO MA FREAKING FOOT!

odiaero:
Ye, lemme put it is a Sexy tone--------SAXY

LMAO!

slap1:
@Ms. Potato. Geraway sef! Wot u tinkin u r?! Haba! Kilode? Kilonsele? Kilometer/h? Kilo-everything!!

I forggoten your name is SLAP

buccaneer7:
Those could be yours for the taking, we have also included Ms. Potato free of charge, you would have to put all the previous bill in one to get SALUV since we have notice from your previous visit to our showroom that you are very mush liking it sorry _her. However, our noble company will be happy to return your blank cheque and give you these other products free of charge for old time sake. You are welcome to do business always.

Regards,

I will complain you to the headquarters u just wait and see.

odiaero:
 So sorry honey, i never knw it was ya

U are forgiven sweety, so whatcha think of ma name? Sexy eh?  

[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7063756#msg7063756 date=1288706546][size=14pt]Nuffin you can do abt it[/size], You r mine now, Thank God [/quote]Really? So what you gonna do about odiaero eh?

odiaero:
gabryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, so this is u? come closer hv this because of this, u Bidding from me starts wiv 10,000 Euros

U are mean oo. See how you dey insult me the past few days all because I became Ms Potato

slap1:
Buy Y me get Ms. Potato FREE, 4real. Truss me!

Me free ke? Tufiakwa!

@ Topic,

What else, 4uck, 4uck and 4uck and make sure he cuums in me for real!

[size=18pt]Mehnnn. . . See you guys gossip behind my back like this!!!!! [/size]

Why my fav is missing naa,      

Anyway lemme know when una don put'am for market, I,m talking of MS. ROPETO. I got $10 here baby.

Dont even want googles, gimme ms ropeto,  am dying to offer 10$

Ms Ropeto is not available for sale as the auctioneer has decided to keep her for himself. *Wide grin*
Please try other NL girls freely available at 30 - 50 Naira.

dont even want googles, gimme ms ropeto,  am dying to offer 10$

Um. . . Sori sir, but Mr Cork just broke into the ware-house and ran away wit her. But u can stil pay, we'd organize a search-party wit d moni.

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[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=543381.msg7063655#msg7063655 date=1288705776] [size=14pt] MEHN this pretty chick(en) mrs. ropeto no wan follow im buyer   [/size] [/quote]Do I look like a product to you ehn?  


[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7063671#msg7063671 date=1288705893]You becoming too stubborn,   where are dis courier service sef, Oya package 'am stright to my bedroom, I don dey see 190, n other guys bidding. for you, Any delay fir terminate dis transaction.  [/quote]Me stubborn ke? I no be product now. And wetin you call the below?

190:
[color=deeppink]No questions asked,


Now herez my bid


here,


9, Mrs.potato, £500

190:
[color=deeppink]No questions asked,

If im the highest bidder, then i would like who ever is behind this auction 2 ship,

her azz to me through DHL express ( all charges and rates and fees on me immediately)

we can arrange my address outside NL,

Now herez my bid

I would rebid again for some of my well known concubines!!
They know themselves!!

here,

1, queeneve/mrseve/mrs-evil-- I bid £300
2, Ganja (she knows herself--winks)-- I bid £5,000 (she mite not know how high i regard her)
3, Tjiskii-- I bid £7500
and if she gets me a boy within 1 year of marriage i owe nairaland members £10,000 each per person
4, Creamish-- she cheated on me, I bid £10
5, Aminalib--she gave me a hard time, i bid £1200
6, Tpiah, £10,000
7, Mama-gee-- £10,500
8, THEAMAKA, £200,000
9, Mrs.potato, £500
10, odunnu, £5000 and if she gives me twins within our first two years of marriage i would
pay her an extra £15,000 Excluding Value added tax
11, jenibayo-- £15
12, mukina-- £120 (i kant marry my elder sister)
13, Love bug-- Sanitary pad,G-strings and Vuitton pants and thongs!!
14, Dyt, £4,000
15, SA Goddess, £3000
16, Uju---£7,000 inclusive of a 5start vacation to any country of her choice!![/color]

i am not for sale and Im no concubine  

[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7063054#msg7063054 date=1288701616]I,m bidding for Ms Potato's $1000.00 RAW-CASH!!!! maybe u can add Inked herd for free, I go manage her. [/quote] But Im not for sale oo. This Potato is an old woman and she no fit move fast u know?

snthesis:
$0.20- 4 ms.ropeto ;d ;d

na waa for that squirrel name called ROPETO!!!

buccaneer7:
You nor fit, unless ofcourse if you smoke dry chit