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^^^ Abi ooo. Every yeye fowl dance has no limits. U can dance anyways, anyhow while closing your eyes. The reason why you have to close your eyes is to avoid looking or watching others laughing or intulting at you. Yu must shake to the extreme without caring about what other people think. That is called the yeye fowl dance.

Yes, Fufu is Pounded Yam

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=705208.msg8644094#msg8644094 date=1309747240]They are just being funny. Trust me.[/quote]Most of them?


[quote author=James-dman link=topic=705208.msg8644222#msg8644222 date=1309751830]Seconded!! N probably, it's dere way of complimenting u guyz. So, jst take it in gud faith as a compliment.[/quote]How is it a compliment sef?

pleep:
This is what happens when you Have secs too much    You become one person. You may not notice it but everyone else will.

His Spurm is probably swimming in your bloodstream altering your DNA as we speak.

LMAO!!! where on earth did you find this kinda theory sef?

NIL cause so far nobody seems genuine here and some are even childish and spoiled. The ladies can see for themselves

Where have u been sweetie?

190:
^HUH? I have mzdarkskin pant to worry bout

I thought you left her for natasha?

upendo 98:
@potato lol
Interesting you mentioned smthing I also do.
if I get pissed off by anybody,I work my Bottom off.I mean I can even sweep the entire estate for free!
you painted the whole house?
Well I onced cleaned the whole house the whole night!! reorganised everything while listening to music and in the morning every muscle of my body was aching.
I dont know why that gives me so much satisfaction.
But my anger was gone. I guess it all went into cleaning.

Awww. . . I feel like u and I are somehow related

I miss Pweety too

african1:
Next time someone asks you is he your brother? Say no, but I do sleep with him though!!!!

LOL!

Usually they wont ask they would just say Awww. . . You both look like brother and sister or awww. . . You both look the same and they would give that sweet smile after saying that.

And mybf and I would look at each other with full of confusion.


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=705208.msg8643973#msg8643973 date=1309742825]Ms. Potato

Did they say you and your guy were Angelina Jolie's kids? I do not see how they would assumed that you being Asian and him being Black looks ALIKE.

I guess the person had cataracts. [/quote]LOL!!!! Cataracts! LOL!

But u see Chima, they have been alot of peopkle calling us that so I dont think all of them have cataracts.

190:
[color=deeppink]Potato it happens
When u skin dive somebody alot thats whats happen
You trade traits and share characters


Thank goodness for this thread,  I was about creating a thread regarding my gf who farts almost everytime when we r together. But the help I need here is, my fart has started smelling like hers, what is going on Nlanders? I know the smell of my fart is quite different, but whenever she farts in my presence, the next day my fart wud start smelling like hers, does any1 have an idea of what that is? Very curious (eyoniggar 2011)

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-345385.0.html.[/color]

What does fart have to do with anything sef?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Awkward


But they do say, couples start looking like eachother after a while [/color]

But my mom and dad does not look like each other jor and they both have been married for 28 years

M M M:
op
let see your pics

omega25red:
^^^ word show us a pic of the two of you so we can judge

I go fear ooo cause you guys might take it out and do sumthin with it

upendo 98:

No dear u aint fat! you are 'fast' lol

I will look up for that somali song on youtube! gosh I hope I dont get blown trying to load!
oooh so you pay your bills too ? the your my sis! I also pay my rent/bills/food,thank God am not studying now so no fees for me
But your taste for music a somali song wht do they call their dance styles? shake booty pirate?

What do u mean by fast now?

Uhmmm. . . yeah. I kinda pay my bills. Ok, maybe not exactly but sumtimes I do pay my bills. But as for my school fees, yes, I pay it my own. My taste of music is more towards rap, RnB and Pop. Dance style is called the yeye fowl dance style

Abi ooo. Its sooo insulting! If I have a gun, I would hunt them down like a wild boar!

Everytime when my bf and I walk hand in hand to market, to the mall, to church, to the football field, to school, all our friends always say we look like brother and sister and Im like WTF! Im yellow and he is black, I have small eyes and he have big eyes, I have straight hair and he has frizzy hair. . . . What on earth do they mean by we look like brother and sister?

Everytime they say it, I feel so insulted and I got angry in a way but theres nothing I could do about it.

How is it possible that two person with completely two different race/ethnicity/parents will be seen as a brother and sister?

As much as I like Dbanj but NO!

190:
^If no guava then he goes for ELEPHANT GRASS

^^^ And u will go for Donkey nostril hair 

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=704045.msg8639467#msg8639467 date=1309676389]I once caught my ex( at that time she was not an ex) with another guy and I pretended I was a friend of her roomate who came asking after her and I left the room so they can continue their act. She came running after me and I was like really I came to see your friend and not you so why should I be angry?[/quote]U werent angry over that? Than after the incicdent what did u do? Were u still with her?

190:
Ask mzdarkskin

Stop beating around the bush oo

9dynasty:
when i'm angry i just eat guava

lOL! U serious? What if theres no Guava for market than what?

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=690653.msg8642698#msg8642698 date=1309725137]~~9ice biography dere. Tnx. Egusi is melon seeds. Egusi soup is made frm melon seeds. The melon seeds are dried n d chaff that make up d outter coat is removed, leavin d white, dried melon seeds which are sold in commercial quantity. The soup is made frm d grinded melon seeds. Egusi soup is to a Nigerian, wat burger is to an American or noodles to a Chinese. For more info on hw d soup is made, check out diz thread on food section: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2885.0 html[/quote]Egusi is my most favortie dish in the whole wide world especially if I eat Egusi soup with Pounded Yam 

^^^ A woman has gotta do what a woman has gotta do

upendo 98:
@ potato

yep you look like a spoilt baby lol.
you were fed on tooo much cerelac ,cheese and pawpaw.The reasons for the chubby chubby cheeks 
I really love your personality I guess thts why we click. I am a down to earth person guess thts why i like you.
Interesting tht you are a 'consultant 'for hooking pple up.Wow tht must be talent for real.
You need to start charging. dont allow people to misuse you ok??
I like the fact thet u were the first person to contact me and ask me questions openly.I like that.
But being a public forum and knowing the madness associated wth internet I prefer keeping private stuff where they belong in the private box.
You know smbody referred me to a story on this forum and after reading thru i became very interested.I really loved the discussions and I was scared of joining at first cz am nt frm nigeria.
It was only after reading somwhere that other nationalities are invited, that I decided to join.I have seen pple from chad,cameroon,SA,Gambia etc.Nice variety.
Am African 100%. I just put a quarter or a third of my face on my profile to go wth the message at the bottom.
full pic? na.unless i know you very well. I have seen peoples pics messed up and uploaded on internet.
crzy.

@satani
now now now. okay I have said b4 am no secret agent.seriously,I just dnt share evrything abt me at once. then theres' stuff for public and personal too.I know where the line is.
wht was your mail again? I cleaned up my inbox,spam,outbox and all the other boxes.paste your mail here and you will receive a reply.Thts how open I am.Pliz dont harass my dear friend potato. you heard her 'she nobody's 'mothaaaaaaaaaaa'
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She's my friend and am hoping to bring her over to somalia to meet my pirate family.
Can u do a pirate song and dance potato? Ever listened to a somali song? its got no strong beats, its kinda 'wormy wormy'

Are u calling me fat? U might call me spoil but I dont think i am spoil cause at least I have a job and I pay my own school fees and my rent and bills

I like u too thats why I hollered for u my dear

Yes I noticed some people here always wanna use me for sumthin which I am not destined to do.

Yes, I can sing a pirate song from Spongebob Squarepants. Have you heard of that song? Sumthng about "Who lives in a Pineapple under the dea, Sponge Bob Square pants!

Its one of my most favorite song in the entire world

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=701615.msg8635796#msg8635796 date=1309614981]Strong women aren't considered "soft" to the men and that is understandable. Women are viewed as meek objects with no VOICE however men are viewed as masculine objects.

I do not judge men who are "soft" because I do not fall in that societal definition of what a man and a woman should be however I do believe a GROWN man shouldn't behavior as a TEENAGED boy.

My concern is the high level of laziness in men and wanting to boast about being the "King" which is oxymoronic to me however if a King wants to be crowned then he needs to work as King. I believe in tough love and know the brothers can do better than that.[/quote]Annoying really when men behaves like that. I know cause my brother is exactly like that. He is high power oriented but however refuse to work for it He thinks that because he is born as a male, he can get to be the leader without having to work for it. I hated that so much and never did I bother about him cause to me he is just a boy. he doesnt have a job and he still depends on my parents to support him and his wife. He is married and his wife is pregnant and they both are living under my parents roof and he still have the guts to use my father's credit card to buy branded stuffs for him and his wife. Every clothes, every shoes everything they own must be branded but none of them comes from their own hard earn sweat money cause both have never work in their lives. U tell me Chima, can this immature boy be a leader?

davera:
How are you doing?hope every thing is blooming.

If you are referring to me than Ill say Im doing good. If its others, than ignore my post

^^^ LMAO!!! Smart girl!