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richmond500:
How sad, the police should also keep track of the condition of whoever is in their custody, all these death stories is becoming too horror

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People dying in custody is not particular to Nigerian police, u ppl should stop blowing things outta proportion.

RIP to the death

ur own mumu na follow come abi u inherit am? u see any part of my comment where I wished someone death?

I am saying dying in custody happens everywhere, it shouldn't give anyone an avenue to insult Nigeria, but ur IQ is lower than that of a termite so u won't understand my comment

Lots of people use expression(s) they don't know the meaning of. An example is this fellow I'm quoting here.

Oga to say that police brutallity is being blown out of proportion, is to be deliberately out pf touch with what's going on in Nigerian police stations.

As a matter of fact, police brutality in Nigeria is under-reported as so many people die in police custody that their people never even knew that they were arrested by these animals in black in the first place. A whole lot of pthers who can't afford lawyers to make loud noises for them just resign themselves to their fate and go bury their dead.

Your comment up there is very insensitive to the plights of this man's family and Nigerians in general. And its a bare faced falsehood .

[quote author= post=104636150]They want to bury our darling Daddy, they don't know he is a seed.

Awon werey 100%
All of his haters go die before am one by one,
Y'all can only escape the calamity only if this man meant bad for this nation.
But as long as it is the progress and development of this nation he and his Vice want, but some pained frustrated losers, 2 time losers are hell bent of making this nation restless.
All of you will go before PMB.
BUT if he meant bad for Nigeria, this goes to us.

If you are not a hypocrite, say a simple AMEN.
NO LONG tin.

No be curse,
Na FACT.
We Rise. [/quote]Probably the most unpatriotic Nigerian out there. what's with this guy for crying out loud? Evrryone who truly loves Nigeria knows that Buhari is to put it very very mildly, not the best for the country. Everyone but this here fellow.

I guess he's too far gone to volte face-a total lost cause

nitt:
Great read, op.

With the way the insurgency has gone down in the North East one can say that it is a war that has no end in sight, unfortunately.

One important thing I noticed from your narration too is that, the active security agencies in this war I.e the Army, Dss, Cjtf are not working in unison as each one had to verify your movements and reasons for the journey into biu, independently.

It's an operational flaw I think.

If government agencies cannot coordinate this war by working and sharing information effectively in synergy then I think it will definitely impede the process and eventual success in bringing an end to the insurgency.

God help Nigeria end this battle and war.

Great point made bro. The lack of cohension and a common front on the part of the security agent is a flaw and weakness that the enemy can capitalize upon.

Though to be sure, it is a common plight of security agents everywhere in the world. Each agency trying to outdo the other and catch something that a sister agency missed. Basically trying to justify the need for their own existence given the multi level duplication of duties.

Good for the joutnalists tho, that the DSS didn't see the need to 'pass' them down to the police. They wouldn't have been able to escape bailing themselves

BBQZ:
Super interesting. Rest of the voyage please...

Im guessing nothing really interesting abt the part leading up to their Biu detour. And nothing really interesting after it. Just boring and humdrum stuff.

As a matter of fact the writter demarketed Idanre hills to me in a few sentences . Just goes on to buoy my long held belief that most popular tourist attractions in Nigeria are overrated and totally not worth the bother. My humble opinion tho.

hahn:
Beautiful piece!

I slept off reading halfway and woke up this morning to continue.

Moral of the story: Get the fvck out of Nigeria

This country is heading nowhere

Peace is beautiful though. One love bro.

Very interesting read! Nice travel journalism, Witty sentences, nice prose. Very funny and hilarious scenes too. Like the part where Chris wanted to make the guys spend another night in a DSS cell all because of a piece of jewelry. LOL. NOT HAPPENING! I personally have always distrusted guys who wear chains, like one former Oyo state governor I'm not going to mention.

But a thoroughly engaging write up. I ended up suspending every other thing I was doing to read from a to zee. If this guy writes a book, damn sure I'm buying.

All the creative writing aside tho, its really sad to see what Boko Haram has reduced the country to. Really really sad. Used to be that u could just go anywhere in the county not too long ago. A toxic pervasive pseudo-religious idea changed all that. Tragic.

To all those complaining about the length of the article, remember that saying? The best place to hide a thing from a black man is inside a book cos he'd never open it. Who knows what fact/info u guys might have missed out on 'buried' inside this write-up?

Not happening. Fake news. Dont get me wrong; I would dearly love this to happen. But the capitalist that Dangote is, I don't see how he would ever allow this to happen.

This is on the rise again. 11 deaths! Lord have mercy on us....may this storm pass us by in the Name of Your Son, Jesus Christ. Amen

Too bad...lie on da ground, what kind of punishment is that?

Oh boy oooo....just watched the video. That engine is totalled fa. How do u even handle this kain mata? Jailing him doesn't bring d car back. But maybe he will learn after eating watery beans in Prison.

By d way do they still feed prisoners with beans? Thats currently the most expensive food stuffs in Naija.

PataAlhajaKeji:
Even Jesus couldn't save himself on the "cross of calvary".

Ogun kill you and Jesus!

Werey!

Really? O ga o. There are some strong people out there sha...

FutureIsFemale:
Oklahoma man, 24, is charged with rape after he took his pregnant 12-year-old 'girlfriend' to the hospital to give birth to their baby



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9810527/Man-24-charged-rape-took-pregnant-12-year-old-girlfriend-hospital.html

Can this even happen? A 12 YO get pregnant? Not even a teenager yet! Na wa oh. Guy looks Pakistani or Indian...
Oh Mexican....too bad

illicit:
U are a very funny person

What have we done for this your god self, I don't see how our sins affect him

Or is he having a complex

He wants to destroy us yet he keep allowing new babies to arrive?

What a confused god u serve bro

Destroy us for what his nigga Satan caused

Bros...I fear who no fear you oooo because e be like say e no get anybody wey u fear. You no fear God no fear satan....baba me I fear u o.

Anyway sha, na Yonda everybody go know how far.

KillMNKnow:
Who cares they're hypocrite. Obj and GEJ = 16 years. Buhari and yar'adua = 8 years. But we didn't act like crybabies.

Buhari will handover to them in 2023, unlike OBJ who started third time Agenda. Remains 1.5 years but they kept whining like babies.

One Nigeria brings nothing but disrespect to the North. We're losing our religion, ourselfs our laws, our values, culture and adventures. Living with unconscious people.

Just look how blacks are destroying the West. There is over 80 shouting in Chicago over the weekend. 11 kids fatally shot. Go to other black and brown community with Muslim population they live peaceful.

All this terrorist group Taliban, ISIS etc are the creation of the West. They literally admitted to it. but whatever.

Since in the beginning the North decline to join one Nigeria, even when they forced us. Sardauna and Tafawa Balewa did nothing except working for Northern Agenda. The unconscious people think they are the wise ones. Mtwss

Your Arithmetic like your reasoning and logic is all wrong, oga. Obj + GEJ = 14yrs. GMB + MYA = 8 (soon to be 10).

Of course its convenient for your analysis to forget IBBs 8 yrs of misrule, Abachas 5 yrs of infamous tyranny. Or we really go back all the way to Gowon and Murtala Mohammed and GMB's ugly intrusion to our nascent democracy. Lets just be silent about all those. Or maybe u were born in 1999. A lot of us were born before then and we remember.

One more thing stop, ok? Stop talking like Buharis handing over to a southerner is a favour he's doing us. STOP. He doesn't have a choice ok? GMB knows it, you all know it. If he hands over to a Northerner under any guise or any party, the country is OVER. And you Northerners know that very well-y'all are savvy enough to know that he MUST hand over to a southern man. And that's just what might save this country

MANDIPUTIN:
https://gazettengr.com/southern-governors-behaving-like-kanu-igboho/

Could it be because that maybe there's nothing wrong with the way MNK and Igboho are behaving if you are a southerner. And everything wrong with it if u are a notherner?

There are at least 2 big countries in this one Nogeria. At the very least. Its beginning to become obvious to everyone except the ostriches.

fergie001:
SOURCE

Only thing that will make this country survive beyond 2023. ONLY THING.

OnionBandit:
These guys deserve nothing but a slow and painful death, Aswearugad

Nigerians can be so emotional, especially those from the East. How can anyone say this story is not true? Have you all forgotten when Nnamdi Ka nu and his boys were saying this all over twitter?

Chai! No wonder politicians are playing tennis with our brains

Damn!

Why don't people have the fear of God any more? Just look at this fellow corrupting the Name of God. Truly a wicked and perverse generation.

God have mercy on us.

Like seriously, where does this man get these ladies from?

Just read about Willie Agbonivbare tragic life here (https://www.cultkits.com/blog/culture/the-story-of-wilfred-agbonavbare).

Great keeper, great character, tragic life. RIP Legend.

churro:
JSS 3? But these are basic Inter Science topics in my days in JS 1?

Its even been taught in primary school now...Basic Science of Basic 5 and Basic 6. Theres another subject they teach these days that teaches about rape and other stuff to primary school pupils. Cant remember the name now

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious.

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

LOL! You were in JS 3 when u figured out how babies come out to the world. I can't remember precisely when I figured that out. im sure sometime when I was about in d same class. But I remember that it was once one of the greatest mysteries of my life. You see I have a lot of younger siblings, and I would often see my mum's hugely distended belly when she was pregnant, few months later, I would see this 'big' baby in her arms. And I would just wonder over and over again how this baby came out of her belly. Of cos I never asked her how it came out; I just settled in my mind that her stomach was torn open. Later in I would learn that my mom never had a Ceaserian section for all her kids.

paulolee:
my gee, this is becoming stale n boring na...mk jamb do fast fix date so dt can write n pass n get admitted to relieve us from this boring lines all the time.
I pray u pass with strong score bcoz u spend all day spamming all topics with d same dry lines.

Unfortunately your prayers cannot be answered because someone with that kinda mentality CANNOT pass any exam. No be curse?

Too bad

PDJT:
-See boobs. You better go and get yourself a decent man and leave those unthinking idiots in Lugard’s uniform.

And 20 people liked this comment. What kind of people are on here? Someone is in mourning for her fiancé but all someone else can see is her boobs! Ah o ga o!

Pls this particular 'unthinking idiot' is dead. Even if u hate all military guys by default, just pls respect the dead, if its not too difficult for u to do.

But seriously it still floors me that 20 people here clicked the like button for this comment.

Cooldiipo:
politics is a game of number, the north can continue to rule forever because they are the majority according to the books; but may i appeal to them to never give us anybody in the mold of Buhari. I for one knows you have brilliant mind, i have read about many amazing northerner who are outstanding and progressive. Don't just send them to waste away at NNPC, CBN and come. Do you need external battery and powerbank for laptops, phones etc. Ten hours plus guaranteed and twenty four hours of usage very possible! Recommend to your friends.

Probably the stupidest comment I ever read on Nairaland. Highly likely

Way to go Bayelsa.. No open grazing, no ranching. A round of applause for you guys down South.

Please Mr Fayemi, I have a question Sir.. From whose land are you planning to create ranches? Is it from your own personal land? I hope it's not Ekiti Land you are planning on handing over to Bororo Fulani in the name of creating ranches?

We are trying to evict the fulanis from the SW our governor is trying to please the Fulanis because of his personal ambitions.

People that have expansionist agenda and should not be given so much as a square inch of land else they claim everything by conquest or any other means, Mr governor wants to give ranches to them.

The indigenous Ekiti farmers how much have you helped them in their land that you want to carve up Ekiti land for a marauding clan of murdering and raping fulanis.

What's da business Mr governor? On top dis your dead-on-arrival presidential ambition? You wan invite fulani to Ekiti? When other States are evicting them?

This is so painful. Why is my state always cursed in its choice of govetnors?

How I wish the bills would translate to food on our tables.

At this time what we need especially in the South is tangible productive action that would yield result within the space of 6-12 months and make us able to feed ourselves with little or no input from the North, not some useless bills. Let them shove their bills.

It's a pity that in these desperate times, the Yorubas do not have a clear leader to stand up against oppression and tyranny and articulate our views and voice our opinions. All our 6 governors or 7 (including Kwara), the so-called Asiwaju Tinubu, Femi Gbaja, Fasola and especially the vice president. From all quarters the silence is deafening. The only notable exception to this is Akeredolu of Ondo state and he hasn't done nearly enough.

The man dies in all who keep silent in the face of tyranny... Wole Soyinka

samso247:
Indomie... Dem dash me d indomie, borrowed pepper and onions from my neighbor, cooked it and ate it with joy


Total cost = 0naira

Na lie...gas wey u take cook am nko? Or kerosene. Dem borrow u that one join?

So sad.... The futility of this thing called life.

jenny005:
Pls lets stop this protest. What has been done has been done. U cant undo the past cos even with this protest it wont change anything

What are u saying na? What of value for human life?

DonFreshmoney:
Cant they just hang these almajiris on a mango tree or even self shoot them on sight.. this is becoming stupid

wow...you don't really mean that i hope. shoot kids? they are still innocent kids & their only crime in life is being born in Nigeria.