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Lmao. No difference. Only difference is that he is using one color only now. What's with all these loud, garish colors Na? These are not men friendly colors Abeg. Na wa

Good. E remain Buruji Kashamu

Lmao

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she sends you back out to fight after you come in crying because your agemate beat you

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she encourages your teachers to whoop your asš very well if you mess up in school.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she asks you Why are you crying? Did I touch you? Yet she just beat the living daylights out of you.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she promises to help you keep money to buy clothes but you never see such clothes.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she insists you wear your sweater underneath your school uniform because of the cold and just so you could can't remove it in school.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if you say "mommy, I'm hungry" and she points to her arm or legs and say "Eat that".

ndidibabe:
Idiot! Preaching against himself!!!

Madam, are you okay? It's like you're menstruating. How am I preaching against myself? Did you read the post? You're the idiot obviously.

donodion:
Problem is when these desperate-get rich-or die trying- nuisance from we all know where,get caught,he won't be addressed as an individual but a national of Nigeria.
They wont listen cos they don't care.Its not poverty that drove him to pushing drugs, remember he sold his property and "invested" in dangerous substances. Such individual wit mindset won't mind investing in fake drugs to import back and sell to Nigerians.Always look at the motive behind the choice to be involve in crime.That's why they are hated all over.

I swear you're a genius. The bolded part of your post is so on point. If a man could sell of his property and "invest" in drugs, then such a person is capable of murdering everybody in Nigeria. Their "Get Rich or Die Trying" syndrome is just scary, go watch the video of the Malaysian police officer interviewing them. So maddening. Lord have mercy.

bugzbunny:
The hate is oozing
Wow
Dnt let it kill u
Let it all out
Attaboy.......... Wow
Thank u Nairaland.....
u guys really saved a soul

Have you eaten this morning?

bamidele029:
They will come to nairaland and tell us how they are landlords , awon ole oshi

Exactly!!!! Awon Ole gbogbo. Rubbish

They never listen. They should have allowed him board the flight and let him meet his certain death. After a good number of them have been executed in those Asian countries, maybe their cohorts with a penchant for quick money making will smell the coffee and know that drugs trafficking is the surest freeway to meet the Lord.

Thieves oshi. Afterwards they will be flaunting ill gotten wealth up and down, claiming to be industrious and hardworking. Not knowing na drug money. We know una logo anyways.

Good job kiddo! I hope he doesn't constitute to the brain drain in Nigerian and run to North America or Europe after the Youth Service and Housemanship is completed, cos the Nigerian situation and way of encouraging our best brains and discouraging and frustrating.

coolestrogue:
One Nigeria

I love your post. Should be devoid of tribalism. If the guy was among my brothers and sisters from across the Niger, you would have been hearing all kinds of divisive and tribalistic hailings now.

Baby mamas and mistresses. Smh

Vivly:
No. Please teach me personnel management.
Please we've passed that level where we celebrate normal work norms. Should I start posting pics and celebrating the doctor that treated me or the teacher that taught me? Those are regular stuff dude!! What happens to those then, who go out of their way to do beyond what they're supposed to do? More than what they're paid for? Maybe we'll throw them a festival.

Jeez. Why so angry? Please calm down.

charlycharles:
Must u vomit even when it is obvious that u cant comprehend well constructed write up of this calibre. just do d needful and shut dat poo up if u see no points in such master piece.

I won't dignify you with an answer good enough to give you sleepless nights. You're already confused as it is. Bye

PDP are getting quite jobless. They haven't quite mastered the art of being the opposition..... I mean, if you don't have anything good to say, why say it at all?

I am not saying they should not talk, but must they put out releases on every issue? They are fast becoming a joke in Nigeria. I guess that Metuh guy has to earn his pay, which mean making a mockery of his party just so he can look busy. Nawa for Nigeria oo. God help us!!

steppin:
It's a season of numbers. Ten things this, 6 things that.
Op, you must have being a regular in public transport, for you to know all this.
Later you go still dey form ajibota.

What is ajibota please?

Lord have mercy with these drownings. Just this last week, a 15 year old Nigerian boy also drowned in one of the rivers here. I guess everybody is swimming because of the summer.

I pray his soul finds rest and give his parents, family and loved ones the fortitude to bear the loss. So sad

ollah1:
The way people compare phones ehnn it's really funny. Ohh k good, u had a bad experience with your s5 that automatically means all android phones are below par. So all iphones don't have any issues at all in anyway ?

Your phone barely last you 6 hours on 4GLTE and you are screaming foul. You are funny tho ,how many phone would last you longer than 6 hours on 4G LTE? Besides iPhone 6 plus, which other iPhone can last you that long? Iphone 6 won't even last you 3 hrs till it dies

Screaming foul? Smh. Bye. Learn better ways to address someone is isn't arguing with you but putting her points across. Bye again

ollah1:
What samsung did you used? Which phone doesn't get hot? Which phone doesn't consume more battery life on 4G LTE??

An S5. Prior to that, I had a Z10. The screen used to be hot as well but not as hot as the S5, I mean the Samsung gets so hot that I can't even touch it to my cheek or ear when I get calls! Its that bad. I've a 6plus now and I tell you there is a huge difference. I like Androids cos of their flexibility and because it's opensource and all but I'd rather get another BB OS10 than get another android.

And when the Android is on 4GLTE it barely lasts 6 hours. Barely. I could keep my IOS on 4GLTE for a whole day and still have leftover battery life the next day.

lovely17:
we all know apple products are just names that's all they are not as good as they appear Samsung s5 is way better than iPhone 6 talkless of S6

Lol. That's all I can say. S5 you say? Lol. Lol

Used a Samsung and hated it. Myriad of problems like overheating(sometimes I can't even PCI calls and put my phone to my ear cos the screen is so hot!), poor battery life(I carry my charger everywhere and the battery drains even more if you're on 4GLTE network), unresponsiveness (Just freezes up for no reason), some issues with calls (I will make calls and not heart he person I'm calling but they'll hear me.... and this was a 3 month old phone that I bought brand new), lots of nonsense on google store that even download second apps on your phone without you knowing and lots more.

Moved to the iPhone 6plus and I loved everything. Fluid and just a joy to use. Never getting another Android.

If I ever leave Apple I'm going back to BlackBerry OS10. That was the best! I used it for almost two years and boy was it good! No issues at all. I gave it out and the person is still using it without any issues.

bigfrancis21:
This is good news! Nigerians making us proud.

His mom look Igbo sha. And her attire also.

You see them?

Amaben2020, oya tell this one to stop too.

amaben2020:
Must you be a tribal bigot at all times? Congratulations to my fellow Nigerian

Oh, but he won't be a tribal bigot if the boy was Igbo and the person you quoted had said "Igbo Kwenu"? Remove the log from your eye before removing the speck from someone else's eye.

Thank You.

P.S: I am not supporting tribalism, I just hate being one sided.

jackyraw09:
No dhey whyne me abeg

i think my first post got the wrong message across.

i meant;

ppl get car, i nor get

ppl build houses, i nor build

ppl go on vacations in europe/america/middleeast, i never leave africa

ppl are getting closer to Allah, i dey sin

so nah me go come dey show off a fucking vanity iPhone wey dem no go bury

with me. But you girls got it wrong and since its a faceless forum, i decided to go all tupac on you.

abeg e don do, i wan rest.

Good. Glad you got your message across and sorry for getting you wrong. May Allah forgive your sins and mine too, Ma Sha Allah. Ramadan Kareem.

jackyraw09:
lol. look its a faceless forum so uno my posts can't be traced to me irl.

anyways, to get u off doubting mode, e don done

Lmao. You never start. Please upload pictures of the front and back too. While at it, I need a snapshot of your purchase receipt too. I'm not impressed yet

jackyraw09:
lol you funny, but guess what, i don't give a fvck bouh u and ur rotten opinion

so get ur opinion written on a piece of paper and shove the paper up ur ass.

and fucking get the point of my post;

Ppls who dream big don't show off, they let their achievements do the show offs.

E.g no one on any of my social media accounts knows i own the iPhone so buzz off.

Lol. I've seen you. Wannabe iPhone user. You might wanna try writing like you're educated though. Trying to act all gangsta and shi.t doesn't look good on you. It just affirms your wannabe status. #ByeFelicia

P.S: Come and beat me if I don't get off your post. Iranu

Iefosa:
I swear ! the Phone is 500bucks, I have 2 of those, my grl has 1 , its nothing

Please, 500 bucks... Pounds, Dollars or Euros?