₦airaland Forum

DaLover: -working on Power
-working to decentralise the downstream sector.

to mention just two

Changing unilag to maulag
Show-casing cassava bread at aso villa
Appointing a dullard like you as internet soldier

silica: Are u not contradicting yourself? You start by saying u dont want blame trading and then u go on to blame the president? El-rufai is everywhere shouting blue murder speaking grammer on twitter facebook and newspapers, yet he cant ensure security in his home town. Instead he is actually sponsoring its destruction and u are here sounding off. Well done

Ensure security in his hometown?
Are you crazy or what?
Is El-rufai Jack bauer or Jumong?
Are you the one ensuring security in your village?
I can't bet you've never been to that hole

FGN(GEJ) is the No. 1 suspect behind these bombing,reasons?
-The man in white jallabiyyah arrested in Bayelsa attempting to bomb a church months ago, where is he?
-The John that was caught with grenades, AK 47 and ammunition attempting to attack a ministerial briefing at Radio House....where is he?
-What about the Abu Qaqa SSS claimed to have arrested?
Why can't the retardeen act on those arrested? Ode oshi
Aye e ma baje last ni I swear
Gej is just playing scramble will naija life ni jare

FGN(GEJ) is the No. 1 suspect behind these bombing,reasons?
-The man in white jallabiyyah arrested in Bayelsa attempting to bomb a church months ago, where is he?
-The John that was caught with grenades, AK 47 and ammunition attempting to attack a ministerial briefing at Radio House....where is he?
-What about the Abu Qaqa SSS claimed to have arrested?
Why can't the retardeen act on those arrested? Ode oshi
Aye e ma baje last ni I swear
Gej is just playing scramble will naija life ni jare

Am in Rio de jenairo with my gf and we are dancing samba with GEJ
He said he will be back in naija before the end of week

lacasa: While the nation is in crisis, while some ignorant idiots are out tђere killing themselves on the streets, our President is in Brazil τ̅o attend the "World Earth Summit" ...(Amazing!!!).

.. Nigerians, xtians anϑ muslims, can Ɣou see your lives??

They've turned us τ̅o monkeys †ђªt dnt know their left from right

Bro who tell U say monkey no no left and right?
I did agree with you if you say Nigerians are the most gullible people on earth

dani1luv: [size=13pt]H0w to ask a girl 0ut...

How to Wear a coondom..

What to do when U c a pusss**y...

'h0w to Love'

without ni,!!pples b**bs are p0intless.

half of the things you're learning are never going to be used in the real world

How to Rape a Police Officer (Female)

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Crazy but true

Beaf: For those who do not know; recalling a rep means sacking the blighter. You collect signatures and send off to INEC to kick off the process.
It is power to the people.
[size=14pt]Yes you can sack your rep.[/size]

Who are those people who are gonna sign beaf? I waNna learn

brentkruge: actually, 72 virgins, not counting the young boys (for what?, I wonder), perpetual errections, and utterly delicious orgasmss.

See how these deluded guys are recruited?










…the man) will have sexual organ that does not bend down during sexual intercourse (perpetual erection). (Sunan Ibn-e- Majah 5. 547. 4337)
“Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pe.nis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. …” (Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur‟an, p. 351)


Abu „Umama (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah‟s Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “Allah will not admit anyone in the Paradise but Allah, the Mighty and glorious will marry him with 72 wives, two will be from virgin (haurine) with big eyes and seventy will be his inheritance from the people of the Hell-Fire. “Every one of them will have a pleasant va.gina and he (the man) will have sexual organ that does not bend down during sexual intercourse (perpetual erection). (Ibn-e- Majah 5. 547. 4337)


“Therein gardens will be fair wives good and beautiful; Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you deny? Houris restrained in pavilions; Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you deny? Whom no man has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you deny? Reclining on green cushions and rich beautiful mattresses. Then which of the Blessings of your Lord will you deny?” (Sura 55:70-77)


This is what it comes down to folks!

. May God lead U to the right part

@nigerianblogger:With Farouk Lawan's introduction of #Capbanking. How much dollars can GEJ hat 'SAVE' at a time? Just thinking.

Sky Blue: How do you know Otedola is fighting to "clean" the house? You make his motives sound so altruistic. We need to stop being fools in other people's wars..

Gbam
Seconded

Another Okija: When we killed his son, it was with spears and swords.. Now we have assault rifles and nukes..

Humans toh badt...

Funny

And who tha hell is this Gulak? Sounds like an indian talisman

Mandelaguy: If Gej decides to contest in 2015, I will give him my vote. No sentiments. The president has done in one year what some of his predecessors could not achieve in their whole tenure. If not for any other thing, construction work has begun on the Lagos-Ore-Benin road. Onitsha-owerri has been completed. Afikpo- Okigwe has been awarded.A friend of mine told me that He passed thru Zaria-Gusau-Funtua and then keffi-Akwanga-lafia that construction work is ongoiing by stalini & co. At the same time, all the major airports in Nigeria are being renovated. Even Enugu airport was completely shut down and is under serious rehabilitation. In less than 1yr, Gej set up 9 universities across the country. He equally established 2 additional campuses of Nigerian law school. He has built and commissioned the Almajiri school system. He has also increased funding of Nigerian universities and upgraded the retirement age of university lecturers to 70yrs. In transportation, GEJ has succeeded in reforming the ports. Lagos ports are now billed to operate 24 hours. The number of law enforcement agencies @ d ports have also been reduced from about 15 to 6. It's now easier and faster to clear goods at the wharf. The light rail projects are under construction. The Abuja light rail construction appears to be nearing completion and a drive through central area to Garki will clear any doubts. The Govt has initiated its cassava bread campaign which is intended to encourage local production and consumption of cassava bread so as to discourage importation of wheat as it kills our economy. The govt has also eliminated the cartel that feeds fat on distributing fertilizer for farmers. Fertilizers can now easily be accessed by farmers in the open market. Within a year, Gej has completed the construction of the Mambilla and Zungeru power stations and it's expected to add about 2000 megawatts to the national grid. He is vigorously pursuing his power sector reforms agenda which includes the privatization of PHCN and the new cost reflective electricity tariffs. Gej increased minimum wage to N 18, 000 . NYSC members now even earn higher

Minimum Wage my foot
Cassava bread for iya nkechi goat
PDP: "President Deceiving People" like you
Best way GEJ can get 2015 ticket is to PERFORM! PERFORM! & PERFORM! not PITY ME! PITY ME! PITY ME!

If u have 1 billion naira n spend N50,000 everyday u will spend it for d next 54yrs+ and yet our leaders keep embezzling it God punish dem all

How is $620k bribe getting more attention than $20bn fraud?
Am yawning without subsidy

Although your brother is a silent thief, may your soul rest in peace

Mr. Globe:
Incase you have not seen Billyonaire/Beaf/Reno Omokri's pictures, alert me. He is a clone of GEJ. Very confused looking

Make I see the picture abeg

Committee to check if faeb and other internet soldiers are doing what they are paid for

Saw the below post on a friend wall and don't really know if its true...




D MAN GEN M BUHARI. Yesday OBJ publicly told d world that GMB is an upright man. Not many ppl know that his 1st daughter is married to an Igbo man fm Anambra. He exempted christians fm performing duty on sundays. When his muslim soldiers asked him to exempt them fm duty on friday, he told them d bible says christians should rest on d 7th day, d muslims shld show him where d koran says they shld rest on fridays.

As head of state he slashed d number of muslim going on pilgrimage by 50%. His driver and cook for d past 10 yrs plus r christians yet some uninformed Nigerians say he is a bigot. It is a pity that som ppl failed to understand that PDP deliberately capitalised on d gulliblity of nigerians to paint him black. This they did in order to keep their loot and ensure that he never gets d opportunity to send them to gaol.

How many Nigerians wld hold d appointment of gov, min of petroleum, ptf chairman and head of state yet dont own a house in abuja? Luv him, hate him u cannot take his integrity away fm him. Weldon Gen Muhammad Buhari. U hav stood d test of time and character wit a swagger. It is time we kept d record straight.

Is it true?

Anyone who thinks that Nigerias problems would vanish by praying is doing nothing but burying his head in the sand & misinforming Nigerians.. A lot is really wrong in this dungeon

Coming soon

babeface3: I no see Jonathan, I no see the Amen saga. Na wa oh for the long video

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J.O.N.A.T.H.A.N >> Just On National Assignment To Hurt All Nigerians."....LWKMD

Jakumo: Say NO to that nasty Boko Haram terror bombing organizer, Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden, of the Pellow Kwantiri-man fame.

If you say Buhari is a baboon,then retardeen is a devil better we go with the baboon

Source. http://mobile.saharareporters.com/news-page/i-may-run-2015-says-buhari•-he-upright-–-obasanjo. Happy New Month Nairalanders

Major-General Muhammadu Buhari, who was the presidential candidate of the Congress for Political Change (CPC) at the 2011 elections, said today he may run again for President in 2015.

If he does, he will be doing so for a fourth time, and in every election since Nigeria’s return to a democratic system.

His statement came on a day in Abuja when Buhari’s character was acknowledged by former President, Olusegun Obasanjo, who described him as an “upright” man.  

Buhari had previously said he would not run again after 2011, but he indicated he might reconsider that position because of pressures from Nigerians and different groups.  

The CPC leader made the remarks at the headquarters of the Congress for Progressive Change in Abuja where he had gone to show solidarity to some troubled members of its National Executive Committee (NEC).  Only recently, the NEC was sacked by a faction of the party, and a factional leader installed.

“I said I was not going to submit myself for re-election in 2015,” he recalled.  “But then I said, I would allow my party to decide.  Since then, people have been coming, individually and groups, they have been talking to me.”

Obasanjo made his comment at a book launch in Abuja, at which Buhari was also present.  Obasanjo, the two-time leader who is facing serial attacks upon his character and legacy from various sources, said he had found Buhari’s record to be unblemished.

Any doctor that goes on strike and leave patients on bed should not have been a doctor in the first place, it inhuman.

kuss: we always advice people to give their lives to Christ and be born again before we pray for them for healing, any body that is not born again we definitely lose their healing because the devil will come after him, Jesus Christ said go and sin no more or a worse than this come upon you.its one thing to be healed its another thing to keep your healing healing.

Mumu grade 1

PDP: "President Deceiving People"..Thank you retardeen for giving us more and more rreson to flush you out come 2015.Just incase goodluck wakes up tomorrow and says we re nw chinese...call me sojin chin ling lol very confused President!