₦airaland Forum

Gbemini:
I find it hard to believe this story ...... Now the lady in question is no where to be found ..... Let d lady come out and face them if her story is true

IDIOT you talk like u don't live in Nigeria. Pray make u no enter police wahala

FASASI1:
Na fight

My Broda: The kingdom of God suffereth Vawulence and the violent shall take it by force. It's all out war against some folks wey dey mislead people here.

Glithronix:
Ahhhh, boss, sorry.
When rain no gree stop, I picked the car around 12noon and drove to Emmanuel High Street off ogudu road. Na there I slept inside the car, by the time I opened my eyes, it's already past 5pm. I was like aahhh! Shey na like this I no go do anything ni? And I must deliver to car owner.
Na so I put on my app, I cancelled tire. Come see orders wey dey enter - Abule Egba, Shomolu, Festac, Ipaja - Ayobo, Ikorodu I just dey accept and cancel them (thanks to new options to cancel).
Las las, I got one to mile 12. I called him that I won't go beyond mile 12 under bridge - he agreed. Picked him up at MRS filling station at Ojota - brother dey complain say bolt drivers just dey cancel his order going to Ikorodu - I just dey laugh inside myself say you people no get conscience. if na your car, would you take yourself to Ikorodu in this rain? Even when it didn't rain, Ikorodu na no-go area.
Dropped him off at under bridge mile 12 then headed to magodo straight.
I cancelled orders yesterday no be small. I sha managed to gross 20k (cos this is the minimum I would go no matter the condition). Missed bolt bonus (2.6k), e pain me.
Today should be good ooh. Target na 40k gross - so helpe God (let's be motivated).
Much respect to you and all my bosses inna here.

This raining season I will advice all drivers to guard and protect their Cars with all jealousy, whether you re on rental, higher purchase or Car Owner. If you don't want to be out business or incure losses reject and decline useless trips. Me I no send Bolt. I pay them 25% commission and do repairs by myself, so they can't force me to place I don't want to go. Bolt no buy car for me.

Fvck Driver score,

Fvck Rating

Fvck Acceptance rate

FVck Big earnings on Dashboard

Fvck Uche

FVck Cheerful giver aka the stupid motivator

Fvck Pearl aka the Bolt spy

Fvck every Cheefullgiver and pearl supporters on this thread.

Last Last breakfast go reach every foolish drivers wey no wan listen to this precious advice.



“As-salaam alaikum” to all Smart hardworking drivers. Allah will crown your efforts

Gentlelife50:
Don't take a trip to orchid hotel road, e get why.
Let me recover from yesterday's nightmares first, I will explain.

nah today you just know. Orchid road is for drivers who don't like their cars

morax101:
There’s a lot of people here for retraining. I guess that contributes to the surge as well.

Time to go for Uber inspection. Bolt is running mad nowadays mehn

it might be complaint and low rating from riders that caused it . Your Driver score is good, Your Acceptance rate is excellent. Wetin come sup?

Pearl1910:
Says d ehailing godfather who has been in d game for atleast 7yrs and hasn't left.
You were already a don when Taxify came to Nigeria and Uche came to beg u to leave Uber.
Oga stay in ur lane and leave person wey wan post him dashboard to post.
Why doesn't it pinch u guys when Donfortune or Gentlelife post their dashboards?

Pearl Zukwanike ! You no dey rest at all, always gallivanting from one mention to another. Guy go rest abeg.

IFSHR:
Your analysis is very simple to understand and as a matter of fact close reality ...the north will always choose their own over anyone, it's like a cultural mojo for them...Atiku was Buhari son stand-in-father when the guy do wedding ...

Obi has his own following and that's why ATIKU is still seeking a synergy with him

Atiku won 2019 election, but was rigged by Buhari and the APC goons. He took the case to tribunal and high court they quashed it. He got all the materials and evidence to proof that 2019 votes was rigged. His next step was Supreme Court where he was very likely to win the case and get the stolen mandate from Buhari. But some powerful Northern Elderstatesmen and owners of Nigeria begged him to allow Buhari finish the remaining term. They all assured him he will be the next president of Nigeria.

I won't be surprise if he wins, cos has been contesting for presidency since the days of MKO Abiola.

1st contest was 1993 SDP primaries against Abiola

2nd Contest was 2007 against Umaru Musa Yar'Adua

3rd Contest was 2011 against Goodluck Jonathan

4th contest was 2019 against Mohammedu Buhari


While Bola Ahmed Tinubu is just coming out for the first time.


The Odds are in favour of Atiku Abubakar except Allah says he is not going to be president

IFSHR:
Your jagaban will cry when the northern result starts rolling in....you think Hausa will vote for tinubu over Atiku...if you think so then you a baby political analyst.

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Una don turn this thread to politics. Well may I follow una do small political analysis.

This is how 2023 Voting result will be like

Atiku Abubakar with: 10,000,000 million votes

Bola Ahmed Tinubu with 8,000,000 million votes

Peter Obi with 2,000,000 million votes

Other Candidates and party will share the remaining 3,000,000 votes


North Eastern and North Western states, Atiku will dominate these Geopolitical zones

South Western states: Bola Ahmed Tinubu will dominate

South Eastern states: Peter Obi will dominate

North Central States and South Southern states will be the determinant factor for who wins the election, especially between PDP and APC because I see Labour party Peter Obi coming 3rd.

Let's not forget the KKK's . Kano, Kastina and Kaduna favours Northern candidate more, the population of these 3 states is massive. APC used votes from these states to checkmate PDP in 2015 Goodluck Jonathan regime.

KKK is definitely going for Atiku. and that will surely big a boost.


From the my analysis I think Atiku Abubakar is the next president of Nigeria.

Dailyparrot:
This is where they parked those LagRide GAC cars at Lekki Phase 1

. They also parked some at Oshodi Terminal car park.

CheerfulGiver:
Achievements? What achievements? I don't have savings. I spend money on beers and ashewo.

Like I said, I flaunt when I want and how I want. It's not my fault you're triggered.

Consistency!

if these dashboard earnings you have been posting for past 3 years truly reflects the real money in your Benk account. You re suppose to be in leagues of fleet owners by now not a driver. . My brother nobody becomes wealthy and financially bouyant by driving Taxi 24/7 365 days, year in year out. This hustle is just for feeding, paying bills, and to keep body and soul together.

Save Enough u can from this hustle and move to better things before it's too late. Except is your destiny to be carrying people from one location to another

Olayetan:
It's not follow come actually so what can happen if I'm stopped...

. Mine is Nylon tint not factory tint, they rarely stop and ask me for tinted permit since Inspector General of Police made that announcement. Though I got my permit 4 years ago before they stop issuing it

Olayetan:
Pilots, is there any issue having tinted your car glass without permit or is there anyway I can get the permit despite the restrictions on the registration process?

Pls, kindly drop your view.

Police don't issue tinted permit anymore. They have stopped it due to security reasons, if your car is follow come tinted don't bother yourself. IG told police officer to stop asking for tinted permit. I have number to give you to call if anyone stops you and ask for tinted permit.

samobaba4u:
Already in oshodi. Thank you

. Take heart Bro. Is one the challenges of the business. I hope they won't tell you to buy back your car or Auction it. Next time you find yourself in this situation, settlement on the spot is better than going to station.

lanrexdo:
Incorrect turning hence the use of one way situation. The mobile court will be lean. No go pay stupid money for bribe ooo. Las las mobile court no fit charge you pass 20k max. Just having evidence and i am sure they would have recorded you because them plenty for that place.

The stress he would go through if he decide to go through mobile court no go be small thing, The verdict from the court might even come with community service, 3 - 6 months in prison, psychological and mental test and so on

If you can negotiate your way out, it's better

samobaba4u:
Good morning my people.
Please is coming out from Con-oil after buying fuel to connect jibowu under-bridge a one-way? This task force just arrest me there that I for one way. Has anyone here been in the mobile court for traffic offence before? Any useful information/advise would be highly appreciated.
Thanks

Follow them talk like a man, speak the language they understand. At least ₦25k your car will be released to U sharp sharp. I am talking from experience brother

an0daGuy:

I am game tonight. Vawulence is the fuel to my vehicle

Pearl1910:
Lolz...and that guy like strike. If he doesn't like it...let him go on strike

Yes I don't I like it, that thing call dashboard is the biggest deception in this Ehailing Business. It's not real, is fake as f**k

CheerfulGiver:
My phone, my account, my rules. Life is good. I do what I want, how I want and when I want.

We are no longer moved by dashboard bro, the era of dashboard flaunting is gone. Achievements from the proceeds on Ehailing is what matters. Dashboard is not the real money. The real money is liquid cash in your bank account, your investment and your assets. Wake up and smell the coffee before you waste your precious time moving the entire Lagos with nothing to show for it.

CheerfulGiver:
Wednesday morning motivation...

. You don't start again, you never stop all this childish stuff. .

Last Last nah Turaki of Adamawa will serve Jagaban breakfast ! Atiku is the next president of Nigeria.

Antoeni:
I See Buhari Giving Tinubu the Ambode Treatment

I remember Ambode told Buhari to beg Tinubu to grant him second term, but he refused.

Karma is Real

YeyeGbami:
Oniru beach don cast jor, unless you wan lounge for those expensive clubs. They barricade the main beach to reduce the wave now the water dey stagnant and oozes.

Elegushi still get that natural beach vibe, non stop breeze and the water cleans itself.

Climate change;. Sea level is gradually rising above the land , In hundreds years to come major places on the island will be washed off and it will cease to exist.

Op you forgot to add Bet9ja. This another thing is keeping the youth from Crime.

SamuelTaiw0:
Corolla '03 go still sell for 4.5m as things dey go like this

after Bolt and Uber go dey give useless yeye prices to drivers

affable4:
Number 1 should be Uber o. Not until peeps realise how much you can make from driving uber that they linda stopped behaving like mumu.

My friend laughed at me when I started driving uber. Until I started giving him and others one bottle each whenever I try to chill and they come around, baba asked me if he could do uber with Honda EOD, I smiled and sha gave him my best advice.

But Uber is has casted, it is not what it used to be

Felicity001:
6am to 9pm,
6days weekly
In his first month as newbie he should keep 200k aside to settle for one way
Then another extra money to settle other MOT, lasma and other law enforcement agencies... So give and take no much profit in the first 3months.

It's learning period he must enter way unknowing, not avoidable at all.

No driver can boldly tell me he hasn't pay any money to these guys in the last 2yrs of driving ehailing in Lagos.

Let me break it down for him to understand

20k for Police Olopa

45k for Road safety

60k for Lastma

75k for ViO

50k for Local Government street Urchins

90k for Taskforce

40k for Airport officials

Glithronix:
These people are moving forward. I foresee an overtaking in the nearest future.
I need to join the platform ASAP.

With that their useless prices ? It's a matter of time, Nigerian youths will get tired of driving Uber. I swear down

2blockus:
For those of you doubting the earning below is screenshots of last week and today’s earnings

surge of lastweek. Cheap fare with discount will soon return

Johnnybegood12:
Funny but true.
On Monday, I rejected a trip after I drove some kilometres to pick up, only to find out that they where 8people.
Father, mother, grandma and 5kids with about 4bags common, I declined, the next thing the father would say is "that's how we enter it everytime, why is Ur own different"
Me I just kept quiet, start car and zoom off.
Me wey just change shock.
God 4bid bad thing

. If it come be short distance of ₦600

Nigerians abuse things alot

OGHENAOGIE:
hazard of the Job but some pple still de make am abi...

People wey start early, as far back 2015 make am. Now fares and prices are very very very cheap with useless discount

OVB123:
Depending on the city u living in. Lagos, port harcourt, benin city, ibadan are the best cities for cab biz.

I am a lagosian. I was born and brought in Lagos. I schooled here from nursery to university level. So what's your point

nabeelbabs:
Wait saturday and play 500K 2odds win 1m

Play 1m again sunday 2odds win 2m

But corolla LE and start uber

. Wicked advice