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ceejay80s:
u shouldnt have, that beeper get work wey e dey do there, u should have blocked the top of the beeper with a black celotape to reduce the beeping sound or look for the new or latest model bluegate at oshodi, if u waka well, u go see am, i saw one in a shop on saturday

Turks:
I wonder why you had it removed. That's the only way to know if there's an overload or when your battery is low.

ceejay80s:
depends on ur inverter or ups

do u know that only my laptop can run on my 650va ups for 2 days non stop,
my 15inch tv and bluray player can run on the same 650va ups for more than a day
but anytime i plug the laptop,bluray player and 15inch monitor ,in just 1hr or a little bit above one hrs , a fully charged 200ah battery will start beeping, and this beeping doesnt mean the battery is down ,it simply means its overloaded, because if i shut my laptop down immediately and remove the laptop plug from the ups, the same beeping ups will continue to carry my 15inch and bluray for a full day ,
i have said it so many times on this thread that u dont overload ur inverter, even the big inverters sef 3kva, 5kva etc, if u overloaded them ,same thing will happen to them, always try to manage, everything must not be on at same time, if the battery no die some of u wont stwich off

Justbeingreal:
My money is there and truth is I just have to move on, at this point its obvious the system is bleeped up

ceejay80s:
07032659200 whatsapp

mukhcech:
Thank you our able captain. I hope you lo dey collect dues like other captains dey do.
As I don port, nah God win.


I thought I had the calculations right buh I was wrong. EDD was suppose to be 12/12/2016. The last scan on the 21st december showed 01/10/2017. The hospital said everything is fine. Going for another scan today.

2dugged:
so how many poor and vulnerable have bank accounts?,

Who and who qualifies as poor and vulnerable?

answer with all sincerity

2el:
Are u a beneficiary

Sixx:
Thank u @favouredmom for the official handover of the remaining team december to team january. You did well for your team and its my honour to take over from a strong person lyk u iya ibeji. Thnk u.

Welcome to our latest January mama @mamatweenz, we hv come a long way, but we will still welcome u into our beautiful team. Come na who dey collect fine dis days sef huh!
And @CharmyBliz.....weldone mmm(eyeing her!) 1 koboko for incomplete/late registration

So

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Ported from December

Joyfulmoda,
Iamfruitful04
Mukhcech(dec daddy)
Mummytee, its a GIRL (ported from dec)
Realsupermum
Suzy, its a GIRL (ported from dec)

Team January

Sixx 25th, its a BOY
Rukkington 27th, its a GIRL
ConvenantBabies 20th/26th/30th
Flodel 19th, its a BOY
Mzora 27th, its a BOY
Kemesty 7th
Dunni29 13th/15th
Jazzyjazz 8th/14th/18th, its a BOY
Freshtestimony 2nd/6th/11th, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Tinutunde 5th, its a BOY
Bulunton
Oomiyale 13th, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Cheeketo 27th, its a GIRL
Nifeseun no edd, its a BOY (ported to Dec)
Atinuketuna1 1st/3rd/7th
BeeBlossoms 28th, its a BOY
Amypearl 1st/5th/7th, its a BOY
Marimaar
Ijelex 18th, its a BOY
CharmyBliz 16/18th, its a BOY
Joyurpreh 27th, its a GIRL and a GIRL
Juliao 23rd, its a GIRL (ported to Dec)
Rieme26 22nd, its a GIRL
Mamatweenz 1st, its a GIRL

Congrats our latest mummies, Mummytee and Suzy may God keep n bless u and our beautiful New year babies.

Pls BS is required, tell ur story so odas can learn frm u. Lots of mamas owing bs here, maybe i shud think of wat to do to get it out, lyk mam Iomoge2 says "give your bs and get a smiley in front of your announcement" kikikikikikikiki, maybe we shud try that. So am stripping all smileys off until i see BS kpomkwem!

Been a bit mia but i trust prayer Monday and bumpy Tuesday went well (cant read back, saving my energy for pushing. Lol). Thnks to all who participated. Next week is my week, must do BGG.

Luv you guys n happy new year once again. Mmuah

#teamjanuaryforsupernaturaldelivery

filani:
@jayboi

I generally advise my guy friends to have a serious discussion with prospective wives about their mindset concerning lovemaking in marriage ...too many of us guys shy away from 'doing our homework' on issues such as this that are important to any red blooded , sexually aware man but misguided spirituality & plain ignorance puts many of us into ur current situation.

"A woman who wants to fvck you will find a way to fvck you! She will trek to your house, she will climb the tree to enter your second floor window, she will fvck you silly wait for you to come back from work & fvck you silly again and then make you a quick snack of fried Dodo & egg before kissing you goodbye" - Rollo Tomassi

*Quote above has been paraphrased for the benefit of naija thread followers*

The simple truth that the quote above says is that a woman who has a genuine desire for her man will not let even being pregnant stop her sexual connection with him! Some posters before me have already rightly said that PIV (joystick In Vajina) sex should not be the option to a healthy , sexual couple!

MouthAction, Hand Job are options open to a couple that did their "homework" ahead of time but jayboi wasn't sharp and now he is stuck with "cuddling" LMAO

And even that one na fight !!!

Some peeps are on here talking about "ehn... Be patient ...after baby she will be back to normal."

But @jayboi the real question is what is your madams "normal " state?

When was the last time that wifey INITIATED SEX with you? No Jayboi am not talking about her giving you hint. I mean when was the last time she looked you eyeball to eyeball & said "Honey, I'm in the mood , let's make love' and then she followed up her words with ACTION ?

If you are scratching ur head to remember then you have proved my point.

Most likely after the baby is born the excuse will simply change from " I'm pregnant' to 'I'm a mother now! You no fit hold body,Na food?"

Since masturbation is not an option for you then you will have to prepare urself for the scenario above by doing the following

1) if you don't already pursue physical fitness, this is a good time to start. You will increase ur good health and increase ur sexual attractiveness . if ladies outside start flirting with you as a result then good for you

2) if you had any hobbies you love that you abandoned after marriage , this is the time to rediscover them and make ur self happy

3) Hang out with your friends and live your life to the fullest !

P.S

DO NOT HAVE A SECOND CHILD with wifey until she makes it very clear in words and ACTIONS that she wants to fvck you ,frequently & enthusiastically till death do you part & that being pregnant is not an excuse !!!

Shalom.

Rosarie:
well for me my first I was very active. for the second i was lazy and not active.my hubby communicated and i tried even though I was not feeling it.when I gave birth was worse and we still communicated.your wife is wrong. marriage is not all about one person cos she is preggy .sex will not do her any harm but ease the birth that she will understand and wish she had done regularly in labour ward.advice stop giving her attention what soever and stop making sexual advances. u will see nobody will tell her to change

Berbierklaus:
You are a good man OP and this will surely pass as you have opined

You can help yourself by engaging more in your hobbies,caring for your wife,helping her more,Think about the happiness you would experience when your bundle of joy finally arrives.

If your wife permits you can engage in bonding acts like cuddling,massaging her body for her.

Fabulocity:
Nawa oh. Sex na food? So you can't go without sex for just one year? I'd have advised you to jerk off but you said its a no... so you'd rather consider cheating than masturbating? Well then if that's the case, you just have to hold your self unless you want to break the sacred bond of your marriage .
some pregnant women actually have sex till they're about to pop. But people are different, your wife may not have the same urges. You could still try and convince her though.

greatsodade:
OP...u re not well ooo. Only gate. What is so unique about the gate sef nothing. Abeg give better info joor. I know a lot has changed in the school before nd now. Mind u you can't claim to unilorin more than me so I know what you mean by this post. But it on not detailed enough to make people appreciate what you are trying to make them see. Unilorin has come a long way from mini campus to oke-oyi and to PS.

lexiconkabir:
BEFORE

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4015543/4895561531-w644-h429/unilorin.png

NOW

https://static.pulse.ng/img/gist/origs2893792/9095568493-w644-h429/Security-Personnel-Need-Sustained-Training-Unilorin-VC.png

spartacus11:
at least the people who believe in PMB have a life and have reason to live, you that your life ended the day jumbo was kicked out of Aso rock, first go get a life before we will knows if it will be a miserable life or not

favome:
URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are free to do some task now on excel and Instagram, kindly send a PM.
It's 24 hours job and I need only those that are free to start now. About 2-3 persons needed. Very urgent



Btw Abeg make una stop all this fight abi quarrel abi e-insulting. All this are boring and discouraging.

Vick4rill:
i did not disagree with fac that sex is pleasura but is it worth the stress and sacrifice, the people i mention above put into it?

Masculity:
My question is will they open portal for fresh registration?

Vick4rill:
i did not disagree with fac that sex is pleasura but is it worth the stress and sacrifice, the people i mention above put into it?

Splinz:
Sex overhpyed is done by some miscreants that ordinarily shouldn't be granted the previledge of tasting this ecstasy for the reserved.

They are nothing but nuisance to conjugal rights.

Raine80:
Sex is not just about the physical act ..it's about intimacy, communication,emotion and passion now if those are missing no wonder you have that point of view

LecciGucci:
So for ur mind now u have sense with this comment abi NAwao human beings dey o.
How does dat look like a photoshop to u.
And i can understand ur poverty frustration even to the extent of bringin linda ikeji into the matter

DONT BE SUPRISED U WILL MAKE HELL AND LINDA U ARE ACCUSING MAKES HEAVEN COZ UR HEART IS SO FULL OF HATE.
REPENT FROM IT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

NIGHTMAREOO7:
u are a big fool... with low IQ dats why u opted to insult rather dan argur constructively n wisely

wat i just said was dat its no big deal to her maybe shez living abroad..
And an oaf like lke u had to jump in.

careytommy7:
Poor Photoshop

NIGHTMAREOO7:
naa.. shr neva broght it out.
its in her bag. it would only be a crime wen she brings it out and using it publicly

what are u telling me.. so u mean a lady walkin in d streets in U.S and brings out her gadget in her bag when searchin for somethin... so any police nearby should get hin arrested?
pls say wat u know.
even pple walkin nearby wont blink for a minute its only in africa expecialy nigeria dat pple should seing some gadgets in ladies bag

herzern:
Taiwo is from a comfortable family.

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NubiLove:
N6500. He has Suoer 300 watts, 500 watts, 1000 watts and 2000 watts (12 volts inverters)