An experienced programmer won't be here.

iyatrustee:
Most times, men dont allow their enstranged wife move out with anything. They practically have to start life from the scratch........ Just imagine him threatening to send her packing when she practically owns the house


So this woman broke away from the norm and turned the table on uncle! Let him start from ground Zero

We never know which way your own table go turn.

godwinstringed1:



Could you please tell me who convinced you to be an atheist Mr Seun

What are the proofs against God please! I'd love you to reply me please.

Address the issue. It is not about GOD or not. Why does everyone of this Christians have different movie script for what heaven and hell looks like.

equity1:
What I saw in heaven… —Prophet who came to life four days after being declared dead
tribuneonlineng.com Nov 18, 2018 3:45 AM
Shotunde
Prophet Shotunde Kayode also known as Oku ojo kerin, is the founder of Uncommon Favour Evangelical Ministry, Ibadan, Oyo State. The cleric, who claimed to have come back to life four days after being declared dead in an auto accident, speaks with OLAIDE SOKOYA.
My life before an auto accident

I was a naughty boy in those days. I later joined the Nigerian Army, so I’m a pensioner of the military. But, I became a nuisance after leaving the army when I joined a political party and functioned as thug in my hometown, Adeokuta, Ogun State. I have worked with so many politicians, who used many of us then the way they would not use their own children. They used me for different odd jobs but thank God that today, I’m in the vineyard of Christ.

My journey into ministry

I received my calling into the ministry from the land of the dead. I knew nothing about Christ as I was a free thinker. My calling was just coincidental. But, I know that what the Lord has ordained will definitely come to pass. I was involved in a vehicle accident alongside 17 other passengers. I lost my life in the accident. So my body was embalmed with the other 17 victims. It was on the third day and my corpse was dumped in the mortuary that some concerned persons used my phone to call my relations. The phone had rang in the crashed vehicle. Immediately they were informed about my death, my relations rushed to the mortuary to verify my corpse. They saw it lying on the ground, among others. A mortuary is not a place for people in a state of coma or seeking treatment. It is a journey without end. And on the fourth day, the Lord asked me to return to the world. It was the day I heard the voice of God: “Go to the world and release the people that are in bondage, you’re the chosen one.” That was the voice I heard. I sneezed and woke up exactly when my people were about to lower me into the grave in the cemetery. Everybody took to their heels, including my younger brother, who is also a soldier in the Nigerian Army, Jide Shotunde. My body was left at the graveside in the cemetery. The wake-keep for me had taken place in Abeokuta, my home town. The candle night had also been conducted, at Sabo, to be precise.

Ebenezer Obey is bereaved
Between the first and the fourth day, what did God reveal to you?

I remember vividly what we did in heaven. The place was so cool but not harmful. There’s nothing like day or night there. It is a free world. The place was as white as snow. We’re not like human beings; like the flesh of the world. We are just like waves and there was nothing like male or female in that realm, and people kept coming in, multiplying at every regular interval. We heard the noisy wave which showed that people were leaving the world and coming to the realm. I could remember there was this music like in those days with big musical organs like someone playing acapella without drums. The music was so close to our hearing but some far from view. So, you could view who was playing it. The stars we saw in the sky are not like the ones we normally see in the night that are stationed; they go about like house flies. But they are not harmful.

Did you become a prophet because of that experience?

Yes, because the voice I heard from heaven declared, “Go to the world and deliver people that are in bondage.” It means God really sent me to carry out some work in the world. Since then, God has been using me to minister to people. I prophesy to people. Whatever the Lord asks me to do come to pass. So, sometimes, I wonder why and how this happened; it is beyond my explanation and comprehension. Since then, I have gone deeper in Christ. I did not go through a pastor or a church, or have a master who trained me. No, I got my own calling from the land of the dead, in the mortuary, to be exact and since then, the wonders have never ceased in my life.

My view about the world of Christians

I think we have lost love, which Christ symbolises. There is no love again among Christians; in the neighborhood, among brothers, brethren, including pastors and church members. Even though we’ll continue preaching the word of God. But most Christians no longer preach salvation. What they are after is affluence, which cannot take us anywhere. So, concerning Christianity, we’ve lost love. The Lord Almighty is far away from Africa.

Life after a sojourn in the world beyond

I am still undergoing some treatment due to the embalmment injections I received. In fact, the doctors said I was lucky to remain alive till date. Some people who came back to life like me died some months after. I wrote letters to so many churches and organisations for help but I got no response. I still need help to enable me to carry out some tests and treatment.

What God told me about Nigeria

There was a night I cried when I visited a mortuary. I saw children who were victims of a bomb blast. I looked at their generation and screamed that they ended their lives just like that. I wept; I cried and prayed to God to return those children and put an end to these killings. God asked to tell all Christians to embark on a seven-day fast with Psalms 7. God told me he would put an end to all forms of insurgency in Nigeria; that He would make all those behind the insurgency to have a change of heart toward Nigeria.

State of Christianity

There is one thing we call safety precaution; it comprises love, honesty and faithfulness to one another. People prefer to attend churches that have good tiles, pops and air conditioning system with the General Overseer seated in a special place. People now worship pastors and not Christ. Salvation is no more proclaimed as of old; instead, they preach wealth and prosperity. We cannot dictate for Christ where to sit.

Marital status

I’m still single. I’ve tried on several occasions to get someone that can easily assist my ministry because, I cannot do it by flesh but by the will of God. I believe one day, the will of God will come to pass in my life.

My relationship with people

I left my hometown, Abeokuta because our people were not ready to relate with me. People that knew about my death never heard that I woke up again. Once they sight me, they tend to run away from me thinking they are confronted by a ghost. People keep calling me Oku Ojo Kerin. Some still believe I am Akudaya. Some even planned to kidnap me, but I managed to have escaped through police intervention.

Advice to government

And this government of a thing we’re talking about starts from your home and you’re the church. Your home is another government. Your church is another government. If there is discipline in the church, there will be discipline at that highest point of leadership.

Nonsense

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orphan. An orphan is someone who has lost both parents. Usually, we think of sad little children when we think of orphans, but anyone whose parents have both died is an orphan. ... Orphans often spend lots of time looking for friends or surrogates to fill the gap left by their deceased parents.
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u re only trying hard 2 defend ur pay master

Too hard

A 28 yr old child is an orphan.

Anas09:

Even when it's cooked? And, does it only affect males?

Meanwhile, running to ask google what gossypol means.

My brother it is true. Read it a long time ago. Buh this women no dey hear word. They will saying it their best soup.

Seun:
It contains a chemical called gossypol which interferes with sperm production. If you’re trying to make a baby, you should probably avoid okro stew.

My friend's wife is a doctor. She feeds him okra like tommorow no dey.


Though its like they don't plan on raising more than 3Kids sha. Buh is dat enough as a family planning measure? Doctors?

SamuelAnyawu:
Atiku please increase your campaign in the Northeast.

Here in Borno and Yobe you might not obtain 10% of the total votes

The only thing that he can do is to pay machineries to wipe out Boko Haram.

uc97:


U can get the chargers at Amazon or aliexpress

Thanks..

pointstores:
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Please I need the Charger in the Pics. Is it available? How much? Thank you.

searchproject:
PdP Principals or Apc Principals

Lol

PHILipu1:

So,you have been brainwashed to believe that what happened in that movie can happen in real life?
Is there any doctor on earth that can carry such a perfect face transplant?

I don't know how mature men and women now reason like kids because of hate.

They are actually mad.

Mikefrik:
please am in serious need of help. I'm suffering from masturbation, I've tried everything I could. I have been to churches, prayed, fasted, infact I have preached the gospel and many more and I am now about giving up on the power of God for the freedom of man. is it that man cannot be free? or do we depend on the grace of God to take us to his kingdom? does the grace of God takes a man to the kingdom after death?. right now as I am typing this, I am dead spiritually and don't know how or what to do to bring myself to my former self #spiritual man. I'm called to serve God but this sin has made me backslided. if only I am free!

Plan and get married.

BabaJideAFONJA:
Cheers to the Religion of peace.

This is Islam... He is behaving like a Catholic self. Lol

kennygee:
If you check now, that guy is a steady fornicator.

Hypocrites every where.

Has he patronised you before?

pp802:
God will help us look after these kids. I don't blame his parents. You really cannot look after them 100%.

One second you take your eyes off, they do one mischievous move.

You are a parent even if you never born before.

Bannylove13:
This is a matter of national security..

Nigerians must sit up and demand probe ..all this rumours.. Amosun and okoroocha are inner caucus and close friends of PMB..and they've raise issues of concern that shouldn't be ignored..

Is not kanu biafra this time.. but APC ..inner workings..

Everyone knows Amosun is a personal friend of PMB

And for many of us that have worked closely with PMB..
Please be real with your conscience..

Is this the real PMB we all know?

Pls ignore all childish taunts from paid miscreants..

Not about PDP APC ipob..

Is all about our country nigeria..

Nigerians must start asking..
We demand to know whats happening..

We demand to know alot..

Time to expose the cabals behind this government..
We pay tax.. it's our right..to know.

You are just mad.

oladsboy:
Please Nairalanders this is not a scam. I truly need some financial assistance urgently. I don't mind even if it a soft loan. Anybody willing to help me can call 09079314590. Thanks and God bless

Don't you have friends, family relations, neighbors and the likes? Here is a Jungle. You might be lucky to meet an angel sha if your are not a Vampire.

citizenY:

With the way she speaks, that is not nyash.... na PAMPERS.... look well

Olopa o

bantudra:


ohh my...you pretty....

Nah yansh u see u dey call am pretty. What is wrong with this generation. So you people don't know difference between unclothedness and beauty again.

feflo:
Solar panels available

How much.

WILLIAMSKECH:

Please do you know I can buy oukitel C8?

I have one for sale.

Like seriously, who is Prince Charles? Who him help?

C8 complete screen available for sale...

gentlegenius:

You focus so much on the transparency of the N power scheme to the extent that you completely miss the important point the senator has raised in the last two paragraphs of his speech... (you can read that again).

I am not here to argue with you that the scheme is not transparent, but to be frank with you, schemes like this cannot solve our poverty problem, neither will it solve Nigeria's economic problems. In fact, it will only encourage our dependence on government peanuts, while at the same time, forcing the government to borrow more money.
Have you ever asked where buhari's government is getting the money to pay people who are not doing anything profitable to the government? In what way is the N power jobs boosting our economy? Most of the beneficiaries I know don't even stress themselves to go to work. They just relax at home and collect the 30k, claiming it is their share of the National cake. But remember... "If you give a child fish, you are only feeding him for a day. But teach a child how to catch fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime".

This how a sane person criticize a process, a government or an idea.

AutoReportNG:


Uncle, did you read the article? Where did you see us confirm these pictures? The article says, Are these True Reflections? This is an open question that demands an answer. Pls, read between the lines, Sir.

Have a lovely day

I no be your Uncle, your Uncle dey for your village.

BENEAMATA:
Bonnucci or gbenusi , i must say is a true representation of the fans of the clubs he plays for . So did we see this his reaction two weeks ago when even in defeat that further exposes his ( jose ) reputation to ridicule , he still defiantly faced up to their pre/post match abuse with that three fingers gesture ? Oh , they weren't pained by that gesture 'cos they won then - true , last laugh has the sweetest feel . Classless people forming indignance ably led by a spineless deserter who ran back , tail between legs from milan ! Perfect fit for each other . Calcio poli cheats feeling butthurt or could it actually be something mr mourinho said about , you know . . . . . . . . ZERO TITOLI ! ! !

Nah Aliexpress you dey order your weed?

AutoReportNG:
AutoReportNG did a reportage on The Truth State of 2nd Niger Bridge some weeks ago where we reported first-hand information from the site. Well, the federal ministry of works seem to have a different picture entirely as they have released their pictures insisting that work is on-going at 2nd Niger Bridge. Nigerians, what are your take?

These are some of the pictures


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2018/11/are-these-true-reflections-of-2nd-niger.html

Are you sure one foolish boy is not trying to drag your brand name in the mud. Are you sure you knew when this pictures were taken. You even used drone in taking the last pic.

40men:


In the next 4years I'm moving to Canada with my family, I need the certificate

Please can I follow you. �

Streaming link pls.