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Romance / Re: Pls Help!!! My Girlfriend Is Putting Pressure On Me by muller101(m): 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2021
Go and penetrate into something meaningful.
Education / Re: Hilarious letter From My Landlord by muller101(m): 3:56pm On Nov 01, 2021
You will get the edited version of the letter later.

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by muller101(m): 6:49am On Nov 01, 2021
Mercychen:


It got you like what? Sir?
Like you made that up yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by muller101(m): 6:42am On Nov 01, 2021
Mercychen:
Lol.. cheesy grin
Abroad is not for this guy. Abeg just be coming back home.

Imagine gate-crashing a wedding ceremony just to have a taste of our own very jollof. He must have missed it so badly. I can't imagine not eating my favorite food just because I'm trapped in another man's land.

Me, I'll gate-crash any party for Afang soup if i find myself in a foreign land. I don't joke with my swallows.

This guy is just looking fresher and finer everday. Evidence of leaving a decent and non-promiscuous life.
last paragraph got me like shocked

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: FG Shouldn’t Ignore IPOB’s Threat- Igbo Community In Akwa Ibom by muller101(m): 6:12am On Oct 29, 2021
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Even if it is only 2000 indigenes that come out to vote,
A governor will still emerge.

Useless sets of murderers and killers.
All of you supporting terrorism, blood and deaths,
Putting many families in everlasting sorrows will never end well in life.

As the 2 souls below are buried today October 28th 2021, so shall the joy and happiness of each and every supporters of evil, killings, anguish, terrorism and violence in our nation be buried as long as they live.

We Rise.
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Romance / Re: The Disgusting Thing A Girl I Was Toasting Did. Should I Continue With Her? by muller101(m): 6:32am On Oct 25, 2021
Mercychen:


Lol.. I don't have any shower cap thread. Biko.
I only made a comment about it.

Muller101 see what you've caused. Stop tagging me with shower cap. Abeg.
Hahahha. The shower cap was a major catalyst. It sold the thread very well.
Romance / Re: The Disgusting Thing A Girl I Was Toasting Did. Should I Continue With Her? by muller101(m): 5:55am On Oct 25, 2021
Mercychen:


I never said he was bad o. He's problem was women and me I can be very jealous. So that now made him a chronic liar just to keep me because if I find out, it's break-up straight without warning.

He was a very good guy. He can even sell his eyes for me but I just couldn't bear to see him with other girls. Though I've never caught him red handed but...
you gave up too soon. Now he is married that could have been you.
Romance / Re: The Disgusting Thing A Girl I Was Toasting Did. Should I Continue With Her? by muller101(m): 5:44am On Oct 25, 2021
Mercychen:


Yes that was my shower cap baby.
So he wasn't that bad after all.
Romance / Re: The Disgusting Thing A Girl I Was Toasting Did. Should I Continue With Her? by muller101(m): 5:41am On Oct 25, 2021
Mercychen:
ROFLOL.. cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
The girl be like " abeg allow me collect blessing" hahahahaaa...

Economy is not smiling so you can't really blame her. it was something she did on impulse and Again, it was her first time with you so she wouldn't know what kind of things you liked and dislike. It's you who will now tell her you don't like such character.

That's one thing I like my ex for. He'll correct you immediately.

I remember the day I visited his new apartment. He now said he wants to treat me to a plate of pepper soup. I said ok no wahala. So I changed into his polo and shorts and we strolled out.

They served me pepper soup. He bought only drinks. Along the line, I just put a piece of meat in his mouth. He took it and was chewing on it while I finished the remaining. Immediately I finished it, he said. Babes, na wa o. You no even know how to play love. See how you just finished the whole plate of pepper soup lol..
So I said, shey I have used one piece of meat to play love with you. tongue he now said, abeg commot jor and we laughed it off.

What am I trying to bring out. Just like me, this girl may not know or think you didn't like what she did but like my ex, it's your duty to point it out to her. That's how to have a healthy relationship. I could remember that same night after he corrected me. we got home and made noodles for dinner, I fed him most part of the meal and he was just smiling and nodding in approval. Ive learnt, matter settled.

So don't end that relationship because of a little folly. Rather correct her. Brush her up.
If she then refuses to change, you can hands off.
This ex of yours was he the shower cap manufacturer?
Romance / Re: What Can Make You Rich Could Be Behind Your House.(pic Only) by muller101(m): 6:59am On Oct 24, 2021
Terrestrial antenna for local stations. Op na werrey.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders! I Caught My Late Uncle's Wife In The Act by muller101(m): 6:47am On Oct 24, 2021
Op do you have intentions of marrying the woman?

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Politics / Re: Locally Assembled Gunboats by the Nigerian Navy! by muller101(m): 8:28am On Oct 23, 2021
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Where ur pinshure

Nothing good and positive about how peace will reign in this nation will make some people happy.
They must find some negative comments to chip in.
It's in them like peak milk.

At this point, you pity them.
you realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Loses 4 Endorsement Deals Over Leaked Tape by muller101(m): 8:16am On Oct 23, 2021
LadyMedina25:
She will rise again... sex is a natural phenomenon and it only exists when there is cohabitation and peace but when there is war human tends to only think of survival moreover it is between two normal species so whats the headache...
Is she a porn star?

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Romance / Re: Help Me My Ex Pressed My Breast Too Much Now I'm Experiencing This by muller101(m): 7:38am On Oct 23, 2021
The op has mental issues.
Romance / Re: Who Still Visit Or Remember This Site? by muller101(m): 6:00pm On Oct 22, 2021
Wapdam
Wapking

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Politics / Re: FG Blames Nnamdi Kanu For Murder Of Akunyili’s Husband, Gulak, 184 Others by muller101(m): 5:42pm On Oct 22, 2021
Useless FG.
Romance / Re: Goo by muller101(m): 9:41pm On Oct 21, 2021
Move this thing to crime section pls.
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari, Others Over Plan To Monitor Whatsapp Messages, Phone Calls by muller101(m): 8:10pm On Oct 17, 2021
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Something that is not even possible due to the end-to-end encryption of whatsapp

Well,
We gonna continue to say this again and again,

"Rumors are spread by fools and believe by idiots"


We Rise.

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This was our first line of thought!
It's just so funny to see that the so called educated folks and graduates have been blinded by fake news and they can't use their brains normally again, to know which news is true and which is fake!!

This generation has lost it,
We only pray the next generation gets it right.

[b]It is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.


We Rise again!

Modify : Someone removed your comment (that broke no rules) but decided to ignore the messages of those insulting, cursing you even after many members reported such!
You see what we are saying.
SimplyLeo and Omenka can testify.
Seun Osewa and Mynd44, and we still have rules guiding this noble forum.
Sigh!
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Events / Re: Nigerian Man Dies One Week To His White Wedding (Photo) by muller101(m): 8:05pm On Oct 17, 2021
What is white wedding.
Romance / Re: Should I Start Checking My Girlfriend Phone? by muller101(m): 8:01pm On Oct 16, 2021
Op you want to commit suicide abi?
Health / Re: Why Is That Nigerian Girls Don't Fear STD? by muller101(m): 7:55pm On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
This is where dem go find you,just know that a day shall come where waste pain will take over due to old age and your manhood won't rise again, so thread with caution in all your sexual misconducts,no be only you get penis.
60yrs old zzor. grin

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Crime / Re: This Guy Has Absconded With Over N10billion Worth Of People's Investment by muller101(m): 7:54pm On Oct 16, 2021
Behind every irresponsible man . There must always be a woman.
Phones / Re: Aside Hello, How Do You Pick Up A Call? by muller101(m): 7:52pm On Oct 16, 2021
If na Guy. "Guy howfar"
If na vagina person. "Babe wazup"
If na elderly persy. Good morning sir or ma.
If na my close pals. "Bobo wadup"

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Forgot To Lock Your Door As A Bachelor ( My Experience) by muller101(m): 7:48pm On Oct 16, 2021
It happened to me last night. My kitchen door was left ajar till daybreak.
Phones / Re: Presidency Orders Demolition Of Masts Belonging To Globacom Telco Nationwide by muller101(m): 7:11pm On Oct 16, 2021
Teenu00:
how solid is the news before insulting ur country.
Is the country not useless? Be honest
Romance / Re: Trouble My Friend Faced Trying To Break Up With His Girlfriend by muller101(m): 8:06am On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
How?he has ended it already
That's season one.
Romance / Re: Trouble My Friend Faced Trying To Break Up With His Girlfriend by muller101(m): 8:00am On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
He ended it so soon
I know how the story ended. You won't like it anyway grin

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Romance / Re: Trouble My Friend Faced Trying To Break Up With His Girlfriend by muller101(m): 7:57am On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
Ow don't sleep please
Amebo.
Education / Re: See How AAUA Lecturer Failed All 92 Students Students Who Took Course [pics] by muller101(m): 7:52am On Oct 16, 2021
Exactly what booohari is doing in Nigeria. grin
Education / Re: Medical Graduate Refuses To Marry Suitor Who Paid Her Expensive School Fees by muller101(m): 7:51am On Oct 16, 2021
If anything happens to that lady the simp will be the primary suspect.
Romance / Re: Today Is My Fiancée Birthday. Join Me And Celebrate Her. by muller101(m): 7:46am On Oct 16, 2021
Iyaebe:
Why are you jealous? pray to meet your own love and stop to dy jealous them.
pray for love? You actually mean I should pray to have someone who will actually bring her problems that never existed in my life?

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