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Pets / Re: The Chick That Refused To Go Away Is Now A Mother Hen by muller101(m): 8:50am On Nov 03, 2021
Run a DNA if you are truly the father

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Romance / Re: Where Can I Find Fine Single Catholic Igbo Girls In Lagos? by muller101(m): 8:48am On Nov 03, 2021
Look for them in a fine Catholic Church in Lagos.
Health / Re: Help: My Girlfriend Is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by muller101(m): 8:44am On Nov 03, 2021
Op may erection depart from thee.

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Politics / Re: Woman Go Complete Nude Destroying Things Inside Capitec Bank In South Africa. by muller101(m): 8:34am On Nov 03, 2021
When Dickson is involved
Romance / The Truth. Mom Claim Dad Is A 10seconds Man And Hates Mouth Action. by muller101(m): 7:57am On Nov 03, 2021
I have been observing what has been going on in our home with keen interest. Mom came here to claim how dad is a few seconds man and hates mouth action.
I will be very straight forward with my explanations without mincing words. Few weeks ago, I noticed each time dad comes out of their room in the morning he always complains of tiredness while Mom will be beaming with smiles all through.
Last weekend I decided to figure out what exactly the problem was. I traveled to inform my maternal grandfather about the changes in our home how dad was no longer executing his roles at home effectively due to early morning tiredness.
My maternal grandfather a very crafty old man, gave me some tips which I adhered to. One fateful night I heard some creaking noises coming from their room, I got up from bed headed towards the direction of the noise. I spent good 45minutes behind the door listening to the moaning sound track. How can someone who claims the husband is a few seconds man be moaning for 45minutes.
I got tired listening to their session,while I got back to my room I noticed dad emerged from their room and headed to the bathroom to wash his mouth. Who does that by 2am if mouth action isn't involved. This scenario keeps on repeating for one week. I am surprised when I saw the thread mom was complaining about not getting maximum love making sessions from Dad.
I won't blame mom much, might be she needed more than just 45minutes. I decided to trail dad as well. I found out she is also camping a mistress in a guest house in the next street. Whenever he closes from work he spent nothing less than 3hours with the mistress. After enough observation I have come to a conclusion that both of them never told us the truth.

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Sends Warning On Odili Homes Raid: "Enough Is Enough, We Can Bite" by muller101(m): 11:42pm On Nov 02, 2021
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adamsmith914:
Wailers stop crying more than the bereaved.
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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Sends Warning On Odili Homes Raid: "Enough Is Enough, We Can Bite" by muller101(m): 11:42pm On Nov 02, 2021
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adamsmith914:
Buhari has no certificate, who has seen your father’s certificate, which primary school certification does he possess?
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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Sends Warning On Odili Homes Raid: "Enough Is Enough, We Can Bite" by muller101(m): 11:40pm On Nov 02, 2021
Toothless dogs. Useless judiciary fully controlled by the corrupt executive.

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Romance / Re: Reply; I Am Not A 10 Secs Man And I Love MouthAction(sensitive Pictures) by muller101(m): 11:34pm On Nov 02, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
They are always three sides to a story...
The accuser side of the story...
The accused side of the story...
And the actual truth...
In all of this everyone paints themselves to be a saint and hero in their own story... embarassed
I am their son. I will narrate the truth.

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Romance / Re: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by muller101(m): 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2021
Op
siofra:


I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight.
Ok straight with a touch of gay tendencies grin

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Phones / Re: The Chat Was Going Well Until He/she Said ..... by muller101(m): 8:20pm On Nov 02, 2021
All these useless thread.

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Properties / Re: Nifemi, PA To Owner Of Collapsed Ikoyi Building Found Dead, Osibona Trapped by muller101(m): 8:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
What should we do with her unclothedness.
Romance / Re: Please Is This Guy Gay? (photo) by muller101(m): 8:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
Gay OP admiring his gay partner grin

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Romance / Re: Is It Normal? My Girlfriend Does This by muller101(m): 8:14pm On Nov 02, 2021
Someone that is crying due to pains from a dick she is riding grin she is using you Oga.

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Odunlade Adekola Celebrates Wife As She Turns 40 by muller101(m): 5:55pm On Nov 02, 2021
Iyaebe:
They will go and marry a modest wife who is almost a novice while they frolick carelessly everywhere
Zzor at 60 grin
Education / Re: Blood Gushes As Two Female UNN Students Fight Over A Man (VIDEO) by muller101(m): 5:36pm On Nov 02, 2021
Very commendable.
Celebrities / Re: Missing My Daughter, Yul Edochie's Wife Says, Asks Other Parents How They Cope by muller101(m): 8:16am On Nov 02, 2021
Unnecessary attention
Romance / Re: Who Looks More Polished Between These Two? by muller101(m): 8:05am On Nov 02, 2021
Next time post this kind of things in crime section madam.
Romance / Re: I Really Need A Guy by muller101(m): 5:59am On Nov 02, 2021
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FutureIsFemale:
Please I really need a guy that is good at trolling.
There is a Nairalander I want to be trolled until he deactivate.

He has been a pain on my neck.

I will pay if you want me to.

His moniker is lexy2014.

I have called the mods on him but it seems the mods of this forum are lazy about their jobs.
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Politics / Re: Jeff Bezos Hails President Buhari’s Climate Change Actions by muller101(m): 5:18am On Nov 02, 2021
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post=107255464:
A man that makes Well Over 300 Million USA DOLLARS everyday, as in every day, every day of his life for many years now says something important to the world,
Someone that makes $3,715 every second he breathes!
Someone that $1.7 million is the same as $1 for the average American!
The first person in the world to have a networth of 200 Billion Dollars!
That same person is Hailing our Darling Daddy of the Nation,
For All the good things he has seen and heard about him.

Instead of some fowls to listen, they are saying he should shut up,
Some Idiotic Children of hate, frustrations and perdition are putting mouth for d matter,
Telling us the man is saying rubbish! shocked
Some lazy mofos that support thieves, fraudsters and looters that turned their lives upside down.
Na mrs Amadioha go give una beejay oneBYone cool.
The Hatred yall have for your country and your love for corrupt criminals and looters that have looted your destiny will consume y'all one by one,
Adabi tins.....





God bless our Darling Daddy and his amiable Vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo for all they are doing to make this once battered and looted nation work again.

God bless Nigeria and all good, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

We Rise!



So that Buhari won't ban Jeff Bezos site??!?!

Jeff Bezos don get site or forum?
Chisos, what kinda kids do we share this forum with for krissake?
And it is these same kinda specie that will be calling the president of everyone in their lineage an illiterate!
We shame on your behalf.
See him embarrassing himself publicly on Africa Number one forum,
All because of hatred for his country.
What a colossal shame!
Tueh!


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Health / Re: Painful Menses. Please Help! by muller101(m): 9:28pm On Nov 01, 2021
No
Lollittaa:
As far as I could remember, I've always had very painful menstruation. To a point that it affects my ability to work or be productive.
Painkillers hardly work, so it's about 4-7 days of Pre menstrual cramps +5 day period of agony. Almost two weeks every month. Sometimes I fall sick during or after my period.
I talked to my doctor. I was thinking family planning pills might pause my periods for sometime. But he said no they don't. He advised I be taking painkillers prior to my period and I have ulcer.

I'm tired. NL doctors, what can I do?
Get pregnant
Politics / Re: Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo Was Spotted Harvesting Crops In His Farm by muller101(m): 8:28pm On Nov 01, 2021
Amotolongbo:
No, it is the other way round.
Na crops dey harvest Obasanjo.

Which kind farmer dey go farm “bathing up” with correct polo, face cap to harvest?
Have you seen farmers harvesting with combine before? Farming is not all about looking haggard with knives and hoes.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To A 5-day Mental Evaluation For Crossing Expressway In UAE by muller101(m): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2021
The old ways never left him. grin
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Defiling 10-year-old Left Behind By Mother In Ondo by muller101(m): 8:11pm On Nov 01, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
lalasticlala seun rule 2
grin I only gave just a tip. You are scared already.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Defiling 10-year-old Left Behind By Mother In Ondo by muller101(m): 5:29pm On Nov 01, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
No matter how you educate them they will still misbehave. I was told the it's natural for them not to be able to control their urge.
I was told all the males related to you are all rapists. grin
Celebrities / Re: How Wizkid’s Music Saved Me From Bandits While Traveling To Kaduna –Man Narrates by muller101(m): 5:16pm On Nov 01, 2021
Lies
Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped In Lagos By A Fat Elderly Man With A Pot Belly by muller101(m): 5:09pm On Nov 01, 2021
Rape indeed. grin

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Shooting Into Civilians' Homes (Video) by muller101(m): 5:05pm On Nov 01, 2021
Tingotoe:
And who told you that there are civilians in that house? They could be terrorists using the house to shoot at the military for all we know
That's a civilian setting.

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Romance / Re: How Much Should Be The Budget For A Marriage by muller101(m): 4:44pm On Nov 01, 2021
Op just impregnate her first.
Politics / Re: Diezani Maduake Pants. by muller101(m): 4:41pm On Nov 01, 2021
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Tinubuadvocate:
I guess this woman not wearing pants we have seen her invisible bra that she bought 16milion dollar only God know how much she will be buying her pants only if she do wear.

However the same party are grouping together to reloot Nigeria. Some of you are complaining that everything is expensive and naira keep falling in market .what do you expect when someone is buying bra with 16m dollar.

Nigerians are patiently waiting for this unfortunate people to come out with campaign only idiot and unfortunate being will vote pdp at any level.
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking Me To Get A Loan With The Only Property My Dad Left. by muller101(m): 4:40pm On Nov 01, 2021
Op send that thing away.

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