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NwaNimo1:
Life jackets?


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It's life vest not jacket.

championship:
Women are wonderful
They should be respected and treated right
God bless all women

Including bobrisky?

Danjikanbauchi:
it's not better ooo. North good roads everywhere.

Is that the only achievement from North? Bandits fall on you.

Better than that useless and good for nothing big brother rubbish.

Hmmmm. I hope that's not the father of those kids. "That's the summary of the long story."

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post=106216358:
From all of us @[b][/b] : Happy Birthday Mama 2Face.
Long Life and Prosperity.

Now we know where 2Face got his cuteness from.
All shades of beauty and cuteness.

Shout out to all mothers out there.
Mothers are Golden.

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The most useless religion in the world is I.s.a.l.m............................................. very useless.

Its actually the co pilot that left the cockpit.

What if he is not interested in your vagina. You can still be useful for ritual purposes even with your infected pussey.

Advice him to combine both. School is important. I have seen and met people who are regretting of not going to school even with enough money they have.

Greedy something

Fescoblack:
Fatal accident is the type of accident whose the victim pick up injuries, brusies etc. But ghastly, is howevery the accident that involves death for the victim. Let us be guarded

wrong sir. Fatal involves death.

Bantu10:
The way we abuse words here.

It cant be ghastly if someone didn't die.

you use fatal if death was involved. So ghastly is correct here.

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post=106193130:
Now we know.....

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Irrelevant thread.

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post=106191030:
Hmmmm, reminiscent times.
We thank God for the past, the present and the bright future ahead.
All our past Landlords still remain very good friends to us till the day.
The cherish and love us because of the kinda tenants we were to them.
We took absolute care of their houses like it is ours.

Hence the saying, it is good to be good.
So we enjoying all our tenants right now.
We paid our dues.

Aspiring Landlords,
These are some of the reason ALL our past Landlords see us as part of their children till tomorrow,
(May the souls of the 2 departed among them RIP, great men!)
Here are some traits you look out for in your Tenants.
Same traits we exhibited as Tenants many years ago...
Healthy track record of on time payments.
Steady income.
Positive report.
Ability to cover potential property damage with an upfront security deposit.
Good references from past landlords.
Polite and respectful to neighbors.
No prior history of eviction etc

Summary : Landlords and Tenants can live with peace with each other.
Respect is Reciprocal.

We Rise.

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post=106189097:
This IS nothing but EVIL, WICKEDNESS and more EVIL.
There are no two ways about it.

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post=106189093:
Illiteracy is worse than HIV.
It baffles us that people still believe in money rituals in this 21st century.
Swines filled with evil.
May they encounter untimely death also.
Bunch of swines mofos.

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udomma1005:
Che.. Chei... Chei...!
7 weeks old puppy, edible?
I nor go talk wetin dey my mind!

Your moniker sounds Akwaibom. I was only asking for your guys.

Always go with your legendary towel to cover your eyes when something like this come your way in future.

Is it edible?

Doradorwa:
Yes I am

congratulations. More oil to your tool.

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MelesZenawi:
Canadian should look for something else and deliver judgement on.

Your judgement holds water for immigrants and it is not lost on me that Nigeria officers hardly think of leaving the country.

IPOBS now IPONK are more dangerous than Nigeria police but for equity both are killers and murderers.

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Vanity upon vanity

Op what do you understand by the term "premium tears"

Doradorwa:
Lol... We are at the verge of a breakup. He complains about everything I do, he complains about me staying on Nairaland, reading too much books, working on forum that pays me. Lately the only time we smile to eachother is when we have séx.

I've been coping because my mom will be disappointed in me if I breakup, she likes him. but seriously mam, I'm not happy lately.

So you are indulging in premarital sex.

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post=106115329:
Some Nigerians and fraud sha.
Even on irrelevant things.
Just to scam innocent citizens of their hard earned money.

May devil punish all fraudsters on Nairaland and Nigeria at large.

That is why these fraudsters and swines don't like seeing our posts and they all hide politics to abuse their mothers and fathers.
Awon Ole 100%.
Y'all will never end well in life.

No be curse,
Na FACT.

WE Rise!

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Slawormiir will avoid this thread

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post=106168424:
Thank God for the good, honest, hard-working tenants we have all across the country.
Only positive news and stories about them all.
Especially Oga Emekus and his family.
We pray he becomes a landlord soon before the end of the year.
A great tenant that gives you peace.
Emekus, we know you can see. this.
God bless you and your family.
Na man u be....


Hear to read from both sides.

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If you are not from there or you never lived there you can believe all that bullshiiit.

gasparpisciotta:
India, Pakistan, Bangladesh are all involved in producing mysterious beings

And Nigeria produced another mysterious being in buhari.

Deltafynest:
I wrote a trend on how i and my girlfriend's ex planned to use her and move on, well, it didn't go as planned.

https://www.nairaland.com/6768506/how-handled-cheating-serious-girl

So my girlfriend came to my place yesterday morning to apologise. I became very furious to the extent that i was very brutal and had to force her to tell me everything.

First, she told me sometime ago when i was broke and looking for money to pay my school fees, she met a counsellor from her ward that promised to give her the money if she agreed to visit. Being a family friend, my girlfriend visited the man and told him she needed the money to pay her fees before Friday, it was Wednesday then.

The man later told her he would only give her the money on the ground that he sleeps with her. At first, it seemed too extreme but when she thought about me dropping out, she agreed to it. The man later had his way and sent her a fake alert.

She went to the bank and was told the money never came. She became furious and called the man, the dude was insulting her not to call him again....

When i heard this, i was surprised because my girlfriend told me she never had anything with the family friend and only wanted to raise money for my school fees. And knowing fully well that my girl was an orphan with no siblings, the man did that to her.


Again, she told me after some time and after we finally paid the fees, she was looking for money to pay for some dues in school and that period i was having fever with no money. The ex boyfriend was making contact with her in the past which she never wanted and had warned him to stop calling. According to her, she could not block him because she was using a small phone plus the guy also had an habit of calling with strange numbers.

So when the guy finally called again, she flowed in and then met the guy, they had sex and she got the money. I remember she brought money home that day and gave me everything. She never told me how she got it then and i just assumed she got it from her friend.


That and some other Minor stuffs. Last Las, i forgave her after her apology and then we had a quiet time talking about everything truth to truth, according to her.


This evening, i broke up with her. I told her i don't think this is the right thing to do and she needs to reconcile with the ex boyfriend being that they spent 9 years together and the guy was unwilling to let everything go.


Thank you all for your advise.


Pls don't quote this post as you comment, thank you

Some of us don't listen to instructions.







Back to topic. I guess you are moving onto another pussy holder