₦airaland Forum

PoliticalThuG:
Ebonyi or ibadan?

Bad guy lol

yusufadebayo02:
Imagine you just got a new job and your salary is ₦850,000 monthly but your New Boss insults you too much and call you all sought of names…. You can Imagine!
What would you do?

All the insult is test of ur Behaviour, attitude and character......wish u all d best in d job......don't forget d patience dog eat d fattest bone! word***

modelmike7:
People should really discover who they are!
To the myopic, it may be mere akara and very
abominable for a "graduate" to be selling akara .
Graduate!
1st! Sit and ask yourself why you studied that
course you studied that made you a graduate?
Be cause u really wanted to or because that was
what your jamb score could fetch u?
Many who are educated or called graduates are
confused souls who cannot even defend their
results and have also refused to face reality!
1st it shows this young woman has a strong
passion for cooking and this akara can be
enhanced and lots of ideas out in to make it
bigger and better.
What's the difference between the pizza we
scramble for and this akara?
If she was making pizza, cake or shawarma
would u call her a waste?
This is an example of someone living a life of
purpose and in few years I bet you she will
employ the same graduates in the same business
of making bean balls.
By then lots of people will start going into akara
business
The whites may even come to learn it from her! . . . . . . . . . MODIFIED . Nairalanders, You will never stop amazing me, just imagine what this guy typed . . . . . . . " [ bobkezel( m ): 10:16pm
Another jumoke
Op is trying to impose on us another jumoke. The
first woman was about bread. Op figured that
akara and bread works hand in hand, so he
brought us his own version of jumoke. In
timaya's voice *I refuse to concur *"] . . . . . . It is really true we have different kind of people here!.

what I can see is her reading table and chair.......kudos to her.

Okimski:
Wow! what a heart of gold. May this woman always find peace for the rest of her life.

Amen

Kenai:
And who are you going to thank for all the Nigerians the soldiers have massacred? From the women to the infants, peasants to the elderly, young and old? Who are you going to thank for all the defenseless people the soldiers have gone in to murder, in their towns and in the streets, in their homes and in their sleep?
Who are you going to thank for all the unaddressed cases where soldiers who are meant to defend us are killing us like rats, and wiping out ENTIRE villages simply because one of their operatives was killed by unidentified people?

You thank these soldiers for this BARBARIC show they put up here? Believe me, I hate the police MORE than you possibly could, but are they wrong in this case?
Was the soldier right to have parked at an unauthorised area?
People with your attitude encourage dictators, despots and people with zero respect for diplomacy simply because of their posts.
Don't let your emotions blind you.
The soldiers were WRONG.

why the DPO did not respect the captain in the first place and their should be respect to one another.

[quote author=TippyTop post=43110244]Probably brain dead now.[/quote nah so

sirculynz:
After my service July last yr, my company refused to staff me, that I can only be employed as a trainee engr which comes with only small stipend. So I wrote this particular test online on July for one multi national company in lekki. 2 months later I got a text from them to come for interview, I was surprised. I went there. I was interviewed by an indian, the interview was so intense, he asked me many questions including sm calculations on electrical engr, I tink I got most. That interview lasted for abt 30mins each prsn & we where just 15. On dec, I got a call from them to come for medicals. By Jan I waited for them, I was tempted to go & find out my status from them @ their office but I kept cool. So on wed evening as I was leaving office I got a call from the HR of this new company, & she asked me to come tomorrow for their offer letter. When I went there & saw their offer, it was wow. we were 7, they apologised to us for taking this long to finally recruit us, that we were the lucky ones out of thousands of applicants & they had to do thorough screening. Omo that night I couldn't sleep, happiness won kill me. So the next morning when I went to my office to resign, I first told my boss, he was shocked cos I was one of his top engrs that delivers well. When I went to the HR to submit the letter. She asked abt the new company & i told her. She quickly had a meeting with sm top ogas & even the MD. Right there, she printed an offer letter, I was shocked. So after all this while, na now una know my importance. I told her dt my new company is gonna pay me 3x this offer & it's an international company with job security. After I greeted sm friends I left knowing fully well I'm going to a far better place. I'm resuming this Monday & I can't wait to get started.
So my fellow Job seekers, I wish u all the best. There are still good jobs out there u can get without knowing anybody. This year shall be our year of plenty testimonies.
Please ignore my typo errors**

congratulations bro,wish u all d best!

Gracemacel:
Have just uploaded the pics.

No farmer no Nation,Am proud to be a Farmer!

purest21:
Could this be the global warming I always hear in all these James bond movies?

I don't know if it's only me that have been experiencing this unprecedented excessive increase in general temperature. Heat just too much abeg!
I end up bathing up to 8 times in just a day even at midnights. There's currently scarcity of normal cold water for bathing in my area; all the taps,pumps and tanks around produce HOT water without anybody boiling them

Just last night I was about to suffocate, even the fan was producing very hot air and I couldn't take it no more. As I tried to lay outside at the balcony I nearly melted; the damn floor has not gotten rid of the afternoon's sun yet. The floor was smoking, I had to improvise then. I filled a bucket with the usual hot water and then brought out 3 sachet water that I had earlier left in the freezer to block. I tore out the sachets entirely and put the bare blocks in my bucket of water (drastic times call for drastic measures) . After some minutes I carried the bucket to the bathroom, took off my already sweat-soaked boxers and as I splashed the water on my body, Lo and behold I just heard the exact sound akara balls make when it's being thrown into hot oil ; I got all fresh again and decided not use the towel so that the refreshing feeling can last a while longer. To my dismay, I got to my wardrobe, searched a few seconds for another boxers, put it on. Then as I raised my head up, I got the feeling of something rushing down my bare back.. (God save me from karashika)

Nwanne I had to improvise again. I changed the position of mattress in a way it's adjacent to the refrigerator. I opened the refrigerator wide open and slept with my head stuck in it.

This morning, it was the sound of the boiling egusi soup I had in the freezer that woke me up. The ice in the freezer had melted and the egusi was having great fun inside the bowl even trying to throw the cover over. As I opened the bowl and interrupted it's little party, it was very unforgiven and threw back at me the most horrible stench I've ever perceived in lifetime. My rich soup has soured!!

Please nairalanders how are your areas let me know if I will have to relocate; and who do we blame for this ??

The Heat is much to d fact dat my neighbours are complaining the sound of my generator...........#naijaheat

POWEROFPEACE:
Thank GOD for his life. Many have died in a similar way.

Timaya spoiling his toy!.......happy for u bro!

yanabasee:
Is that a 5million wristwatch? Looks like aba-made

this is a wristwatch of 35k!

madridguy:
PMB making me happy with his team so far. Always appointing credible person for a sensitive position. May you live long in good state of health to lead our great country to the greater height. Ride on PMB

APC
CHANGE

congratulations to u sir,please create employment......and let dia be meritocracy! Thank u.

PhockPhockMan:
Na wa for you o o.

Bad guy oko olosho!!!

lexyman:
I see no reason why PMB should neglect this man as one of his ministers , the man is one of the agent of transformation and change that Nigerians wants ... He has worked excellently well with the past administration and he can be better in this administration ...we need him!!!

yes we need him more in this present Administration.
God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless Nigerian!

PassingShot:
Will this vote of confidence stop the probe into the forgery allegation?

yes! Lol

[quote author=Jamzig1 post=35796397]At about 11:45pm in the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta a student residing in the school hostel killed this snake on his way coming back from night class. He saw the snake lying on the road at a junction close to the U.K and IYAT hall of residence immediately he took a stick and attacked it on its head. Pics below--->[/quoteUNAAB student no dey carry last! Kudos to u.

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olapluto:
I dont see where he took the phone in these pix. All I see is a couple standing innocently.

cos their is no evidence of d couple stealing d cellphone and beside we didn't see any cellphone.....God knows d best!

fernandoc:
Nice! I have a feeling that unemployment issues will be resolved too this time around.

Amen!!!

ulster:
Ok guys, let try and create a NL shortlist of possible technocrats and or politicians who would make the cut for GMB/PYO's ministerial list. We can will come back after May 29th and so who actually made it.
My list:

Dr Adewumi Adeshina-Agric
Femi Falana-Justice
Abike Dabiri-Information
B.R Fashola-Foreign Affairs
Ben Akubueze-National Planning Commission
Segun Arganga-Trade & investment
Tam David West- Petroleum
Tonye Cole- Works and Housing
Ngige- well, cant think of any portfolio, but sure he will make the cut.

Dr Adewumi Adeshina, hon minister of Agriculture has tremendous achievement in the Agricultural sector and i hope he will do more..... GMB/PYO pls noted!

FastShipping:
Picture and video of El-Rufai at the rally or forever remain quiet.

APC with lies......GEJ2019

Horus:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2074452_zahra1_jpega317d07fdc0d22670261e336416fe6c5

Zahra Buhari

story for the God's

juniormusa:
Ahhhh Nigerians u guys are wicked...
GEJ till 2019

GEJ till Zahra Buhari knows how to spell fourth............unlike his dad who doesn't know d different btw surname and first name......clueless people!

easyflow:
All I see are faces of hungry people

That is if they have PVC......GEJ till Zahra Buhari know how to spell fourth!

EUROBOMBER:
He is only trying to show that he is really a man of the people and loved by the people. Don't you think we need CHANGE in Lagos?

Jimi Agbaje is a grass roots politician! I love his spirit..........next governor of lagos state!

femijck:
Mine is number 4......

1,6 and 11

zeefa:
Please, I need a serious advise from people in the house. I really don't know what to say to my mother in-law, may be to beg her or ignored as if nothing happen.

Let me give you a little summary of what happened to me.

My wife just put to bed and the whole loads of work have been much for her that she called on her friend who just graduated from the university to come and stay with us so that she could help with little work at home.

We didn't have problem with her because it will save her from paying bills whereas we have more space in our own house for her to occupy free of charge without having to pay any bills.

She was so hard-working and even without telling her,she knows what to do at the right time. She does all the cooking for us and most time before I get home from work, she calls me to ask what I would love to have for dinner which she will gladly organise.

Gradually, we get little bit close and talk freely to each other without having to define our boundaries.

Wumi is a dark skinned chobby lady with a 42DD size (please don't ask me how I got to know her size). And am sure those that have the picture of sizes on their brain will understand my point. It was tempting.

It all started when I got home and saw her cooking with one nasty top showing off her assets. She caught my attention and smiled and I returned my gesture given her a soft smile too and that was how the whole madness started.

My mother in-law just came from nigeria few days ago to help us as well. But left for me, I was enjoying the new atmosphere with Wumi in our house.

Just yesterday the nasty incident happened. Mama caught me in d washroom kissing and touching wumi . Meanwhile, my wife went for Dr appointment for our son with cold.

Right now, I'm afraid because mama didn't say anything and I don't know how to convince her as well.

Wumi is not comfortable at home again and I can't look into ma ma's face anymore.

The funny thing is that mama didn't discuss what she saw with my wife because I knew if my wife heard, in fact, I wont be on nairaland now to narrate the story of my life.

Please, do I call mama and beg her? Or should I just ask my wife to allow her (wumi) go since mama is around. ?

I'm really confused here because I can't not face or talk to Mama freely at home anymore.

Please what do I do?

u be Badoo, dis is what u will u do,don't discuss anything with mama cos am sure she will never tell her daughter and she will not be ready to ruin her daughter house.
Send Wumi out of the house as soon as possible so as to prevent ur marriage.imagine 42DD *gboju

BokoHaramm:
Meanwhile in other news: Berem accuses fashola of diverting local council funds for Tinubu.

Abi nah

Alphaoscar:
Sai Buhari

yimu

dtruth3:
Easy bros, the programme was not orgarnised by NTA. Its been handled by the Nigeria Election Debate Group (NEDG). NTA is only broacasting it, so please, tell your Party to send a representative now, or Nigerians will stop taking them seriously.

clueless APC

outlaw77:
. Shame Buhari

GEJ till Buhari produce his original certificate.......GEJ till 2019

ebamma:
.That's my president right there
if u dey find change go meet abo.ki for bureau de change
#Gej till abo.ki stop to bend down like woman dey piss

yes oooooo,GEJ till Buhari knows different between surname and first name!