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Crime / Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 10:46am On May 25, 2021
Tsolutionifede:
hahahaha, u don vex. No be fight now, if na positive, oga I am also in o


Get lost, low-life lamer
Crime / Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 7:51am On May 25, 2021
Tsolutionifede:
kidnapping team, I guess


You feel everyone has a failed existence like you?
Education / Re: She Was Sacked For Telling Students To Pray For Nigeria by MunchHouse: 7:41am On May 25, 2021
omolola100:
Whenever an American citizen wake up in the morning, they will pray that God should bless America.

This country is turning to something else and i dont think Nigeria can ever balance again, my cousin who works in a private school got back home after the proprietress sacked her for asking the student to pray for the redemption of Nigeria, and also telling the student to observe a minute silence for the COAS and the military personnel that lost their life in the plane crash.

Is it a crime to pray for one's nation again?
The woman is an enemy of the nation for her to have rejected prayer for our dear nation.



That's not her job

1. Pray for Nigeria


2. Pray for redemption of Nigeria



Tell her to face her life in future.

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Literature / Re: Ebook writer needed ASAP by MunchHouse: 8:55pm On May 24, 2021
FirstbornWds:



Lol. I did it before...


I can always do it again. Let's see if his village people eventually works against him and he decides to scam again in this section.. I'll take full glare and work with the person to nab him.

I promise..



The next time I write a 20k words for one edit and don't get paid
Literature / Re: Ebook writer needed ASAP by MunchHouse: 8:47pm On May 24, 2021
FirstbornWds:




Oh... You'll pity his sorry ass. This slowpoke was the major reason I had to dedicated
to ethical hacking and all sorts then. He dealt with me then and I promised heaven and earth to bring him down until I realized he pushed me to become a better person, and upon getting his location ( then he was shuttling between calabar and Lagos currently), I had to pity his sorry ass. He's not worth it.


His major mistake then was ever ordering from Amazon and having it delivered to Calabar. He wanted to act smart then but man, the mudder boy was very little to take such strands.


I need to get Malik locked up. Having his address and keeping it unbroadcasted on the forum is against the interest of normal people


If I track Malik to anywhere in Nigeria even sokoto, I'm dragging him to prison where he belongs.
Literature / Re: Ebook writer needed ASAP by MunchHouse: 8:14pm On May 24, 2021
FirstbornWds:


Lol. I no go go low to fight mumu na. Na warning I give..


Anybody way mumu go still fall for his poor self. I did my part for humanity. The fraudster Fidelix Ukwanyi will propose mouthwatering offers, give a tight deadline to be met and eventually use your work without paying for it. Check out the last monikers StarDiamonds, Fidelmalek or even CRBC ( He even went ahead to do PayPal scam with one Kadafs by requesting cashback), you'll see how he ranted cold and hot when he was called out only to leave the account and create another one.


One common thing about this thief, he's always available on Auto, ( SayNoToCultism) and literature and sometime, betting thread.. Not to forget that each moniker contains senseless abuses that a rational or let me say, right-thinking human should have just addressed with sanity. But it's Fidelix, the raging mad dog who's out to cause people to work and not get paid.

Other facts to look out for... He loves to brag with everything, even though he's hungrier than an under-bridge beggar. He's a sluttyhead from Calabar that once stayed close to a police Barack and always creates a new moniker every time to scam...


In fact... I have a lot of facts to nail him easily especially with his emails and stuffs but upon seeing who I want to drag things with, I had to pity his unfortunate relations. They would just shed tears and ask questions as to why they ever had to be plagued with such bad luck.


Check and see if I have told any lies. This fool is definitely Fidelix Ukwanyi.


However, anybody that decides to work with this fool had better request to work with escrow or get upfront brode delivering, else.... You'll definitely quote the whole of Lamentations... I can promise you that.


I see that he's shouting to go spiritual, LOL. Na person way eat belleful finish day visit alfa. The mumu in fact claims not to believe in anything supernatural.... I am surprised he's yarning dust now.


Watch and see how he rants the more. Don't be surprised. It's his way!!!


Pass me the popcorn ahbeg


So, you mean someone had FidelMalik actual location and I didn't know. Smh.


The day I get his actual location, I feel sorry for the spectators who will want to beg me for his release. I won't say more than this

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Literature / Re: Ebook writer needed ASAP by MunchHouse: 7:30pm On May 24, 2021
See fight o. Grabs popcorn
Literature / Re: Richest Nigerian Writers- Writertain Creatives by MunchHouse: 6:40pm On May 24, 2021
Lies
Literature / Re: Ebook writer needed ASAP by MunchHouse: 5:43pm On May 24, 2021
How much are you intent on paying " first class writers only "

Over inflated sense of worth.

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Autos / Re: 2015 Bmw 520i For Sale In Lekki by MunchHouse: 5:10pm On May 24, 2021
TarOrfeeek:


It has never been to the mainland.


Which kind of insult is that na

People that live in Ajangbadi won't buy this car again because of that.


Smh. Are people in Ajangbadi in Lagos?

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Politics / Re: No Referendum No Election.. Asari Dokubo by MunchHouse: 12:54pm On May 24, 2021
Eye opener

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Religion / Re: Ooni Of Ife Exposes The Secret Behind The Name Of Prophet Joshua Iginla by MunchHouse: 9:27am On May 24, 2021
We'll submit it to long term review aka 20 years before we comment our own
Crime / Re: Gunmen In Three Trucks Burn Anambra INEC Headquarters, Attack Police Station by MunchHouse: 2:09am On May 24, 2021
Lord Have Mercy.

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Family / Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by MunchHouse: 12:52am On May 24, 2021
BKsoul:
how are you today? The man with the million naira project..opor...


cool
Family / Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by MunchHouse: 12:43am On May 24, 2021
BKsoul:
FatherCHRISTMAS what have you done to deserve it...i know you are in an intensive unit right now... sorry


undecided
Sports / Re: Napoli Sack Head Coach, Gennaro Gattuso by MunchHouse: 12:41am On May 24, 2021
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If you like to write articles and get paid for writing then this team/project is for you.



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Crime / Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 12:11am On May 24, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
ogbeni which project be that
and how person fit join


You wan committ too undecided
Travel / Re: What Should I Do With My 850k Budget by MunchHouse: 11:46pm On May 23, 2021
GideonG:
take 20-30k and invest in unlisted crypto with huge potentials of blowing in 3-6months
thank me later multi millionaire


Na so. Dey deceive yourself dey go.

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Crime / Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by MunchHouse: 11:35pm On May 23, 2021
Come work on my team in a project. When we finish I pay you 1 Million to start your life.

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Agriculture / Re: What Good Use For A Swampy Land. by MunchHouse: 11:33pm On May 23, 2021
Simple
Aquaculture. Make fence fencing and breed 1200 Fishes and make 4 Million annually breeding four cycles each year.


You owe me 50k for this idea.

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Family / Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by MunchHouse: 8:34pm On May 23, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight? angry

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.



Lost Ibom child. You don't know about fattening room abi?
Family / Re: I Shall Be Deactivating This Account Soon. It Is So Painful. by MunchHouse: 8:33pm On May 23, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
You read me right, Nairalanders.

I shall be deactivating this account soon. I am going to miss all of you so much. Especially my NL boyfriends, followers, crushes and benefactors. My time here was worth it while it lasted. Bid me farewell and wish me well. Seun Osewa, you are about to lose a meaningful member who has brought your forum joy.

Gosh. I am so teary right now.

cry



Na where you dey go... Mtcheew undecided

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Phones / Re: Why Do People Buy & Sell Old Social Media Accounts? by MunchHouse: 8:12pm On May 23, 2021
savcy:
Anyone asking to buy your old Facebook account is out to use it for fraud purposes. Old accounts are like those old pendulum clocks that was much sought after few years back. They have something, like a security feature that makes impersonation easier compared to the newly created ones. In essence, don't ever sell for any reason. You might just get yourself in trouble.


I've sold five old accounts. Calm down.

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Phones / Re: Why Do People Buy & Sell Old Social Media Accounts? by MunchHouse: 8:10pm On May 23, 2021
Sweetamara2:
Fraudsters buy old social media accounts to advertise various scam to a large audience, posts might include anything from investment opportunities to items or services for sale. They will also send direct messages to people trying to extract money or personal data which can then be used to access bank accounts and cards.


Misinformation. Alarmist. What do you mean by advertise scam to large audience.


Disabuse your mind ngwanu
Sports / Re: Leicester City To Still Play Champions League. by MunchHouse: 7:45pm On May 23, 2021
hotswagg12:
u are wrong instead the third team from French league qualifies automatic for champions league next season.

I'm not happy. Even Ikonso won't be happy

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Sports / Re: Leicester City To Still Play Champions League. by MunchHouse: 6:40pm On May 23, 2021
OJEEMAH:
You're welcome bro. I no even say the guy dey watch ball grin


My brother. I shock leave my garri, now the whole house Don full with garri wey swell up overflow

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Sports / Re: Leicester City To Still Play Champions League. by MunchHouse: 6:34pm On May 23, 2021
OJEEMAH:
The guy is right. If Leceister had beaten Chelsea to fourth place and Chelsea eventually beat City in the UCL finals then England would have 5 representatives cos UCL winner is automatic qualification regardless of your league position.


Ok. Now I get it. Thanks.

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Sports / Re: Leicester City To Still Play Champions League. by MunchHouse: 6:27pm On May 23, 2021
Righteousness2:


Which 5th Spot!
Leicester goes to Europa League.
England will take their 4 Spots.
If Leicester had taken 4th, then England could have an Extra spot if Chelsea beat Mancity.


You dey contradict yourself o.

No Bible class today?


The fifth would have been unaffected if an English team didn't win. An English team winning the finals qualifies it as winners spot then four teams to follow Sir.

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