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PlayMaker14:
I hereby ordain you as a FULL GROWN SIMP.


Damn, you're a complete weakling.

It is no longer medal, it is now by ordination

Onye kwuru dat tin

Richy4:
In my opinion, a responsible husband is that man that takes care of his family, provide for the children’s education and health and ensures that his wife is well taken care of economically and emotionally...who is smart enough not to die simply because he was tagged the breadwinner of the home and intelligent enough to ask for help from the wife (especially financially help)

You don win

Let me go and bring your medal..

Those guys telling the groom to calm, deserve some brain formatting slap.

Like wtf! If groom is my friend or blood, na me go drag am enter car, drive the go house.

This is pure deception..During dating/courtship come out open and clean..Who will stay will stay, who go leave go leave..

Mistakes happen, but becomes suspicious when you hide it.

chatinent:
The second boy resembles Oxlade.

You don start again

OboOlora:
Eye service from the locust-legged actress.
Instead of her to concentrate on feeding her ‘wife’, she de put mouth for Wetin nor concern am.

Tufia!
Nairaland una bad mouth fit send person to grave

lanre316:
I thought Tuface is their ambassador

That one na mistake..Him season done fade.

Faked original and Original fake Oraimo products will start rolling out.

Oluwole standards.

Zonefree:
Love will get him killed.

It is a flaming fire in them..

Urheadmaster:


On matching uniforms


These man is really carried away by Regina's punna

Who won't..It is a provide for me, and I will care for you thing.

Zonefree:
What's with the feminine colour pink

I'm beginning to believe Jaruma claim of Ned under the hypnosis of Regina

Call it anything but Love

Finnbaloroficia:
Last month my girlfriend came visiting. She stayed for 1week. During her stay I broke her virginity. We had a lot of sex. Note that I'm very good when it comes to pre-intimacy.

So after her stay, this week we chat I discovered that she didn't enjoy the sex. It was more of pain than pleasure. Please house I want t know if it's the normal thing, because I wasn't happy that she didn't enjoy it.

Was it the normal thing. Is she going to start enjoying it very soon. I'm afraid because I had that some girls do not like sex, they don't enjoy it.

Please experienced people some help me.

You can't judge if she likes sex or not now..

She loves you for her to tell you it was painful and she didn't enjoy it..Of course she won't for now.

Currently, she needs the love you have for her more now. The petting, pampering, words of affirmation and tender care. Infact everything you know that please her about you, must come in handy now.

In summary she needs your assurance and re-assueance now.
This will help her navigate this stage.

And next time you make love, be very gentle and take time with pre-intimacy, explore her fantasies and don't rush to penetration please.
If need be, use approved lubricant (Kygel). To reduce friction.
Put her satisfaction first, before yours.

With time, na you go run when she becomes more confident and comfortable around you..sex may become regula and very enjoyable.

But don't ever run..Being her first man, you guys are tied...Unless she decided to leave the relationship on her own.

Wishing you both more love and strength.

Ajala the traveller..

The name of God don suffer..

The lady in the background though.

Eriokanmi:
Maybe they've scammed you . Many more would still be scammed this way and that's why information is key. I bought at Allen at far less yesterday. Today na Sunday, na for where you come go buy?

The ignorance in that comment must be studied in UI

680 today..

Maybe BDC opened shop for him to scam him

adekolaelect:
We pray it comes down to #200.

Heart attack for BDC and my save your money in Dollars crew

gloryhomemaker:
No I don't use yeast for cake.

Okay..

mariahAngel:
Mba.
I never knew them to ever be interested in any of those positions.
Especially with the way people clamoured for such.
My father was more of a "breeze in, breeze out" type of person, and shared advice when needed.
It is my mum that is more known.




The one they abducted?




Exactly what I was trying to make you understand one time like that, when a similar topic was discussed here.
You stated then that you were not interested in those meetings. (I've forgotten your exact words sha.)



Yeah.
First, it was my grandfather who registered him in the village one, and started paying his dues when he was still a boy.
Then, he registered in the place where he's based mgbe o luru nwaanyi.
Going by his personality, I never thought that he'd be interested.




Some of the negative sides about it; nnyochashi.




Seriously ooo.

Amen.




I don't know much about that.

Lol ndi mpa sef..Same with my Dad breeze in breeze out..They drag him through my mom to come..And he attends depending on if he likes who is hosting that month.

Yes, my abducted aunt..Onye Ebe nke unu from Ogbor precisely.. her death affected everyone in the village..Secretary for 36years.

Even treasurer for all my village women..Now ha ewerela the treasurer nye mma mu.

Yea I used to have an off look for the meeting, but My interest in it will depend on my wife..If she like am, she will be dragging me to it..Like my mama dey drag my papa now.

Your grandpa did it out of excitement ndi papa..I know my Dad will rush to register me mgbe o ruru.. That man na enye nsogbu.. knowing we are stubborn, he may be friendly with ndi nwunye nwa ya, so he can use our wives to get us do ihe ndi anyi na enwehu mmasi.
Ones a man marries, everything changes..Some things we don't like, we may begin to like them.

Amongst us, my Gemini bro kacha a like ihe ndi tradition and association..He is the traditional prime minister (onowu) for the youths in the parish he attends.

Ya wuru na mba5 anyi, i ga aputara mpa gi nnama ma o wu ewu..Biakwa mawa akwa george ya wuru na iluola Di..
Plus some others you will still do even as a spinster..mana juo kwa your mom so dey don't take you unawares..Ndi ulo ga asi Ada anyi o wu onye bekee..

I forgot, I ga agba egwu o..With his framed pics..I hope you are learning some dance steps.

That's reminds me do you know about ukpo? A soup thickener?

Mvena:
Me sef no understand probably feeling pretty

feeling pretty is understatement

Olaolex:
Abi o. They have a very limited alternatives and it is 50/50. Because they can not stand to be caught. EFCC dey at alert like mad

Lol

mariahAngel:
Nne ehn!
You can sabi hype me. Hahahahahaha

I'll share one easy chocolate cake recipe soon. Very easy.

Happy Sunday.

Wake up wake up..Don't sleep.

Collect your crown.

gloryhomemaker:
The cake Queen is here.

It took me some cake fails to add the required measurements of sugar to flour.
I always added everything in right measurements except sugar.
The sugar always appeared too much and I said I didn't want much sugar not knowing the sugar helps the flour rise

You should do some more tutorials on cake for us.

Happy weekend nne.

Do you add yeast?

VeryWickedGoat:
The moin-moin looks very good.
Still waiting for the cake...

You get case sha

Olaolex:
Not all of them o. Because they are about to lend money to people in kwara here. 150k to an individual.

Of course not all..Some that are doubting Thomas will be like taaa them no fit try am until Buhari said he has given CBN go ahead order.

Maximum money for new acct is 5M
Old account 50M

And some of these small crooks are laundering more than that.

Their best bet is to give out loans..And freewill donations.

Or negotiate with some compromised bank managers to return huge sums.

If the hard currency isn't available.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I hukwa gi enh!
Them go don pack their mama market dash you finish.

Noo..I pay for it o.

You no my line of business kwesiri m i di straight forward ka nke m na aga ofuma.

I just go where them no go cut my head..I still don't like visiting the markets for purchase, except it is a must.

Amahum ekwu onu ahia..And I hate m gaa lota, someone will now come and say eriela m... Oji afuu eeeh.

The funny thing is that these politicians are two times smarter.

Someone from CBN will hint them before the plans was made public.

Immediately they will purchase hard currency..

These crooks have long changed their money even before the various primaries.

They people stalked now, are the clean business men/women and people who don't trust the bank savings and deposits.

Then the small money laundering criminals around.

mariahAngel:
How unfortunate.

They actually looked good together.

Ike gwuru..

They really did.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahaha
Before nko!

God ha anahu emere anyi ebere..lol

What i do is, I go to shop ndi umu agboghobia no..maybe selling for their mom, Na them dey fit sell at normal price without inflating it that much if she admires you

mariahAngel:
I didn't even read the part where he impregnated someone.
I usually avoid negative threads (to avoid taking in negativity).
It was your comment that led me to it.

He impregnated another lady na..And onwere ike nke ahu wu nke gbawara the babe obi..More like a married man sleeping with another lady under his wife.. Worst if the said lady no reach the main babe for beauty and brain.
The part she wrote we were good together with that cute pics was really emotional.

People around her failed her..These are times to tell if one has trusted friends/ sure family people around. She hinted them on her posts, yet no one could talk her out of it

Not everyone will handle heartbreak well even if one has had a handful of it, one particular heart break will hit home. Especially one you must have planned life together.

Ihe relationship a gwuru ike o...Just pray you have onye nke gi Chukwu kwadoro for you..

Mvena:
This one dey enter my eyes Papi

What is the inspiration behind the meme? Smh

Akposy:
I made Egusi soup and Eba today.

It was filles with iru (locust beans), crayfish, broken dried fish and stock fish.

My soup game is going up daily

Weldone obstacle egusi..

mariahAngel:
One reason why I like it when some men cook, ( who don't really know how to cook) is that they tend to use excess or odd ingredients.
They're not sure what to or what not to use, so they end up using whatever they can lay their hands on (like how that other guy cooked jollof rice, using both beef and minced meat).
Their food tend to be delicious in an unusual way, but they can hardly recreate the exact taste of any particular food they cooked (Either because they can't remember all the ingredients the used or whatever).

Exactly..When I go to shop, anything and everything goes inside bag..And these market women can sweet talk guys whenever we show up at the market.

Unlike a lady who knows her onion coming to shop.

We don't even make list sef
Money at hand can finish there, and we rush to POS .

Unless as a married guy, maybe nwunye m asi baby please buy this and that with list forwarded to my phone which can help me bargain. If not, ndi mommy a juru n'ahia ga a piawa umu nwoke azu.

mariahAngel:
What can one do, when one party is no longer interested in a relationship, and wants out?
Should they be blame when the other person decides to take their own life?
Isn't it better to be honest that you're no longer interested in the relationship, than to keep deceiving the other person?
Do you know that someone could be held emotionally hostage in a relationship because the other person often threatens with committing suicide if they leave them?
What can one do in such a situation?
Should one stay in a (let's say) suffocating relationship out of pity?

As for this story; unless the man comes to tell his side, we may never know what happened in the relationship, that led to him breaking up with "such an innocent looking lady".
People are not always what they appear to be.

In some cases like this one, I usually feel sorry for the person whose ex committed suicide.

Any one that is no longer interested, should let the other know clearly and openly.

Problem starts when one partner starts gaming the other.

Again, some genuinely go into a relationship for the material gain while pretending to love..When the money and others isn't coming, they will start games as well.

If he clearly broke up with her is a diff case.

If he was keeping her and go behind to impregnate his other woman, his name is sorry.

Normally I don't waste time in such thread, but her looks and the surrounding story called for attention.